01/09/2026
In Memory of Chris Von Schirmer
A wise man once said, "The first thing you have to know is yourself."
And Chris Von S did!
Grab a hot beverage and a sweet treat to learn about the man himself ~ his words, his photos, his memories, his accomplishments. Take your time, go onto the pages often and see the world from his perspective. Read his biography and see the places he cherished most, along with his family and pets:
Chris Von S ~ A True Renaissance Man: http://www.von-s.com/www.Von-s.com/Home.html
Chris was a true Renaissance Man as quoted by Todd Fisher. Talented musically, skilled at (almost) everything he set out to accomplish. He was born a genius, but "had no say so in the matter" he liked to quip! He absolutely LOVED the outdoors, especially Mountains with Unparalleled Views! That's probably why he chose the Great Pacific Northwest in which to live and experience all the things he loved about Washington State. In his home he built a map of WA State and framed it with rope lights.
He also loved to travel out west and for several years had a place in Wyoming with his wife. He was adventurous and a treasure seeker / hunter / explorer. You can say "Adventure" was his middle name! He was a truthful, righteous and God-fearing man. {Perhaps God wanted him to lead the angels in singing the song he wrote and arranged - "Anthem for the Righteous"
Chris was a father to 2 boys - Conrad and Caleb (now in their 20's) - whom he raised in the home that he built, and he was most proud of them. (They too went on many adventures growing up like exploring Skamania Lodge in Stevenson, WA, and the traditional camping trip in August at the Lower Lewis Falls, WA)
He was also a loving partner to Rachel whom he met in Anaheim, California, over a dozen years ago. They had many hiking adventures together and, during football season, can be seen cheering on the Seattle Seahawks. Von S wrote the rock anthem, "All In" and wanted it to be heard at every game, but especially when the Hawks go the Superbowl! A search on YouTube will reveal the 4 part, "Making of" ALL IN, which every fan knows is the Truth on game day - whether you watch at home, go to a friends, go out in public, or to the actual stadium - you are a 12.
When Chris was not working on his Estate, Chris & Rachel enjoyed going to various Washington State AVA's for wine tastings. Perfect pairings to his gourmet food he liked to prepare, such as Pasta Von S; Salad Von S; Blackened Salmon Caesar Salad, etc.
In Autumn 2025, Chris suddenly became ill, having a medical event and eventually being told via a CT scan that he had a tumor in his brain. Although every single person that Chris knows were totally shocked by this news, Chris fought and fought hard, he did. He had radiation treatment, had the "source" removed, yet this horrible cancer (known as Melanoma) continued to grow and eventually IT won the battle - January 2, 2026.
On Tuesday, January 13, 2026 - 3:00 pm - Chris will be interred at the Mt. Pleasant Cemetery (Dist. 6) - Mt. Pleasant Road - just 2 miles off Old Hwy 99
All are welcome until sundown ~ See you there!
In lieu of flowers, please consider a kind donation to help Chris' family:
Chris' Story: https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-von-ss-family-battle-legal-medical-crisis?attribution_id=sl%3A6a7b4a7b-1ec1-4a98-a740-1c6c52ccbfcf&lang=en_US&ts=1767906292&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_content=amp17_te&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link&fbclid=IwY2xjawPOaIVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFpQmo5NWhhSldIZ213ejdrc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHvQ1QkD-fsbL7sXoEb0fW3FvSBM00rlu-6H5UxQ4qvcg4-pMGU6sP4fBwIwx_aem_FrQiy5A_4DroCGcsjyoPSw