02/18/2026
Okay but WHY does everyone think Dr. Colyn is the quiet, shy, reserved one…
Meanwhile we walk in and he’s upside down on the new weight rack like he’s auditioning for Cirque du Soleil: Mandan Edition. 🎪😂
We bought a brand new rack for Physical Therapy and sports mechanics training to help patients get stronger, move better, and build power the right way…
And Dr. Colyn said,
“Cool cool cool… but have we tested it for Superhero Readiness?” 🦸♂️
The man looks calm.
He looks quiet.
He looks like he’s minding his own business.
But give him 10 minutes alone with new equipment and suddenly he’s hanging upside down pointing at us like,
“I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND.”
Moral of the story:
Never underestimate the “quiet” doctor.
They’re the wildest ones when you least expect it.