Stoned Ape

Stoned Ape Stoned Ape produces the only NSF Certified for Sport® brain health supplements in the world. Stoned Ape isn’t merely a supplement company. Are you skeptical?

Trusted by over 30 professional sports teams in the MLB, NFL and NHL, we are also the number one preferred nootropic brand of military Special Operations Forces. We’re a group of individuals united by the belief that we as a species can evolve to live longer, healthier, more fulfilling lives. Instead of packaging cheap vitamins as “performance enhancement” pills, we have carefully selected, and rigorously tested, supplements we believe can help to deliver you a better state of mind and therefore a better life. As health enthusiasts ourselves, we have been frustrated with the selection of products currently on the market, many of which pass themselves off as miraculous, yet offer little visibility into their formulations. And then there are all the synthetic fillers, colorants and flavors increasingly used to make those products prettier, tastier and cheaper – but not healthier. The genesis of our company is us collectively rising to the challenge this problem presents. Good, you should be. Not just of vitamins and supplements sold at gas stations, but of much of the health advice based on limited studies, that gets amplified and regurgitated by news outlets, and email forwarded by your aunt, neighbor or grandpa. One reality holds true – the nutrients you put into your body, whether through whole food or supplements, matter almost more than anything when it comes to your long-term health. That’s why we have carefully chosen our formulas, then subjected them to the highest standards of testing and certification. We aim to be the most exceptional nootropic company on the market. We hope you’ll appreciate our fundamental commitment to you: we will never include an ingredient in any of our products without telling you why it’s there, what dose it’s in and where it comes from, and unless we believe it’s clean and effective. We also have every batch of every product third-party tested for accuracy, purity and efficaciousness, so that you don’t have to simply rely on our own lofty claims. Stoned Ape is a veteran owned company and our products are proudly made in the United States.

Focus, refined.Performance, elevated.Xnergy — for the golfer who values clarity as much as precision.Nothing extra. Just...
11/06/2025

Focus, refined.
Performance, elevated.

Xnergy — for the golfer who values clarity as much as precision.
Nothing extra. Just the edge.

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🧠 Not just for athletes — the Stoned Ape mindset fuels creators, thinkers, and visionaries too.Whether you’re training y...
11/05/2025

🧠 Not just for athletes — the Stoned Ape mindset fuels creators, thinkers, and visionaries too.
Whether you’re training your body or crafting your art, clarity and focus are the real performance edge.

🎨 Big shoutout to the brilliant artist behind this piece: — your creativity embodies what the Stoned Ape state is all about.

Looking cool is half the battle. Being cool is cerebral. Keep your mind sharp.
11/04/2025

Looking cool is half the battle. Being cool is cerebral. Keep your mind sharp.

Bottom line, the supplement market is filled with garbage, which is why we don’t cut corners. We cut through the noise.O...
10/31/2025

Bottom line, the supplement market is filled with garbage, which is why we don’t cut corners. We cut through the noise.
Our formulas feature clinically backed compounds, each selected for purity, potency, and proven results — because your brain, body, and performance deserve better than “good enough.”

💪 Transparency you can trust.
🧬 Ingredients you can pronounce.
⚡ Results you can feel.

It’s fight night in San Antonio! 🥊Stoned Ape athlete, Austin Benson ,steps back into the ring to defend his Heavyweight ...
10/25/2025

It’s fight night in San Antonio! 🥊
Stoned Ape athlete, Austin Benson ,steps back into the ring to defend his Heavyweight Title.
Let’s go, Champ — all eyes on you tonight. 🦍💥

🎃 Spooky season is here — and that means the holidays (and the holiday stress) are creeping up too.From costumes to chao...
10/22/2025

🎃 Spooky season is here — and that means the holidays (and the holiday stress) are creeping up too.
From costumes to chaos, this time of year can test your calm.

💀 Don’t let stress haunt your vibe.
Stay balanced, clear, and in control with ZenX — your daily dose of calm focus.

🧘‍♂️ Breathe easy. Think clear. Stress down.

This Saturday, 25 October in San Antonio, Texas, Stoned Ape’s very own defends his Heavyweight Championship Title 🥊A tr...
10/21/2025

This Saturday, 25 October in San Antonio, Texas, Stoned Ape’s very own defends his Heavyweight Championship Title 🥊

A true example of discipline, preparation, and peak performance — powered by Stoned Ape.
Proud to support athletes who embody the connection between mind and body.

10/19/2025

For athletes that care.

📣 Not All Supplements Are Created EqualA recent Consumer Reports investigation found that many popular protein powders a...
10/16/2025

📣 Not All Supplements Are Created Equal

A recent Consumer Reports investigation found that many popular protein powders and shakes contain unsafe levels of lead and other heavy metals — in some cases, far exceeding daily safety limits.

That’s not okay and unfortunately is the case with most supplement brands in the market.
And it’s exactly why we built Stoned Ape differently.

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🧠 Our Commitment: Pure. Transparent. Tested.

At Stoned Ape, every product we create goes through independent third-party testing and NSF certification — the highest standard for supplement safety and quality.

✅ NSF Certified – verified for purity, potency, and label accuracy
✅ No hidden fillers or contaminants
✅ Traceable ingredients – every batch, every time
✅ Full transparency – because trust isn’t optional

When you fuel your mind and body, you should know exactly what’s going in.

⚾ October isn’t just about baseball… it’s about performance under pressure.When the lights are brightest and the games m...
10/03/2025

⚾ October isn’t just about baseball… it’s about performance under pressure.
When the lights are brightest and the games matter most, elite athletes turn to Stoned Ape. 🧠💪

We can’t say which teams are powered by our nootropics…
…but let’s just say some of the ones still swinging this October know the secret. 👀🍄

Elevate focus. Sharpen clarity. Perform when it counts.
That’s the Stoned Ape difference.


The greatest discovery isn’t out there… it’s within.Stress-free focus. Calm clarity.Welcome to the evolution of the mind...
10/03/2025

The greatest discovery isn’t out there… it’s within.
Stress-free focus. Calm clarity.
Welcome to the evolution of the mind—welcome to Earth’s finest nootropics.🌍🧠


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