12/03/2025
🚨✨ GOOD MORNING, CHAOS GREMLINS. ✨🚨
I pulled a Tarot card this morning and I swear it looked at me like:
“Oh honey… you’re STILL doing that?”
EXCUSE ME??
Not my deck waking up and choosing violence before I even had coffee. 😤😂
At this point, my Tarot cards aren’t spiritual guidance —
they’re 78 judgmental roommates who won’t pay rent but LOVE to comment on my life choices.
Them: “Maybe stop ignoring your problems.”
Me: “MAYBE STOP BEING A PIECE OF PAPER.”
Unhinged energy all around. 🤝
Meanwhile the Universe keeps throwing signs at me like it’s trying to win a dodgeball tournament.
A repeating number?
A weird dream?
A raven staring at me like it knows my Google search history?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, COSMOS?? 😭🌌
Anyway —
If your life currently feels like:
🔥 A season finale you didn’t sign up for
🔥 A plot twist written by a drunk writer
🔥 A Tarot card that flipped out of the deck on its own because “you needed to see it”
…welcome. Sit down. Take a crystal. Cry a little. Laugh a lot.
Tell me in the comments:
What’s the most unhinged thing the Universe has thrown at you lately?
I need to know I’m not alone in this cosmic circus. 🎪💫