The Practical Astrologer

The Practical Astrologer Forget the esoteric mumbo jumbo...Astrology that comes down to planet Earth and gets its hands dirty.

11/13/2025

“Things fall apart; the centre will not hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.” — W.B. Yeats

It might feel for all the world that this is what’s happening,
but this is your season to break it all
to build it into something coherent—
a reflection of the world you want to live in.

We can do this.



https://thepracticalastrologer.as.me/consultation

11/12/2025

AI made this post (kind of — but let’s be real have you seen what it’s spouted — it isn’t replacing us any time soon) because I’d rather focus on astrology + clients.
(Also I’m still terrible at social media — and the human who loves it hasn’t found me yet.)

User or creator — which one are you?
Most of us consume astrology like content instead of using it as context.

Decoding U2U begins late November / early December.
Three weeks. Two cohorts. One language you already speak — you just haven’t learned to read it yet.

https://the-practicalastrologer.com/class-intro-natalchart

11/12/2025

AI made this post (kind of — but let’s keep it real — it isn’t replace any of us anytime soon — have you seen the poo it spouts?) because I’d rather focus on astrology + clients.
(Also I’m still terrible at social media — and the human who loves it hasn’t found me yet.)

User or creator — which one are you?
Most of us consume astrology like content instead of using it as context.

Decoding U2U begins late November / early December.
Three weeks. Two cohorts. One language you already speak — you just haven’t learned to read it yet.

https://the-practicalastrologer.com/class-intro-natalchart

11/08/2025

How’s everyone feeling now that Uranus has retrograded back into Ta**us and Mercury is retrograde in Sag?

From what I’ve gathered so far Uranus back into Ta**us is the headliner here … personally and collectively, this one has the potential to smart as hard as when Pluto went back into Capricorn before getting stuck into Aquarius.

Uranus doesn’t like to be in Ta**us — the sign of stability, luxury, embodiment, growing things.

Since 2018 when it started dipping its toes into Ta**us, Uranus has either been shaking up the part of your life that you want and need to be rock solid — testing how “real” it is … it’s also been the force that’s made it feel like every time you’ve planted a seed in the ground, it winds up getting dug up and left out to die by crows no matter how lovingly you’ve tended to it.

On a collective level, this is about revolutionizing and tearing down economic, monetary, and agricultural systems that aren’t sustainable and don’t accurately reflect value …

And i have my theories about the innovations it wants us to lean into when it goes back and stays in Gemini — BUT those can’t actually flourish and benefit the commonweal if they aren’t sustained and grown on ground that’s fertile and nutrient rich.

Yes, it might mean some severe and final corrections … as it retrogrades, take this time to review what came your way in terms of asset acquisition, financial planning, art, embodiment, diet during particularly Q2 beginning of Q3 of this year … what fractures in stability happened then? How did you address (or not) those matters? Use the retrograde to take an inventory and research the “rebel” solution that will take you out of your comfort zone to finally put those pat when Uranus goes direct at the beginning of February and does its final march through this part of the sky (it goes back into Gemini for good at the end of April 2026) to choose to tear up what isn’t sustainable … harrow the ground yourself and beat Uranus to the punch.

Jupiter Day things — sharing the knowledge!Offering 2 cohorts of Decoding U2U an Intro to Astrology course at the end of...
11/06/2025

Jupiter Day things — sharing the knowledge!

Offering 2 cohorts of Decoding U2U an Intro to Astrology course at the end of this month:

Cohort A - Saturdays starting 11/22 at 11a MST
Cohort B - Sundays starting 11/23 at 2p MST

3 90 minute Sessions • Community/Sliding Scale spots available.

A 3-part introduction to reading your natal chart, enabling you to: • go beyond "cookbook" delineations by using a foundational approach to understanding your planetary placements; and • create a cohesive narrative around the themes that frame your journey

Opening my books up today for spontaneous 10 minute spot readings … use these for eclipse clarity, any ONE of the ingres...
09/17/2025

Opening my books up today for spontaneous 10 minute spot readings … use these for eclipse clarity, any ONE of the ingresses we have about to happen — take your pick Mercury, Mars, Sun, hell Uranus while we’re at it.

I’m out of office starting Friday through next Monday so if you want pre-eclipse counsel book now.

3 Pay What You Want Spots available. Contact me directly to book (it’s a separate link).

Schedule your appointment online The Practical Astrologer

New post on Substack is up.I’m out of pocket from Thurs 9/18 until Mon 9/22 BUT want to make sure I’m available to any a...
09/15/2025

New post on Substack is up.

I’m out of pocket from Thurs 9/18 until Mon 9/22 BUT want to make sure I’m available to any and all who would like guidance processing the 9/7 eclipse and/or prepping for the 9/21 one.

If you don’t see spots that work on 9/16 or 9/17, please contact me + I’ll see about moving things around to accommodate.

We’re in this together! ✨💪🏼🫶🏼

https://open.substack.com/pub/starsandsense/p/manifestation?r

Hey Folks - A quick fyi: I will out of pocket for sessions from September 17-22.Spots are going fast this weekend and ne...
09/05/2025

Hey Folks -

A quick fyi: I will out of pocket for sessions from September 17-22.

Spots are going fast this weekend and next week.

HOWEVER, The flash sale on 60-minute Consultations (Promo Code: ECLIPSING) is good for any session booked over the next month. You will need to book by this Sunday though.

Schedule your appointment online The Practical Astrologer

It would be remiss of me not to post a   on my 50th birthday celebration offer of 50% off Kickoffs, Consultations, and H...
08/22/2025

It would be remiss of me not to post a on my 50th birthday celebration offer of 50% off Kickoffs, Consultations, and Horaries.

Don’t let your coach turn into a pumpkin at midnight without booking your session — eclipse season is kicking off and this one needs preparing for.

https://the-practicalastrologer.com/scheduling

If you’re a Leo who’s been looking for sign, here it is! Let’s celebrate you!
08/10/2025

If you’re a Leo who’s been looking for sign, here it is! Let’s celebrate you!

Schedule your appointment online The Practical Astrologer

Hey All Y’all!Let’s Celebrate!A little reminder from your friendly neighborhood astrologer:Come by this weekend for my W...
06/26/2025

Hey All Y’all!

Let’s Celebrate!

A little reminder from your friendly neighborhood astrologer:

Come by this weekend for my Welcome (Back) Party!

How we’ll be partying:

10-minute flash astrology sessions — a targeted spot reading to see how to use Venus and Jupiter’s blessings enabling you to flourish under this currently “dynamic” astroscape.

Spots are still available — and you’ll be entered in the raffle for:

• 60-min Consultation
• 1:1 Tuition Session
• Brand Board + Arudha Voice Write-up
• Digital party favors (because generosity is contagious)

If you’ve been circling a session, this is a low-lift way to drop in and check a reading out.

Pre-booking is now open: https://calendly.com/anak-onthedoor/tpa-flash-session

See you there!

Cheers,

A.

The Welcome Party is a virtual pop-up event to celebrate you and my astrology shingle going back up.WHAT:10-minute 1:1 Flash Session - you, me, and your chart to to see what’s ready to flourish for you under these skies — especially with Venus and Jupiter out there dishing out goodies.PLEASE

05/23/2024

The shingle is up! One of my new joint ventures is underway … please check out. THE CUSP STUDIO.

We are passionate about people, businesses, and organizations ready for their next era.

https://thecusp.studio

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