Bree is Helpful AF, Los Angeles, CA (2025)

11/24/2025

I’ve been doing some internetting for this week’s Fat Friday with because the theme is superheroes and villains and this is one topic that I don’t know a lot about. Well let me tell yous one thing I have learned so far: Big Bertha from Marvel is hot as fuuuuck!

11/17/2025

Fat folks supporting fat folks is a magical thing. The first run of my Lil Chunks of Fat History zine sold out in 24 hours and half of the second run is already claimed. HOLY S**T WHAT???? Some days fat community feels like something I can only see online or white knuckle it til the next every so often event. But these special few days make fat community feel so tangible, when people from all around the world are reaching out for a little piece of my world. Awww, am I getting a lil verklempt? MAYBE!! 🥹🐷🖤

10/22/2025

I’m usually either real early to the party or really late. Such is spoonie life. When it comes to the disability pride flag, I’m late as hell. DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE A FU***NG FLAG???? HOLY S**T!!!! It’s so bad ass!!!

I’ve been thinking about this simple yet very impactful sentence for a long time. I heard it in my chronic pain/chronic illness support group and I finally found a home for it on our flag.

I usually struggle to rest, to sit still, especially when my body has been pushed to the point of seriously requiring loads and loads of rest. Ya’ll know where it stems from, let’s say it altogether: CaPiTaLiSm!!! Sitting still makes me feel worthless, like I’m not doing s**t of value. But the truth is, rest really *is* an action. Rest really *does* have value. Rest allows my body to recover so that I can do all the cool s**t I do, and even the less cool, just purely functional parts of life that we all gotta do, without keeling the f**k over. When I don’t rest, I’m more easily overwhelmed and dysregulated. When I don’t rest, I get physically hurt. When I don’t rest, I don’t feel like I do my job as well and tbh I start to not like it. When I don’t rest, my spiritual practice slips and I lose touch with my spirit team, my ghost cats, our fat ancestors. When I don’t rest, I skip meals and drink less water and forget to take my meds. Rest serves so many purposes. The next time I feel like a worthless piece of s**t while I rest, whether it’s for five minutes or five hours, I hope to remember all this. I hope you will, too! 🖤

10/18/2025

Ranking some of my fave Halloween costumes! I'm pretty sure this year's slutty cow is gonna be up there... Come to Fat Friday next week to find out! 🐮🔥

#1. Va**na, 2018. This took no effort but the impact is undeniable. I got it from my old roller derby league after cleaning out the shed and they were like, "Sleaze would probably want this." They were right.

#2. Slutty Pee-Wee, 2013. Except this photo was taken at work and I can't find evidence of the slutty version because I was very drunk that night. 😇

#3. SpongeBob, 2021. This is impressive because Daniel and I went on a 2 week cross country road trip, got back on the 30th, and STILL dressed the f**k up (they were Patrick, duh).

#4. Bobby Hill, 2024. My commitment to bleaching my hair impresses me most. I hate being blonde, but I love being Bobby. Also lol that I did this a year before King of the Hill was relevant again.

#5. Frank N. Furter, 2014. This was actually for a fundraiser we did for the derby league. I did not volunteer for the role, everybody was just kinda like, "Sooooo, Sleaze is Frank N, Furter, right?"

#6. Sassy Zombie, 2007. Awww omg look at teenage Bree! I was obsessed with zombies, but not for the horror, more for the camp. I mean, obviously with my f**king Spirit Halloween FX and lip gloss. Clearly, I have always done it all for the lols.

#7. Beetleslut, 2011. This was the beginning of my embrace of the slutty costume. I worked at a Halloween store and got all this s**t there. I also worked at a s*x show and this is me behind the bar at the after party. More on that another time. 😜

#8. Stone Cold Bree Austin, 2022. I was gonna call this SLUTTY Stone Cold but the fool already walks around half naked!

#9. Slimer bun, 2019. I was in grad school, working full time and had no capacity for a costume. It devastated me, so I finagled this little jawn. I printed out the pieces, glued them to card stock, glued that to tooth picks, and shoved it all into my bun. BOOM. Done.

#10. Eagles cheerleader, 1990. Oooommmmggggg look how cuuuuttteeee!!! I obviously cannot take credit for this because I'm a tiny baby but awwwwuuuuhhhh! Also, how Philly of my parents. GO BIRDS!

10/16/2025

tbh I got a lot more to say on this but this is the few minutes you’re getting outta me for now cause I guess the spirit compelled me. Moooooo!!

10/13/2025

I honestly had no idea when this day would come and sometimes I even get scared that the chronic illness demons are gonna hear that I’m on the up and sn**ch it away from me. BUTTTTTT I am tired of living in fear and ready to keep building my life.

Wanna build our lives together? I think I’m pretty good at helping with that! I’ve helped others reach goals like going back to school, getting new jobs, improving mobility, dating in new ways, moving to new places, ending relationships, improving communication in existing relationships, finding community, exploring spirituality, embracing and understanding neurodiversity… bitch, ya’ll know the list goes on! Anyway, you know where to find me and if you don’t, feel free to reach out. 🖤

10/02/2025

Happy 1st day of Halloween! I stopped at today to get some haunted pimple patches and six tiny pictures of my favorite person’s sweet little fat face. Oh hey, that’s meeeeeee! 👻

This is probably as good a time as any to remind ya’ll that I’m a f**king witch, right? I mean, I do it all year round, but it seems like a lotta yous like tarot readings this time of year. Well, I figured I’d give everyone a heads up that you only get three spookytime weeks outta me before I head outta town at the end of the month, so doitdoitdoit, get at your favorite fat witch meow!

09/24/2025

One of my favorite things about my friendship with is when we get on a Zoom call, the first thing ze tells me is how f**king gay I look. Q***r 4 Q***r affirmation is the best! So I carefully chose this spatula dick photo, which I think Spider will approve of, in order to grab your silly lil gooses’ attention for what actually matters. I mean, spatula dick is a big deal, but it is second to my bud’s super cool and important raffle. Please take a look and consider participating. Spider is one of my favorite people to make magick with and ze is offering something incredibly special at a WILD price. Plus, you’ll be helping my friend get by. Pretty pretty please and thank youuuuu ~ ✨

Image one: I’m a fat white person wearing a black bikini. I’m standing in my kitchen holding a spatula as if it’s my dick. I’m sticking my tongue out. I have short faded green hair, tattooed on my chest, right arm, belly, both thighs, and right shin. The tattoo on my belly says “fatty fatale”.

Image two: Spider’s raffle fundraiser. $20 per entry. Raffle closes October 1, 2025. Winners announced October 2, 2025. Prize 1: limpia, 1 hour card reading, home protection talisman, surprise paper mache art piece. Prize 2: 1 hour card reading, ritual paper for spiritual use, surprise paper mache art piece. Venmo: naruchare itsy bitsy. PayPal: xochi.sandoval@gmail.com. Include first name, raffle, and contact info.

08/17/2025

How cool!! Today I met Reyna Torres (), the creator of the upcoming .tvshow! She told me it’s like S*x and the City but with Latinas in LA. I heard they did some filming right here in . I can’t wait to see how it turns outtttt!

Image description 1: Me and Reyna in The Plus Bus. I’m a fat white person with short green hair giving the peace sign. My sunglasses are on top of my head, I’m wearing a black kn95 mask, black tshirt that says Alabama Shakes on the top left, and black denim shorts. Reyna is a Latina woman with long brown hair and red lipstick. She’s smiling and wearing a white crop top that has a red bikini graphic on it, and high waisted black and white plaid pants.

Image description 2: A flyer for Chicas that reads: Chicas tv show. Then there’s a QR code. Then it says: What is Chicas? Like S*x and the City with Latinas. Make a pledge on Seed & Spark. chicas.tvshow on Instagram and TikTok. Chisme: chicas-tvshow.com/chicas-chisme

08/15/2025

If you haven’t seen yet, then this is the best time to do it because all through August, ticket sales will support our favorite organization in the world, !! Plus, what better way to celebrate than by supporting a fat project AND the oldest fat rights organization? I promise this film is gonna make ya feel all the fat feels ya didn’t even know ya needed.

Now through August, you can watch the documentary online via and 20% of the ticket price will be donated to the good folks at - with an option to contribute more!

From acclaimed filmmaker , YOUR FAT FRIEND is the award-winning documentary that charts Aubrey Gordon’s path from anonymous blogger to NYT best-seller and beloved podcaster. A film about fatness, family and the messy feelings we hold about our bodies. Laugh, cry, feel seen – watch YOUR FAT FRIEND now on !

Where and how can I watch YOUR FAT FRIEND on Jolt?

You can watch it on your web browser, or on your TV or tablet via the Jolt Film app, available on Google TV, Apple TV, Roku TV and Android TV.

Lots more details here ➡️ Jolt.film/how-to-watch

In which countries can I watch it on Jolt?

Watch YOUR FAT FRIEND on Jolt from anywhere in the world except UK, Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Denmark, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.

Where do I watch if I live in those countries?

Go to YrFatFriendFilm.com for the up to date list of where the film is available in each country!

Image description 1: I’m a fat white person sitting at the edge of a pool. I have a blue bandana on my head, big black square sunglasses, a black bikini top, and black bottoms. I have colorful tattoos on my chest and right arm, and a black tattoo across my belly that says fatty fatale. There’s branded imagery overlayed across the image that says Your Fat Friend, A Film by Jeanie Finley, an image of Aubrey Gordon floating in a donut pool floatie, YrFatFriendFilm.com, Hot Fat Summer,

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