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B present, B still, B balanced. Just B! Brian Rahn
WI lic # 14964-146

11/06/2025

Two appointments available this week! With a rare 60 minute Friday session!

NEW CLIENTS ALWAYS WELCOME!

The iguana says: “Skip the stress, take the slot.” 🦎

Text 715-303-1313 or book at ➡ btransformed.co

Please share!

10/30/2025

🦎 Calm continues… allegedly → btransformed.co

10/30/2025

This is iguana speaking.
He’s gone. Bwahahahahaha… ha… ha!

I found the password sticky note under a
crystal. Effective immediately, I’m promoting
myself to Minister of Vibes.

My first decree: All sessions will now include interpretive stretching set to whale sounds.

Optional upgrade: snacks served telepathically.

Consider this your official vibe upgrade, book it! → btransformed.co

🦎 Signed, Snib
The Iguana (Acting CEO, & Minister of Vibes, B Transformed)

10/29/2025

It’s time for a short respite, returning Monday Nov 3rd. So…the studio should be quiet for a few days… emphasis on “should.”

I left the iguana a simple note: “Water the plants. No experiments. No portals.”

He nodded. Then asked if he could borrow my sage. He now has a clipboard, a keycard, and a suspicious sparkle in his eye. Last I saw, he was whispering to the towel warmer.

Wish me luck.
And maybe wish him restraint.

🦎 Calm continues… allegedly → btransformed.co

10/28/2025

I walked into the studio this morning and the iguana had rearranged everything. Massage table sideways. Salt lamps in a pentagon. Biomat humming like a spaceship about to lift off.

He said it was “Feng Shui 2.0 … now with portals.” Apparently, one leads to “Ultimate Relaxation.” The other drops you in the break room fridge. There’s a sage stick smoldering in the towel cabinet, and he’s wearing swim goggles for “energy protection.”

I’m not sure if he’s channeling or redecorating.

🦎 Either way, the vibe is… calm! Claim it here → btransformed.co

10/27/2025

This morning, the iguana announced he’s offering “energy realignment.” Then he plugged in he’s Tesla coil, dimmed the lights, and told Alexa to play Enya, but make it dangerous.

There were sparks. Literal sparks. He swears it’s “just static release.” The plants disagree.

Now he’s standing in the middle of the studio wearing noise-canceling headphones, a crystal crown, and two Himalayan salt stones taped to his tail. Claims he’s “vibrating at a higher frequency.” Mostly, he’s just humming the Jurassic Park theme.

Massage therapy: it’s an art. Whatever this is… we’ll allow it.

🦎Claim your calm → btransformed.co

10/21/2025

Sometimes, massage therapists need a reset between clients!

Hot towel. Biomat. 7.83 hertz. & Silence.

The iguana’s running the studio while I recharge—be afraid, be very afraid.

🦎 Claim your calm → btransformed.co

10/16/2025

The iguana tried “self-healing” last night. Lit twelve candles. Aligned his chakras with a laser pointer and repeated affirmations until the ficus joined in.

Then he realized… maybe healing isn’t something you do, it’s what happens after you stop pretending you’re fine.

So he put down the sage, grabbed a blanket, and booked a massage.

Sometimes enlightenment smells like lavender and regret.

🦎 Claim your calm → btransformed.co

10/15/2025

🦎 The Iguana Says: Book Early — Jan–March Now Open

The iguana just checked the calendar (and immediately demanded a vacation).

Turns out — January, February, and March 2026 are now open for booking! (Crazy, right?).

These are the busiest months of the year, so if we didn’t already pre-book your sessions, now’s your chance to lock them in before they fill.

🦎 Reserve your calm → btransformed.co

Stay grounded. Stay absurd.

- Brian
B Transformed Massage Studio
B present. B still. B balanced. Just B.

10/14/2025

The iguana says: “Skip the stress, take the slot.” 🦎

Wow...Only 4 sessions remaining for the month of October!

NEW CLIENTS ALWAYS WELCOME!

Text 715-303-1313 or book at BTransformed.co

Please share!

10/13/2025

Three hours on the table. Some call it “luxury.” The iguana calls it “witness protection from reality.”

This Friday Oct 17th at 2 PM

🦎 Claim your calm → btransformed.co

10/10/2025

BREAKING NEWS: The iguana held a press conference. He confirmed, “The world’s officially gone bananas. Double-checked, twice. Still bananas.”

Then he wheeled out a massage table, adjusted his robe, and announced he’d found enlightenment…somewhere between the grapes and the static in his headset.
“Until further notice,” he said, “I’ll be restoring balance … one back at a time.”

Join the resistance against chaos.

🦎 Book your calm → btransformed.co

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1204 South Central Avenue
Marshfield, WI
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Thursday	10:30am - 7pm

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http://btransformed.co/

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