Evolved Novelties

03/27/2026

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!

We have reached the point in the industry where a simple vibration is no longer enough for everyone; some customers now require a literal indoor thunderstorm. This week, we are leaning into the chaos with two high-capacity, cinematic powerhouses from Zero Tolerance. These strokers feature a squirting mechanism that would make a Bellagio fountain blush, turning a standard solo session into a full-blown water feature. It is immersive, it is messy, and it is exactly what your customers are looking for when they say they want to feel something.

🌊 Sq**rt For Me XL: Riley Reid & Skyler Nicole Editions | SKUs: ZE-RS-7685-2 & ZE-RS-6701-2

These soft yet firm body strokers feature a 60ml reservoir that releases a shower at the touch of a button. While the internal beaded textures and 5 sucking speeds do the heavy lifting, 10 vibration patterns and a 19-foot remote range keep things interesting from a distance. Each model includes a free movie download featuring its namesake star to guide the experience through the IPX-5 waterproof mechanics.

Stock up now so your customers can start making a mess of their own living rooms. Your Evolved rep is currently practicing their "I told you so" face in the mirror, so give them a call before they get too good at it.

https://evolvednovelties.com/squirt-for-me-xl-riley-reid-movie-realistic-squirting-stroker

https://evolvednovelties.com/squirt-for-me-xl-skyler-nicole-movie-realistic-squirting-stroker

03/20/2026

03/20/2026

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!

This week’s selection is all about kinetic energy and unique internal mechanics that catch the eye on a shelf. We have a dual-tapping powerhouse for focused G-**ot stimulation, a sophisticated "come-hither" model with independent motor control, and a frenetic jiggling bunny that offers a completely different tactile experience than a standard vibe. Three high-performance silhouettes, three distinct mechanical actions, all designed to give your customers a reason to upgrade their bedside drawer.

🐰 Wiggly Bunny | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-7715-2
An exhilarating stimulator that swaps standard vibration for a jelly-like "shake and quake" wiggling motion. It features a swiveling bulbed shaft and a perky rabbit head for external play, plus an optional suction cup base for hands-free versatility. 3 wiggling speeds, 7 vibration patterns, and fully submersible IPX-7 waterproof rating.
https://evolvednovelties.com/wiggly-bunny

🙇 Bow Down | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-6985-2
A premium "come-hither" vi****or designed with a textured bulbous shaft and two lateral arms that raise and lower to mimic a beckoning motion. Featuring three independently controlled motors, it offers 10 vibration patterns and 10 "come-hither" speeds. IPX-6 shower-friendly, USB rechargeable, and finished in silky, body-safe silicone.
https://evolvednovelties.com/bow-down

🍿 Poppin Good Time | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-7340-2
A girthy, curved stimulator featuring dual-sided double-tapping technology at the head for targeted internal thumping. It pairs deep G-**ot sensations with a tireless bunny-eared cl****al stimulator. Includes 10 tapping modes, 10 vibration patterns, and a 5.25 inch insertable length. Crafted from IPX-7 waterproof, lab-tested silicone.
https://evolvednovelties.com/poppin-good-time

Put them on your shelf before someone asks why you don’t have them; your Evolved rep is impatiently standing by.

03/11/2026

See you soon!

02/20/2026

🔥 This Just Dropped from Gender X by Evolved Novelties!

This week’s pair is built for customers who want bold visuals, serious size, and feature-driven performance. One thrusting, beaded beast with balls and remote control; one girthy power piece with on-demand intensity and suction-cup stability. Two fantasy-forward silhouettes, two different diameter profiles, both positioned as premium trade-up options for shoppers ready to level up.

🌊 Monster’s Ball | Gender X | SKU: GX-RD-7487-2
A thrusting, vibrating monster with graduated beads running along the underside and a sharply tapered bulbous tip. Features 10 vibration speeds, 3 thrusting speeds, a powerful suction cup base, and 20’ remote range. Crafted from phthalate and latex-free liquid silicone, waterproof (IPX-6), and USB rechargeable.
https://evolvednovelties.com/monsters-ball

👾 Imaginary Friend | Gender X | SKU: GX-RD-7500-2
A super-chunky girth-forward vi****or with a textured neck, swelling lower shaft, and power burst feature for high-intensity demand. Includes 8 vibration speeds, suction cup base, 20’ remote control range, waterproof (IPX-6) build, and USB recharge. Phthalate and latex-free liquid silicone construction.
https://evolvednovelties.com/imaginary-friend

Stock them now! Your Evolved rep can take it from here.

02/13/2026

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!

Three recognizable names, one proven stroker body, built-in digital value. This release keeps it streamlined: the same compact, realistic, waterproof mini stroker platform paired with three different movie downloads. Entry-friendly price point, small counter footprint, and strong impulse appeal. Easy to merchandise as a trio, easy to explain at retail.

• Life-like squishy entry stroker
• Insertable length 2.75”
• Phthalate & latex-free TPE
• Waterproof & submersible (IPX-8)
• Lab tested body safe

🎬 Riley Reid Movie with Mini Va**na Stroker | SKU: ZE-MS-7524-2
https://evolvednovelties.com/riley-reid-movie-with-mini-vagina-stroker

🎥 Sasha Grey Movie with Mini Va**na Stroker | SKU: ZE-MS-7531-2
https://evolvednovelties.com/sasha-grey-movie-with-mini-vagina-stroker

🎞️ Dani Daniels Movie with Mini Va**na Stroker | SKU: ZE-MS-7548-2
https://evolvednovelties.com/dani-daniels-movie-with-mini-vagina-stroker

Stock the full set and let customers pick their favorite. Your Evolved rep can take it from here.

02/06/2026

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!

This week’s trio is built for customers who want more than a simple buzz. One rotating showstopper with serious shelf presence, one modular bullet system that invites upsell conversations, and one spiral-and-thrust powerhouse that practically demos itself. Three distinct use cases, three different price tiers, all easy to explain at retail.

🕷️ Spinderella | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-6534-2
A 3-motor dual stimulator combining vibration, rotation, and a flexible bunny for layered sensation. Features a rotating beaded shaft with independent controls, 10 vibration speeds, and 3 spinning speeds. Crafted from phthalate and latex-free silicone with a magnetic USB recharge and waterproof rating.
https://evolvednovelties.com/spinderella

🎯 Take Your Pick | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-6954-2
A versatile interchangeable bullet set designed for precision play and easy add-on selling. Includes three silicone sleeves that swap onto one powerful bullet, offering different textures and shapes in a single SKU. 7 vibration speeds, remote control, waterproof, and USB rechargeable.
https://evolvednovelties.com/take-your-pick

🌀 The Shimmy | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-6923-2
A dual stimulator that combines thrusting, vibration, and a spiraling internal motion for a sensation customers haven’t felt before. Features 10 vibration speeds, 3 thrusting and shimmying speeds, a flexible cl****al stimulator, and a waterproof, rechargeable silicone build.
https://evolvednovelties.com/the-shimmy

Stock them now! Your Evolved rep can take it from here.

01/16/2026

We are so proud of Burt for his nomination. He is one of the hardest working people in the industry. This man is never home long. He is a true road warrior.

11/21/2025

🔥 This Just Dropped from Evolved Novelties!

This week’s trio covers the spectrum: a surprisingly earnest little bullet, a bunny that does far more than its sweet face suggests, and a full-tilt multitasker that taps, thrusts, and flashes like it has something to prove. Three different personalities, three different buyers in mind, all straightforward to stock and even simpler to talk about.

✨ Squishy Bullet | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-7272-2
Incredibly soft and supple, this powerful bullet delivers familiar vibes with a completely new feel. 7-speed bullet vi****or crafted from silky smooth silicone, phthalate and latex-free, with an insertable length of 2.5 inches and a diameter of 1.01 inches. USB rechargeable with cable included.
https://evolvednovelties.com/squishy-bullet

🐰 Cushy Bunny | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-7289-2
A super-soft, dual-motor bunny that yields to the touch for ultimate comfort and pleasure. 7-speed dual stimulator crafted from silky smooth silicone, phthalate and latex-free, with an insertable length of 4.25 inches and a diameter of 1.38 inches. USB rechargeable with cable included.
https://evolvednovelties.com/cushy-bunny

💥 Pep Talk | Evolved Novelties | SKU: EN-RS-7241-2
The ultimate motivator, featuring thrusting, vibration, and a game-changing tapping c**t stimulator. 10-speed tapping and thrusting vi****or crafted from silky smooth silicone, phthalate and latex-free, with an insertable length of 4.75 inches and a diameter of 1.45 inches. USB rechargeable with cable included.
https://evolvednovelties.com/pep-talk

Put them on your shelf before someone asks why you don’t have them, your Evolved rep can handle the rest.

11/04/2025

Congratulations to Lucy & Steven on being nominated for this honor! We are proud to recognize their exceptional dedication and performance, and the positive impact they’ve had at Evolved and the industry. Their hard work and commitment are a true inspiration, and this nomination is a testament to their contributions.

10/10/2025

💪 This Just Dropped: The Stroker That Levels Up the Game

Hold Me Tight isn’t just another stroker it’s a full-throttle experience your customers have been asking us for!

Hold Me Tight | Zero Tolerance | ZE-RS-6817-2
A heated, thrusting stroker with 7 thrust speeds, 10 vibration patterns, and a soft beaded sleeve that pops out for easy cleaning. Comes with a phone mount and erotic movie download to complete the fantasy.

https://evolvednovelties.com/hold-me-tight

Talk to your Evolved rep today. And with our 2025 Price Lock Guarantee, your margins stay as solid as your top sellers.

09/26/2025

JUST DROPPED: Built to Slither, Designed to Swell
Two new arrivals just landed, bringing motion, expansion, and a whole lot of innovation. One product moves like it’s alive. The other gets big—fast. These aren’t upgrades, they’re game-changers. Retailers, you’re going to want both of these in your arsenal.

🐍 Wiggle It | Pl***oy Pleasure | PB-RS-6893-2
Wiggle It, just a little bit…or a lot. This snake-like shape delivers 7 vibration speeds and 3 wiggling modes through a zig-zag shaft. Independent motor control and a flexible suction base for hands-free writhing.
https://evolvednovelties.com/wiggle-it/

💨 Pleasure Puff | Evolved Novelties | EN-RS-7234-2
Inflate your pleasure with this dual vibe that features a balloon-like shaft that puffs up to 2.64” wide. The bold stimulator has its own powerful motor, and all three run independently for total control.
https://evolvednovelties.com/pleasure-puff/

Your Evolved rep is standing by.
And remember: with our 2025 Price Lock Guarantee, you won’t see price hikes, just high-quality innovations.