Newmyer Peak Performance Chiropractic PLLC

12/25/2025

🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Twelve days pain free, 😎
Eleven spines alignin', 🕴️🧎‍♀️‍➡️
Ten posture tips, 👍👩‍💻
Nine ways of stretching, 🧘‍♂️
Eight broken ribs (JUST KIDDING, We have never done that🤣),😵
Seven discs a crackin',🩻
Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵

12/24/2025

🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Eleven spines alignin', 🕴️🧎‍♀️‍➡️
Ten posture tips, 👍👩‍💻
Nine ways of stretching, 🧘‍♂️
Eight broken ribs (JUST KIDDING, We have never done that🤣),😵
Seven discs a crackin',🩻
Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵

12/24/2025

T’weren’t many of you out on the roads this “T’was the night before Christmas”(see what I did there?) We are open til 2, we’d love to see a few more of you today. Come see us for some holiday cheer.

12/24/2025

🎼On the tenth day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Ten posture tips, 👍👩‍💻
Nine ways of stretching, 🧘‍♂️
Eight broken ribs (JUST KIDDING, We have never done that🤣),😵
Seven discs a crackin',🩻
Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵

12/23/2025

12/23/2025

🎼On the ninth day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Nine ways of stretching, 🧘‍♂️
Eight broken ribs (JUST KIDDING, We have never done that🤣),😵
Seven discs a crackin',🩻
Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵

12/22/2025

We have some openings left this week. We had some last minute cancellations so we have some spots to fill. If you need in, remember we are only here today, tomorrow til 1, and Wed til 6 or our last scheduled patient.

12/22/2025

🎼On the eighth day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Eight broken ribs (JUST KIDDING, We have never done that🤣)😵
Seven discs a crackin',🩻
Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵

12/20/2025

🎼On the seventh day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Seven discs a crackin',🩻
Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵

12/19/2025

Christmas got you stressed out? Wrapping presents got you down the back?

Let’s remedy that!
We have openings left today and next week!

Get prepared for your holidays (and family 😳) with a well needed adjustment!

12/19/2025

🎼On the sixth day of Christmas, my chiro gave to me🎄🎅

Six kids adjusted (PHEW), 🤼‍♀️⛹️🏌️‍♂️
FIVE cupping rings!! (On my back), 😲
Four stim pads,⚡️
Three nasal sprays, 👃
Two wrapped wrists,🫷
And therapy bands for my bad knees🦵