Merrill Chiropractic

04/05/2026

04/04/2026

April has washed right in! Let’s hope it brings us some beautiful May flowers! 🌺

As of right now, we have no closures for this month.

04/01/2026

🚨 NEW SERVICE ALERT 🚨

We heard you…
So we’re finally offering something you’ve all been asking for…

✨ DIY SELF-ADJUSTMENT CLASSES ✨

Learn how to crack your own back like a pro!

No chiropractor needed. Total confidence required.

Spots are limited… for obvious reasons.
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😏 APRIL FOOLS!

Please do NOT try that. Ever.
We’ll stick to doing the adjusting —
you just show up and try not to YouTube your spine. 🦴










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03/27/2026

Something just feels off today… 🤔 We can’t put our finger on it, but it sure is different… 🤫

We also don’t know who’s struggling the most, our patients or Melissa! 🤣

03/17/2026

🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Merrill Chiropractic! 🍀

They say luck leads you to a pot of gold…
but around here we think good posture and a healthy spine are the real treasure!🦴✨

Dr. Klug and Melissa are feeling a little extra lucky today and hope you are too!

Whether you’re chasing rainbows, finding pots of gold, or just enjoying some green today — we hope your St. Patrick’s Day is full of luck, laughter, and good health.

🍀 Stay lucky, Merrill!

03/16/2026

🎬 COMING SOON TO MERRILL CHIROPRACTIC 🍿

In a world…
where stiff necks rise…
and the villain CRACK BACK lurks in the shadows… 🦹

One hero must leave the city…

🦸‍♂️ Dr. Klug is heading out on a Spring Break mission to strengthen his legendary golf superpowers ⛳

But Merrill isn’t completely unprotected…

🦸‍♀️ Melissa remains in the city, operating in off-duty sidekick mode, fueled by coffee and keeping a close eye on things ☕

The office will be closing Thursday at 12pm while the heroes recharge, but don’t worry…

⚡ The villain CRACK BACK won’t win.
☕ The coffee will keep flowing.
🦴 And the spines of Merrill will once again be saved.

03/15/2026

🚨 SNOW EMERGENCY UPDATE 🚨

After carefully reviewing the forecast of 0-34+ inches of snow, we have made the decision that…
Merrill Chiropractic will be CLOSED on Monday 03/16 due to the snow emergency.

Mostly because:
❄️ The roads will be questionable
❄️ The snow will be deep
❄️ And shoveling a billion inches of snow before work would create far too many future patients

👉🏻 We will open at 8am on Tuesday!

Remember while you're digging out:
❌ Don’t twist and throw snow like you're in the Snow Shoveling Olympics
❌ Don’t try to clear the entire driveway in one heroic attempt

✔ Lift with your legs
✔ Take breaks
✔ Bribe a teenager to do it

Stay safe, stay warm, and enjoy the winter wonderland outside! ☃️

03/14/2026

🚨 Office closure on Monday 03/16 🚨

Enjoy the ❄️

The anticipated snowfalls for this weekend have produced the conditions to declare a Snow Emergency. The Snow Emergency will be in effect from 12:00AM on Sunday March 15, 2026 through noon on Monday March 16, 2026. The Street Dept. crews will likely be making multiple passes given the projected accumulations. Good luck, be safe, and check on your circle!

03/14/2026

Happy Pi Day! 🥧

Today we celebrate 3.14— the only number that’s almost as satisfying as a perfectly aligned spine.

Enjoy some pie today… your chiropractor fully supports this decision. 😄

03/13/2026

PART 2 ON OUR NEW FRONT DESK STAFF

After successfully answering 132,000 phone calls and running the front desk like absolute pros, our newest Merrill Chiropractic employees have officially wrapped up their shift.

Their performance review included:
⭐ Excellent phone etiquette
⭐ Outstanding patient greetings
⭐ Very strong snack negotiation skills

Naturally, after such a demanding day… they requested their payment immediately. 🍪

One bag of very delicious snacks later…they decided their work here was done and clocked out for the day. (Huge thanks to our neighbors at Polka-Dotted Pie!)

Honestly, we’re not sure if we trained them… or if they trained us.

Safe to say Merrill Chiropractic is in good hands for the future. 😄

Stay tuned… we have a feeling they may be applying for Part-Time Front Desk positions again soon. 🍪☎️

03/13/2026

🚨 STAFF UPDATE AT MERRILL CHIROPRACTIC 🚨

We hired some new front desk staff today… and honestly, they might be the best employees we’ve ever had.

☎️ Answering phones
📅 Scheduling appointments
😁 Greeting patients with big smiles

The only downside?
Their contract requires snack breaks every 15 minutes and they’re negotiating payment in fruit snacks and stickers.

But it’s safe to say the office is in very capable hands today.

If you call the office and hear giggling… now you know why. 😂

PS we’re closing the office at 11am today but we’ll be in tomorrow at 8am!

03/11/2026

🌴 Spring Break Alert! 🌴

We’ve decided to trade adjustments for a little sunshine and relaxation.