AstralFlux Astrology

02/27/2026

Virgo & Aquarius chillin with their BFF 😎

02/27/2026

😠 How come no one told me they sell bagels at Trader Joe's that look, taste & smell like they're real bagels.
But they're Gluten Free.

- Sincerely a very sad Cancer sun Libra moon that misses normal breads very badly 😢

02/27/2026

The sky has spoken 😌

🔥 GET TO IT PEOPLE ‼️ 👏

Anarchy in the ☁️

02/26/2026

Mercury is definitely in Retrograde 🫠

Tell me how I just woke up from a dream where I was living in a communal house, WITH ALL OF MY EXES 💀 🤣

HALLLLP 😴 💭

02/21/2026

👣 Happy Feet Season 😌♓️

02/19/2026

02/19/2026

🗣️ Prince Andrew was just arrested based off of evidence from the files‼️‼️‼️
🥳

It's about damn time! 👏 👏 👏

Saturn in Aries ♈️ did not come to play 😤

Now lock the rest of them up ‼️

02/19/2026

🙃 Has anyone noticed a significant change in their dreams since Saturn & Neptune moved into Aries?

♈️ 🔥😴💭

02/19/2026

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02/18/2026

😅 YouTube going down on an Annular Eclipse / New Moon while we're in the pre shadow of Mercury Retrograde I expected...

But down detector, which tells you that YouTube is down, being down. I did NOT expect.

Thank the Uranus square for that one 😂 🤣

02/16/2026

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02/16/2026

Morning cup of harsh transits anyone? ☕️