13/10/2025
Us: Casually dropping a strategically placed thumb along your scapula
*CRUNCH*
Client: What was that???
Us: Oh no worries, that was just a nuggie in your f**kwaffle, we'll get it out.
*Proceeds to find ANOTHER CRUNCH*
Client: Was that my f**kwaffle crunching again???
Us: Kinda. It was TECHNICALLY your j*ckass this time, but close enough!
Us: If your f**kwaffle and j*ckass feel like this, I can only imagine how the Traitor must feel!
We've had some conversations that were very similar to this before 😂🤣😂. We love our clients and we will never judge what you choose to call your muscles in the office!
