12/26/2024
Hey gang! Captain Slinky of (Captain Slinky Presents Oddmall Emporium of The Weird) here and I'm getting reports that this person, a Cynthia James, is messaging people claiming that she can sell folks a space at the next Oddmall. SHE IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH ODDMALL AT ALL!!! We've never even heard of her!!! And communication with us will come from either ME (Brian Pierce), Mama Slinky (Crystal Pierce) or our official account. It is JUST CRYSTAL AND I. No one else. We have not opened up applications for the next Oddmall ("Sprung" March 29-30 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Monroe) due to medical tomfoolery and The Holidays.
Whoa... "Medical Tomfoolery & The Holidays" would make a great title for a Hallmark Christmas Movie! All about an uptight, big-city Doctor named Thomas Foley that finds himself stranded in a quirky small town during Christmas and he ends up staying at an Inn owned by a young widowed mother and her precocious children (their last name is "Holiday"). The youngest child is the one who gives the doctor the nickname of "Tom Foolery". At first you think "Whoa, the Doctor and the Widow are such opposites, there's NO WAY they'll ever get together" but they slowly fall in love and...
NO! FOCUS, BRIAN! SCAMMER!!!! Everybody, please ignore and/or report this Cynthia James if you happen to cross paths with her. Thanks!
