02/13/2026
PICKLES APPROVED
Before you start your wellness journey at The Mist, Pickles the Pug has a few important legal notes…
THE MIST WELLNESS OFFICIAL (but not really official) WAIVER
By entering our sacred sanctuary of peptides, hydration, and questionable self‑control around snacks, you agree to the following:
1. Pickles the Pug may judge you silently…
especially if you resemble her “pre‑peptide era” body type.
2. You acknowledge that GLP‑1 + GLP‑2 peptides may result in:• Pants fitting better
• Snacks disappearing slower
• Random bursts of confidence
• People asking, “What are you doing?!”
• Pickles nodding approvingly
3. You understand that side effects may include:• Feeling yourself
• Taking selfies
• Buying smaller leggings
• Walking past the pantry like it owes you money
4. You agree not to blame The Mist Wellness if:• Your friends accuse you of witchcraft
• Your ex suddenly remembers your number
• Pickles becomes obsessed with you
5. You accept that Pickles is the emotional support mascot
and may appear in marketing materials looking both obese and inspirational.
💙 Signed:
Pickles the Pug,
Chief Chonk Officer
The Mist Wellness