07/27/2023
17 years ago today I came in to Meriter hospital contracting with baby #5 and anxious I was going to accidentally give birth on the Beltline driving my other kids to Montessori School. I told my late OB/GYN husband (Erik Wait, MD) that considering one of our kids came out in our tub at home after a 30 minute from start to finish labor and birth, I was not interested in a car birth attended by toddlers.
I convinced my family practice doc who was caring for me to admit me at 4 cm with a plan to rupture my bag of waters and have a baby. At the time my BFF was a postpartum nurse and came down to chat with me about picking up one toddler of mine after her shift. When she came in the room she tripped over the soiled linen container and it crashed onto the floor making a huge bang. For some reason my kids are super sensitive in utero to sound and this kid went from -1 station to what we call ballot-able or basically a bouncing head ball in my pelvis (not safe for rupture). So we had to start Pitocin to bring his head back down (I’m looking at you, Jenny lol 😘) and then move on with our plans.
About 2 hours later his head had come back down and I had anesthesia come consult me for an epidural because I knew I was going to go from 0-60 in about 3 seconds once my water was broken. I had a specific way I wanted my epidural placed and I’m sure I made the anesthesiologist nuts with my preference requests which honestly ended up biting me in the ass at the end lol. I don’t mind the contractions, but an 8 lb baby flying out of my va**na at 90 miles an hour I wanted coverage for!
An hour and a half after my water broke (it was probably sooner but this is what I remember), this kid did come flying right on out with me yelling so loud I’m sure everyone on the floor heard. Let’s just say there may have been some words with a lot of flair yelled in that moment. I had mis calculated my button push, so essentially I had great epidural coverage for my placenta. I remember my nurse at the time whispering in my ear before he was born, “hey Anya, I just want you to know that you’re the only one here not sweating which is really unfair” 🤣
My husband caught him as he came out just like he did all our babies - and there was no breaking down of the stupid bed which is a huge pet peeve of mine. I gave birth on my side. I told the nurses that if they told me how to push I would ask them to leave and if anyone touched my fundus post birth but me unless I was having a massive hemorrhage, they were fired from my room. I’m cool like that 😬
After he was born I looked at my husband with tears in my eyes and said, “look what we made!” like I did with all our babies.
Rowan Michael Wait you are so loved and I know your daddy is so proud of you and wishes he were here to give you the biggest hugs like he always did.
Thanks for putting up with me, Meriter nurses ❤️ and Dr Henry for covering my epidural and if I were to have needed a c/section - I am not telling the whole story bc it’s a doozy, but let’s just say my chart was kept in my room from prying eyes. No there was no Epic system at the time - look at that 80’s decor in 2006!
Now I’m going to go bake a cake for my baby boy!