Bree is Helpful AF, Los Angeles, CA (2025)

10/18/2025

Ranking some of my fave Halloween costumes! I'm pretty sure this year's slutty cow is gonna be up there... Come to Fat Friday next week to find out! 🐮🔥

#1. Va**na, 2018. This took no effort but the impact is undeniable. I got it from my old roller derby league after cleaning out the shed and they were like, "Sleaze would probably want this." They were right.

#2. Slutty Pee-Wee, 2013. Except this photo was taken at work and I can't find evidence of the slutty version because I was very drunk that night. 😇

#3. SpongeBob, 2021. This is impressive because Daniel and I went on a 2 week cross country road trip, got back on the 30th, and STILL dressed the f**k up (they were Patrick, duh).

#4. Bobby Hill, 2024. My commitment to bleaching my hair impresses me most. I hate being blonde, but I love being Bobby. Also lol that I did this a year before King of the Hill was relevant again.

#5. Frank N. Furter, 2014. This was actually for a fundraiser we did for the derby league. I did not volunteer for the role, everybody was just kinda like, "Sooooo, Sleaze is Frank N, Furter, right?"

#6. Sassy Zombie, 2007. Awww omg look at teenage Bree! I was obsessed with zombies, but not for the horror, more for the camp. I mean, obviously with my f**king Spirit Halloween FX and lip gloss. Clearly, I have always done it all for the lols.

#7. Beetleslut, 2011. This was the beginning of my embrace of the slutty costume. I worked at a Halloween store and got all this s**t there. I also worked at a s*x show and this is me behind the bar at the after party. More on that another time. 😜

#8. Stone Cold Bree Austin, 2022. I was gonna call this SLUTTY Stone Cold but the fool already walks around half naked!

#9. Slimer bun, 2019. I was in grad school, working full time and had no capacity for a costume. It devastated me, so I finagled this little jawn. I printed out the pieces, glued them to card stock, glued that to tooth picks, and shoved it all into my bun. BOOM. Done.

#10. Eagles cheerleader, 1990. Oooommmmggggg look how cuuuuttteeee!!! I obviously cannot take credit for this because I'm a tiny baby but awwwwuuuuhhhh! Also, how Philly of my parents. GO BIRDS!

10/16/2025

tbh I got a lot more to say on this but this is the few minutes you’re getting outta me for now cause I guess the spirit compelled me. Moooooo!!

10/13/2025

I honestly had no idea when this day would come and sometimes I even get scared that the chronic illness demons are gonna hear that I’m on the up and sn**ch it away from me. BUTTTTTT I am tired of living in fear and ready to keep building my life.

Wanna build our lives together? I think I’m pretty good at helping with that! I’ve helped others reach goals like going back to school, getting new jobs, improving mobility, dating in new ways, moving to new places, ending relationships, improving communication in existing relationships, finding community, exploring spirituality, embracing and understanding neurodiversity… bitch, ya’ll know the list goes on! Anyway, you know where to find me and if you don’t, feel free to reach out. 🖤

10/02/2025

Happy 1st day of Halloween! I stopped at today to get some haunted pimple patches and six tiny pictures of my favorite person’s sweet little fat face. Oh hey, that’s meeeeeee! 👻

This is probably as good a time as any to remind ya’ll that I’m a f**king witch, right? I mean, I do it all year round, but it seems like a lotta yous like tarot readings this time of year. Well, I figured I’d give everyone a heads up that you only get three spookytime weeks outta me before I head outta town at the end of the month, so doitdoitdoit, get at your favorite fat witch meow!

09/24/2025

One of my favorite things about my friendship with is when we get on a Zoom call, the first thing ze tells me is how f**king gay I look. Q***r 4 Q***r affirmation is the best! So I carefully chose this spatula dick photo, which I think Spider will approve of, in order to grab your silly lil gooses’ attention for what actually matters. I mean, spatula dick is a big deal, but it is second to my bud’s super cool and important raffle. Please take a look and consider participating. Spider is one of my favorite people to make magick with and ze is offering something incredibly special at a WILD price. Plus, you’ll be helping my friend get by. Pretty pretty please and thank youuuuu ~ ✨

Image one: I’m a fat white person wearing a black bikini. I’m standing in my kitchen holding a spatula as if it’s my dick. I’m sticking my tongue out. I have short faded green hair, tattooed on my chest, right arm, belly, both thighs, and right shin. The tattoo on my belly says “fatty fatale”.

Image two: Spider’s raffle fundraiser. $20 per entry. Raffle closes October 1, 2025. Winners announced October 2, 2025. Prize 1: limpia, 1 hour card reading, home protection talisman, surprise paper mache art piece. Prize 2: 1 hour card reading, ritual paper for spiritual use, surprise paper mache art piece. Venmo: naruchare itsy bitsy. PayPal: xochi.sandoval@gmail.com. Include first name, raffle, and contact info.

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08/17/2025

How cool!! Today I met Reyna Torres (), the creator of the upcoming .tvshow! She told me it’s like S*x and the City but with Latinas in LA. I heard they did some filming right here in . I can’t wait to see how it turns outtttt!

Image description 1: Me and Reyna in The Plus Bus. I’m a fat white person with short green hair giving the peace sign. My sunglasses are on top of my head, I’m wearing a black kn95 mask, black tshirt that says Alabama Shakes on the top left, and black denim shorts. Reyna is a Latina woman with long brown hair and red lipstick. She’s smiling and wearing a white crop top that has a red bikini graphic on it, and high waisted black and white plaid pants.

Image description 2: A flyer for Chicas that reads: Chicas tv show. Then there’s a QR code. Then it says: What is Chicas? Like S*x and the City with Latinas. Make a pledge on Seed & Spark. chicas.tvshow on Instagram and TikTok. Chisme: chicas-tvshow.com/chicas-chisme

08/15/2025

If you haven’t seen yet, then this is the best time to do it because all through August, ticket sales will support our favorite organization in the world, !! Plus, what better way to celebrate than by supporting a fat project AND the oldest fat rights organization? I promise this film is gonna make ya feel all the fat feels ya didn’t even know ya needed.

Now through August, you can watch the documentary online via and 20% of the ticket price will be donated to the good folks at - with an option to contribute more!

From acclaimed filmmaker , YOUR FAT FRIEND is the award-winning documentary that charts Aubrey Gordon’s path from anonymous blogger to NYT best-seller and beloved podcaster. A film about fatness, family and the messy feelings we hold about our bodies. Laugh, cry, feel seen – watch YOUR FAT FRIEND now on !

Where and how can I watch YOUR FAT FRIEND on Jolt?

You can watch it on your web browser, or on your TV or tablet via the Jolt Film app, available on Google TV, Apple TV, Roku TV and Android TV.

Lots more details here ➡️ Jolt.film/how-to-watch

In which countries can I watch it on Jolt?

Watch YOUR FAT FRIEND on Jolt from anywhere in the world except UK, Australia, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Denmark, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.

Where do I watch if I live in those countries?

Go to YrFatFriendFilm.com for the up to date list of where the film is available in each country!

Image description 1: I’m a fat white person sitting at the edge of a pool. I have a blue bandana on my head, big black square sunglasses, a black bikini top, and black bottoms. I have colorful tattoos on my chest and right arm, and a black tattoo across my belly that says fatty fatale. There’s branded imagery overlayed across the image that says Your Fat Friend, A Film by Jeanie Finley, an image of Aubrey Gordon floating in a donut pool floatie, YrFatFriendFilm.com, Hot Fat Summer,

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07/26/2025

LOL WHO THE F**K GAVE ME A MEGA PHONE???? 📢📢📢

jk I know it was and it was my big fat honor to facilitate the canon ball contest at pool party. Sure, it may seem like a silly little interlude, but nothing showcases fat summer excellence better than the motherf**king canon ball. EVERY SINGLE FAT PERSON CAN DO A PERFECT CANNON BALL!! And I was right, because everybody won our canon ball contest! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⭐️⭐️⭐️

Image description 1: I’m a fat white person with short green hair. I’m holding a black mega phone and shouting into it. I’m wearing black heart shaped cat eye sunglasses, a black string bikini top, black bikini bottom, and black platform Crocs with spikes. I have tattoos on my chest, right arm, belly, thighs, and right shin.

Image description 2: Three people stand at the edge of the pool giving each other high fives.

Image descriptions 3-5: Each image is the splash of a different canon ball content participant.

07/19/2025

BIG FAT STORY TIME! There was this one time when I was a kid at a pool down the shore and there was a superfat person in a green string bikini. I’d never, ever seen another fat person dressed like that. And just as soon as I saw them in all their glory, the snickering and jokes around me began. But that person didn’t seem to give a f**k about what anyone else thought, and they enjoyed their poolside tanning regardless of any potential anti-fat f**kery.

Fast forward to last week. I wasn’t feeling good about wearing this bikini for pool party last Saturday. The top wasn’t fitting quite right. I was dealing with gender dysphoria, mostly because I was worried about how others would perceive my gender. It was also my first time wearing this style of bottom and I wasn’t sure if I’d like it or feel comfortable. F**k, this wasn’t even the bathing suit I wanted to wear! But I was in a time crunch and I had to figure out how to make it work.

Then, as I was getting ready for the party, I remembered the person in the green string bikini from all those years ago. That person was doing their damn thing decades before body positivity and fat liberation were as accessible as they are today. S**t, maybe they’re a part of fat history and I don’t even know it! But it was in this challenging moment that I remembered them, and just recalling their bold, bad assery during a time when I hadn’t seen anyone else like them, gave me the chutzpah to pull it the f**k together and wear my very own black string bikini. In doing so, I got to experience how empowering it is to be TI***ES OUT while wearing my they/them pronouns necklace, knowing damn well within myself that my gender is valid no matter what I wear or what other people think. I also learned that I sure do love a bikini bottom so I can share the love of ALL THIS ASSSSSS!!! And the superfat person in the green string bikini reminded me that when we show up for ourselves, wholly and unapologetically, we’re not just doing it for us—we never know who we’re showing up for around us, too. 💚🖤

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07/04/2025

I promised a client that I would post a full body pic today in solidarity with her, so here’s a better look at my sweet ass outfit from the sacrifice on Sunday! (lol if you missed it, check my sappy last post—it was really a ceremony for my friend’s going away party, but you know how my silly ass does.)

In all seriousness, it would be soooo cool if other fat folks posted their full body pics, too! In a world that wants to shrink us, it’s more important than ever to TAKE UP SPACE! Tag me if you do so I can share them with her. You never know who you’re helping by being visibly and unapologetically fat, but today I’m telling you that you’re for sure positively impacting at least one superfat person directly, and that’s pretty rad! 🐷🖤

Accessibility description: I’m standing in front of a large black/white/grey mural of a thin femme face who has a short bob, all white eyes, stars on the cheeks, gap in the front teeth, and checkered shirt. I’m a fat white person with very short green hair. I’m wearing a black kn95 mask, black crop top and short shorts, and black platform Doc Martens. Layered over my outfit is a see through black and gold striped dress with frills lining the edges. My arms are posed up next to my face to show off the dress’s oval shape. I’m also wearing a cluster of necklaces of differing lengths. The second picture is closer up to show better details of my outfit.

07/01/2025

It feels correct, here on this last day of Pride, to honor my dear ooolllldddd friend Jen, who I had the distinct pleasure of sacrificing yesterday. And by sacrifice, I mean I got to be “master of ceremonies” and do some motherf**king witchcraft to open her going away party at the iconic . Jen has not only been my friend, but a major supporter of all my endeavors. When her store had a physical location, I hosted open mics there for six years not knowing that I was harnessing my skills as an emcee, facilitator, and community organizer as I now do today. She exemplified what it’s like to be a q***r small business owner doing the damn thing exactly as she wanted, when she wanted, without taking nobody’s s**t. Can you tell I learned a thing or two about that from her? When it was time to put my master’s thesis workshop into the world, there was only one place I felt safe to go, and Book Show was the very first place I hosted a fat liberation event. Jen has even seen me through the tough times—through mania and depression, injuries and rehab, terrible relationships and corporate jobs, illnesses and loss. She’s a solid friend who’s cheered me on and stuck by through it all. I will miss her, but I won’t ever forget her. F**k, we’re already making plans to collab on a zine from afar. Here’s to Jen and all our found fam! If you’re lucky enough to have a Jen in your life, go give that bitch some love. 🌈🖤

PS: Book Show was like a circus of books and events, and the performances from last night were a small glimpse into the magic that was our community. Enjoy this nibble of joy, especially , one of my personal faves!

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