Functional Nutrition

04/08/2026

🚨 IT’S BACK… TOMORROW 👀 🚨

You asked… we listened.

🍓 That cold, creamy, strawberry-loaded bowl
🍫 Chocolate drizzle in every bite
🔥 The one you’ve been thinking about…

💥 15% OFF ALL AÇAÍ BOWLS — TOMORROW ONLY 💥

Don’t wait till it’s too late…
because once tomorrow hits, everyone’s coming in 😏

⏰ Opens at 10AM
📍 Functional Nutrition – Luverne

⚡ Plan it now… because you already know you’re coming

04/07/2026

🚨 HAPPENING NOW AT FUNCTIONAL NUTRITION 🚨

Fresh Breadico sourdough just hit the shelves TODAY 🍞
• your favorite açaí bowls & smoothies made fresh 🥤

⏳ We’re open until 6PM
⏳ Limited loaves — and they WILL go fast

👉 Swing in after work
👉 Grab something quick, healthy, and ready
👉 Take a loaf home before they’re gone

💥 This is your little nudge to treat yourself today 💥

📍 Functional Nutrition — Luverne

04/07/2026

RESTOCK ALERT!!! Come in and get yours to take advantage of the great selections!!!! See you soon!!

04/07/2026

04/07/2026

Lunch anyone? Come in an order our NEW Strawberry Bliss Bowl, it has Cacao, Coconut, Strawberry, vanilla almond granola, Fresh strawberries and Bananas Cacao Nibs, Chocolate Hazelnut Drizzled and Honey Drizzle! This is delicious and healthy! Come in and get yours today!!

04/07/2026

🚨 TODAY ONLY — DON’T MISS THIS! 🚨

SOURDOUGH IS BACK… but it won’t last long 👇

🔥 Fresh Breadico Sourdough just hit the shelves at Functional Nutrition
🔥 Fermented, gut-friendly, REAL ingredients
🔥 And yes… it goes FAST

⏳ We’re open 10AM–6PM TODAY
⏳ When it’s gone… it’s GONE

👉 Grab your loaf before someone else does
👉 Pair it with your favorite açaí bowl or smoothie while you’re here

⚠️ We’ve sold out before the day ends… don’t wait

📍 Functional Nutrition — 220 E Main St Luverne, MN
507-290-3727
getfnsupps@gmail.com

💥 If you’re seeing this, there’s still time… but not much 💥

04/06/2026

🚨 TOMORROW’S THE DAY 🚨

Breadico sourdough is making its return to Functional Nutrition 🙌

🌾 Fresh, real sourdough
💪 Easier on digestion
🔥 Simple, clean ingredients

And you already know… it goes FAST

🥣 Pair it with your favorite açaí bowl
🥤 Grab a smoothie or shake
💙 Fuel your body the right way

⚡️ LIMITED SUPPLY — don’t wait
Once it’s gone… it’s GONE

📍 Functional Nutrition –
220 E Main St Luverne, MN
507-290-3727
getfnsupps.com
🕙 Open 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM

👉 Be here early and grab yours before everyone else does!

04/04/2026

🐰🌸 HAPPY EASTER FROM FUNCTIONAL NUTRITION! 🌸🐰

✨ WE’RE OPEN TODAY 9 AM – 5 PM! ✨

Skip the candy crash…
👉 Come grab something that actually fuels your body 💪

🥤 Smoothies
💥 Protein Shakes
🍓 Açaí Bowls

Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or a healthy treat — this is YOUR spot today!

📍 220 East Main, Luverne, MN

⏳ Don’t wait… we’re only open until 5!
💖 Stop in before you miss out!

04/03/2026

Here’s to our New Customers!!! We didn’t disappoint and they will be back! Thank you for supporting local! See you soon!

04/03/2026

🔥🚨 IT’S $5.50 FRIDAY 🚨🔥

You already know… but just in case you forgot 👇

🥤 ANY 16 oz
✔ Smoothie
✔ Protein Shake

👉 ONLY $5.50 TODAY

⏰ 10 AM – 6 PM
📍 Functional Nutrition – Luverne

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⚡ Need energy?
⚡ Skipping a meal?
⚡ Afternoon slump hitting HARD?

THIS is your fix 👇

💥 Real ingredients
💥 Real fuel
💥 Real GOOD

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⚠️ Don’t wait… this deal is ONE DAY ONLY
⚠️ And yes… people WILL be lining up

Grab your favorite or try something new 👀

👉 Tag your friend who’s coming with you
👉 Or be the friend that shows up with shakes 😏