Functional Nutrition

04/24/2026

🚨🔥 OH. MY. GOSH. 🔥🚨

If you don’t come in today… you are 100% missing out. Like… why would you do that to yourself?! 😭

✨ $5.50 FRIDAY IS BACK ✨
🥤 16 oz SHAKES & SMOOTHIES
💥 ANY FLAVOR
💥 ONLY $5.50

This is your sign to:
✔️ Skip the boring lunch
✔️ Treat yourself (because you deserve it)
✔️ Cool off with something AMAZING

Seriously… people are already coming in and grabbing theirs — don’t be the one watching everyone else enjoy it on Facebook later 😅

⏰ We’re open 10–6 TODAY ONLY
📍 220 E Main St, Luverne
📞 507-290-3727

👉 Tag your friend who’s coming with you… or you’re going alone and not sharing 😏

04/23/2026

☀️ TODAY’S PLAN: PROTEIN COFFEE BREW ☕💪

70° and sunshine = the perfect day for something COLD ❄️

👉 Vanilla Bean Protein Cold Brew
Smooth. Creamy. Packed with 25g protein

This isn’t just coffee…
👉 It’s fuel. No crash. No junk. Just clean energy.

💥 TODAY ONLY 💥
Grab a Protein Cold Brew + get $1 OFF a FitCrunch Protein Bar

The perfect combo when you need something quick, filling, and actually good 👌

⏰ Open 10AM–6PM TODAY
📍 Functional Nutrition – Luverne + surrounding areas

⚡ Skip the drive-thru. Come get something that actually fuels your day.

04/22/2026

Yep, it’s that kinda day!Customer got the Hawaiian Bowl! Come in and get a healthy treat!!

04/22/2026

She got her Redbird Smoothie!! Yes a first time Customer!! Who will be next?

04/22/2026

🔥 TODAY’S SPECIAL 🔥
You do NOT want to miss this one…

🥥 Cacao Loco Signature Bowl 🍓
👉 LOADED with cacao, coconut, fresh fruit, granola & that honey drizzle 🤤
👉 15% OFF TODAY ONLY

This is one of those bowls people try once… and come back for again and again 🙌

⏰ We’re open 9AM – 6PM TODAY
📍 Functional Nutrition 220 E Main St Luverne, MN 507-290-3727

Perfect for:
✔️ Lunch
✔️ After school fuel
✔️ Midday pick-me-up
✔️ “I don’t feel like cooking” days 😅

⚡ Don’t wait — once today’s gone, it’s gone.

👉 Tag someone you’re bringing with you!

04/21/2026

Who needs to stay cool?? We’ve got you covered with ALL FRESH ingredients this is the Strawberry Burst!

04/21/2026

🔥 IT’S HEATING UP TODAY — DON’T MISS THIS 🔥

Temps are hitting the 80s ☀️ and we’ve got exactly what you need 👇

🥤 Ice-cold smoothies, shakes & slushies
🍓 Fresh açaí bowls loaded with fruit
☕ Smooth cold brew with protein
💧 Hydration drinks to keep you going

⏳ We’re open 10AM–6PM
⏳ Rush times are coming — don’t wait

👉 Stop in, cool off, and grab something GOOD
👉 Perfect after work, after practice, or right now

💥 Hot day = busy shop… come in before the rush hits 💥

📍 Functional Nutrition — 220 E Main St Luverne

04/21/2026

“👀 SOURDOUGH IS BACK TOMORROW
Don’t miss this…”

04/20/2026

🚨 SOURDOUGH IS BACK TOMORROW 🚨
Luverne & surrounding areas—you’ve been asking… and it’s FINALLY here 🙌

Fresh Breadico sourdough is BACK at Functional Nutrition 🍞🔥

⏰ TOMORROW ONLY (while it lasts!)
📍 220 E Main St, Luverne, MN
🕙 Open 10 AM – 6 PM

👉 Come grab a loaf before it’s GONE again
👉 Pair it with your favorite shake, smoothie, or açaí bowl

This stuff DOES NOT last… don’t wait until the afternoon and miss out 👀

04/19/2026