02/08/2026
🔪 Slash Your Stress, Not Your Budget!
​Friday the 13th Massage Specials
​Don’t let a date on the calendar dictate your vibe. While the rest of the world is dodging black cats and ladders, you could be face-down on a heated table, forgetting the world exists.
​We’re exorcising the tension and banishing the burnout with deals so good, they’re almost scary.
​Pick Your Protection:
​The "Final Survivor" Special: Take $13 OFF any 60-minute session. Perfect for those who’ve had a killer week.
​The Lucky 13 Bundle: Pre-pay for a 3-pack of massages today and get an extra 13% discount on the total.
​The Details
​When: This Friday only! (February 13th)
​Vibe: Dim lights, soothing music, and zero bad luck.
​Pro Tip: In a horror movie, the person who goes to the spa survives. It’s just science. 🕯️✨
​Don’t Ghost Us—Book Now!
​These slots will disappear faster than a teenager in a slasher flick.