04/02/2026
Spring is technically here… which feels like a bold claim considering we all just survived Snowmageddon 2026 ❄️🙃
Like, one minute I’m defrosting my car with a hairdryer, the next I’m being told it’s “almost sundress season.” Ma’am, I am still emotionally in a parka.
And with spring comes the usual chorus of “get your body ready” messages… which I would like to formally decline.
Your body is not a seasonal home decor item. It does not need to be swapped out, cleaned up, or “tightened” because the sun decided to show up again.
Also, after surviving a winter where going outside felt like a personal attack, maybe the goal isn’t shrinking yourself… maybe it’s just:
• eating consistently
• not skipping meals because your routine got thrown off
• remembering that you deserve nourishment whether it’s 10° or 70°
Rebuilding normal eating after chaos (weather or life) is the real glow-up.
So if your version of “spring prep” is simply getting back to regular meals, honoring your hunger, and not fighting your body every second… you’re doing it right 🌱
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be celebrating spring by eating snacks indoors like the resilient little groundhog I am.