B Transformed Massage Studio

B Transformed Massage Studio B present, B still, B balanced. Just B! Brian Rahn
WI lic # 14964-146

“Thank you for calling. Iguana speaking. State your emergency.”Caller: “My brain has 47 tabs open and one of them is pla...
02/19/2026

“Thank you for calling. Iguana speaking. State your emergency.”

Caller: “My brain has 47 tabs open and one of them is playing music but I can’t find it.”

Iguana: “Noted. Mental static. When did you last feel focused?”

Caller: “I honestly don’t remember. I keep walking into rooms and forgetting why I’m there.”

Iguana: “Typical memory buffering. Your RAM is full. Are you sleeping?”

Caller: “I woke up tired.

Iguana: Hmmm, Any physical glitches?”

Caller: “My eye has been twitching for three days.”

Iguana: “Confirmed. You’re not falling apart, you’re overloaded and operating on a 3% battery. initiating system override.”

[CLICK]

To bypass the burnout and force-quit the stress:
🚨 Press 9 for 90 minutes.

The Operator is standing by. 🦎

Book the rescue 👉 btransformed.co

New clients always welcome.

Fuel your fire. Claim your calm. 🦎 Don't let the world’s pace run you ragged. Whether you're chasing goals or just chasi...
02/18/2026

Fuel your fire. Claim your calm. 🦎

Don't let the world’s pace run you ragged. Whether you're chasing goals or just chasing the clock, it's time to reset.

New clients always welcome.

Book your shift 👉 btransformed.co

energy

Happy Lunar New Year!  Bold energy.Forward momentum.Things moving fast.The Fire Horse runs. 🐎🔥The Iguana reminds you to ...
02/17/2026

Happy Lunar New Year!

Bold energy.
Forward momentum.
Things moving fast.

The Fire Horse runs. 🐎🔥
The Iguana reminds you to breathe. 🦎

They’re friends because power only works when you’re grounded.

As "Spring Fever" kicks in and the year starts moving fast, don't just keep up, stay centered.

I’ve opened up more 90 and 120-minute sessions specifically for those who need to fully decompress before charging back out there.

Drop your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. Claim your calm.

✨ New clients always welcome.
👉 Book your shift: btransformed.co (Link in bio)

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What started as the Apothecary now stands on its own.Scentshaper.com is live — streamlined, intentional, and built for w...
02/14/2026

What started as the Apothecary now stands on its own.

Scentshaper.com is live — streamlined, intentional, and built for what’s next.

🦎 Iguana approved.

Lost the plot.Found the ficus.The iguana remained unbothered.Turns out that was the miracle.New clients always welcome! ...
01/26/2026

Lost the plot.
Found the ficus.
The iguana remained unbothered.
Turns out that was the miracle.

New clients always welcome! 🦎

Claim your calm 👉 btransformed.co

When it’s this cold outside, your body doesn’t ‘go for a walk.’ It deploys emergency protocols. 🦎❄️Blood vessels clamp d...
01/23/2026

When it’s this cold outside, your body doesn’t ‘go for a walk.’ It deploys emergency protocols. 🦎❄️

Blood vessels clamp down to protect your core. While muscles tighten like they’re bracing for impact and your nervous system flips straight into ‘do not die today’ mode.

Massage does the exact opposite. It warms tissue, invites circulation back to the surface, and it tells your nervous system, ‘Stand down. We’re safe now.’

And then…plot twist…you step back outside into −22°.

The body doesn’t negotiate. It slams the brakes, pulls everything back inward, and re-arms the tension we just spent time convincing it to release. That’s biology reclaiming the wheel.

Massage works best when the body gets to stay warm, stay open, and actually integrate…not when it has to immediately armor up like it’s facing a snow-beast.

On days like this, staying wrapped up and letting your system conserve energy is smart care. Healing hits different above zero. Even the iguana knows better than to leave the rock when the sun disappears.

btransformed.co

Hibernate wisely. 🦎🔥

My April, May, & June calendar is now open. 🦎As we move into the next season, I invite you to book intentionally and con...
01/22/2026

My April, May, & June calendar is now open. 🦎

As we move into the next season, I invite you to book intentionally and consider the amount of time your body actually needs to settle and respond—rather than rushing toward short-term relief.

You can read the full update here:
https://btransformed.co/looking-ahead-2026-bookings-now-open/

🦎 This morning’s conversation with the iguana.Me: “People are tired. Like… bone-deep, soul-heavy tired.”Iguana (unimpres...
01/13/2026

🦎 This morning’s conversation with the iguana.

Me: “People are tired. Like… bone-deep, soul-heavy tired.”

Iguana (unimpressed, shifting slightly on his warm rock): “That’s because they keep pretending their nervous systems are optional.”

Fair point.

We talked about how humans power through.
Ignore the knots. Hold their breath. Say, “I’ll deal with it later.”

Iguanas don’t do later.

They warm up, settle and let their bodies be until the tension evaporates.

Massage works the same way.

It’s not just about rubbing muscles. It’s about giving the body enough time and safety to stop bracing against the world.

And that’s why I keep coming back to two-hour sessions.

In 60 minutes, we scratch the surface.
In 90 minutes, we get to work.
But at 120 minutes? That’s when the nervous system finally exhales.

It’s the difference between behaving on the table and actually letting go.

Because the iguana hates starting over from scratch every time, we landed on this:

🦎 The Deep Reset Package
3 × 2-Hour Sessions — $555
(A $45 savings, but the real win is the compounding effect of consistency.)

Think of it less like “maintenance”
and more like retraining your body and reminding it, repeatedly, that it doesn’t have to live clenched.

The iguana says this is obvious.
I told him humans are complicated.
He blinked. Slowly.
(I think he’s judging our schedules.)

📅 Q2 booking is opening soon.
If your body has been asking for more than just getting through the week, this is your invitation to claim the space.

No pressure.
No fixing.
Just room to settle.

Claim your calm 👉btransformed.co

Tonight’s details matter. ✨Katie’s award-winning whipped cream cheese & jalapeño jelly crostini are hitting the tables —...
01/07/2026

Tonight’s details matter. ✨

Katie’s award-winning whipped cream cheese & jalapeño jelly crostini are hitting the tables — simple, intentional, and exactly the kind of comfort that invites people to linger a little longer.

Each table has a purpose.
Each conversation has permission to unfold naturally.

Someone will head home with:
• a $20 Hideout gift certificate
• custom Hideout playing cards
• an Egyptian Goddess perfume oil by B Transformed / Scentshaper

But the real win tonight is slower pacing, real presence, and connection without the noise.

Zero proof.
100% connection.

We’re ready.

🦎Scent & Sensibility Sunday: Patchouli Patchouli doesn’t announce itself. It settles in.Distilled from the leaves of Pog...
01/04/2026

🦎Scent & Sensibility Sunday: Patchouli

Patchouli doesn’t announce itself. It settles in.

Distilled from the leaves of Pogostemon cablin, it’s earthy and deep, with a complexity that reveals itself slowly on the skin rather than all at once.

Patchouli behaves the way the forest floor does, supportive, steady, & grounding. As it warms, it softens, becoming musky, mossy, sometimes faintly wine-like. It’s valued not for drama, but for its lived-in presence.

There’s something deeply embodied about patchouli. It’s tied to feeling rooted, secure, and at home in yourself. Prosperity and love show up here too. Not as flash, but as the quiet ability to receive because you feel safe enough to do so.

Mentally, patchouli brings focus. It steadies thought and motion, especially when life feels scattered or unanchored. It holds the center…which may be one reason it’s so often misunderstood.

In Drift, it does exactly that… keeping everything grounded, balanced, and intact as the scent unfolds. You just feel settled.

Drift is crafted in small batches as part of the Scentshaper® collection.

Learn more at btransformed.co


I walked into the studio this morning and said,“Happy New Year.”The iguana tried to return the greeting, immediately tri...
01/01/2026

I walked into the studio this morning and said,
“Happy New Year.”

The iguana tried to return the greeting, immediately tripped over the ficus, knocked over absolutely nothing important, and lay there for a moment like, “…yeah. That tracks.”

Once he recovered, he stood up, dusted himself off, applied Drift like this was all part of the plan, and announced that 2026 feels promising but requires coffee.

We agreed to take it slow. No dramatic resolutions. Just calmer shoulders, deeper breaths, and fewer things to trip over.

Happy New Year from B Transformed®, home of Scentshaper®.

2026 has entered the chat…a little absurd, deeply intentional. 🦎

Claim your calm ➡️ btransformed.co

Happy Christmas from our family to yours!🎄The iguana attempted to hang the Christmas’s lights himself. Got tangled and d...
12/25/2025

Happy Christmas from our family to yours!🎄

The iguana attempted to hang the Christmas’s lights himself. Got tangled and declared it “festive” enough. 🦎🎅 🤦‍♂️

Wishing you a peaceful, cozy holiday and a moment to just… B.

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1204 South Central Avenue
Marshfield, WI
54449

Opening Hours

Tuesday 10:30am - 7pm
Wednesday 10:30am - 7pm
Thursday 10:30am - 7pm

Telephone

+17153031313

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