01/13/2026
🦎 This morning’s conversation with the iguana.
Me: “People are tired. Like… bone-deep, soul-heavy tired.”
Iguana (unimpressed, shifting slightly on his warm rock): “That’s because they keep pretending their nervous systems are optional.”
Fair point.
We talked about how humans power through.
Ignore the knots. Hold their breath. Say, “I’ll deal with it later.”
Iguanas don’t do later.
They warm up, settle and let their bodies be until the tension evaporates.
Massage works the same way.
It’s not just about rubbing muscles. It’s about giving the body enough time and safety to stop bracing against the world.
And that’s why I keep coming back to two-hour sessions.
In 60 minutes, we scratch the surface.
In 90 minutes, we get to work.
But at 120 minutes? That’s when the nervous system finally exhales.
It’s the difference between behaving on the table and actually letting go.
Because the iguana hates starting over from scratch every time, we landed on this:
🦎 The Deep Reset Package
3 × 2-Hour Sessions — $555
(A $45 savings, but the real win is the compounding effect of consistency.)
Think of it less like “maintenance”
and more like retraining your body and reminding it, repeatedly, that it doesn’t have to live clenched.
The iguana says this is obvious.
I told him humans are complicated.
He blinked. Slowly.
(I think he’s judging our schedules.)
đź“… Q2 booking is opening soon.
If your body has been asking for more than just getting through the week, this is your invitation to claim the space.
No pressure.
No fixing.
Just room to settle.
Claim your calm 👉btransformed.co
