07/08/2025
π© Meet Rude-Toot the Rainbow P**p π©
The sassiest swirl to ever flip the bird in technicolor.
Rude-Toot wasnβt bornβhe was flushed into existence during a glitter storm at a Lisa Frank rave. One minute, the bathroom was peaceful. The next? BAM. Out burst this rainbow-swirled, emotionally unstable, sparkly pile of pure chaos, with absolutely zero chill and two tiny middle fingers ready to go.
He's had just about enough of:
Being underestimated
Wiping his schedule clean for people who ghost
Folks who say βcalm downβ (RUDE.)
And glitter haters. (Seriously? Who hurt you?)
But donβt get it twisted. Rude-Toot may be a grumpy lilβ rainbow nugget, but heβs loyal. Heβll sit proudly on your desk, dashboard, craft shelf, or anywhere you need a dose of β¨ colorful defiance β¨. Heβs here to say what you wish you could... but in p**p form.
π Details:
β’ 3D printed sass with a smooth swirl gradient
β’ Stands about 2.5" tall (short, scrappy, and proud of it)
β’ Two perfectly rude arms locked in eternal rebellion
β’ Hand-painted anime eyesβbecause even angry p**p deserves to sparkle
β’ Great for gifts, gags, or passive-aggressively decorating shared spaces
Each Rude-Toot comes with a 3.5 UVDTF Decal so that you can show off your pride in Rude's latest accomplishment.
π‘ Fun Fact: Rude-Toot once got banned from a unicorn parade for βexcessive fingerageβ and biting the air. Heβs now proudly the Grand Marshal of the Annual Sass Festival.