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The DNA Man “DNA & Drug Testing Collections”

The DNA Man – NWI & Chicagoland’s trusted leader in DNA and drug testing services, committed to delivering accurate results you can trust at affordable prices.

Experience professionalism, reliability, and exceptional service with every test. When In Doubt, We Help Out!

12/05/2025

🎉 JOB FAIR SUCCESS! 🎉
This December, The DNA Man had the honor of providing on-site drug testing at a local job fair — and WOW, what an incredible turnout! 👏
After the company extended offers to their new hires, our mobile team stepped in to handle the employment drug testing process on-site — keeping everything smooth, fast, and stress-free. ✅
⏱️ Every donor was in & out in just 5–10 minutes!
😊 Donors loved the efficiency, friendly conversations, and top-tier customer service.
💼 Event leadership was ecstatic with how quickly we kept things moving and how easy we made the entire experience.
This is what we do best:
🚐 Mobile Drug Testing for Job Fairs
⚡ Fast, professional processing
🤝 Engaging, customer-focused service
📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland
✨ Planning a job fair or mass hiring event? Let us help you make it a success from start to finish!
📞 CALL US: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

12/05/2025

✅ NOW OFFERING PHYSICAL EXAMS & DOT PHYSICALS! 🚛🩺
Fast • Professional • Hassle-Free Scheduling

Need a DOT physical or a general physical exam for work, school, insurance, or wellness? The DNA Man now provides convenient access to licensed medical providers so you can get cleared quickly and confidently — without the stress of calling around to find availability.

We handle ALL the scheduling coordination for you — saving time for individuals, trucking companies, businesses, and employers who need reliable occupational health services right away.

Whether you need:
✅ DOT Physicals for CDL drivers
✅ Pre-employment physical exams
✅ School or sports physicals
✅ Insurance or wellness physicals
✅ Employer medical evaluations

—we make the process simple, fast, and professional.

📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland
📞 CALL US: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

When you choose The DNA Man, you’re choosing speed, accuracy, and trusted service — all in one place.

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12/05/2025

🌎 LOCAL SERVICE — GLOBAL REACH
The DNA Man “DNA & Drug Testing Collections”
We’re not just local… WE’RE WORLDWIDE. 🔬✨

Need DNA testing🧬, drug testing💊, or a DOT physical👩🏾‍⚕️ — but you’re not in Northwest Indiana or Chicagoland area? No problem — we’ve got you covered wherever you are!

✅ Paternity DNA Testing (legal, informational & court-admissible)
✅ Drug Testing Services (DOT & NON-DOT)
✅ DOT Physicals & Medical Exams
✅ Mobile & On-Site Collections
✅ Fast, Confidential Laboratory Results

📦 Not near one of our locations?
We can ship secure DNA testing kits directly to your doorstep — accurate, discreet, and easy to use from anywhere in the world.

🏥 Need a physical outside our service area?
We’ll connect you to one of our trusted national clinic partners near you — so you still get professional service, fast scheduling, and compliant testing no matter where you’re located.

💡 Mail-In Testing Kits Available:
🧬 DNA Paternity & Relationship Testing
🦠 STD / STI Testing Panels
🧠 Early Alzheimer’s Detection Testing
💔 Infidelity (Cheating) DNA Testing

Every test is confidential, accurate, and handled by certified laboratories you can trust.

📞 CALL US: 219-232-6882
Appointments only
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

The DNA MAN — LOCAL SERVICE. GLOBAL SOLUTIONS. ✅

12/05/2025

💬 TEXT MESSAGE CONVO 💬

👩🏽‍🦱 Friend 1:
Girl… I think I need a DNA test. I gotta get some answers ASAP 😩🧬

👱🏽‍♀️ Friend 2:
Don’t even stress — go to The DNA Man! That’s where I did my drug test for my job ✅

👩🏽‍🦱 Friend 1:
Where is that? Is it expensive?

👱🏽‍♀️ Friend 2:
They’re right here in Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland! 💯
Black-owned business too ✊🏾🖤 Super professional, affordable, and FAST 🔥

👩🏽‍🦱 Friend 1:
Wait… they do DNA testing AND drug testing?

👱🏽‍♀️ Friend 2:
Yep! ✅
They do EVERYTHING:

🧬 DNA Testing Services
• DNA paternity testing
• Court-admissible DNA tests
• Peace-of-mind testing

🧪 Drug Testing Services
• DOT & NON-DOT drug testing
• Pre-employment & random testing
• Court-ordered drug testing
• Post-accident screens
• Observed collections

🏥 Physicals
• DOT Physicals
• Employment physical exams

🖐🏾 Identity & Background Services
• Fingerprint cards (FD-258)
• Background checks

👩🏽‍🦱 Friend 1:
I hate going to urgent care. Takes forever 😒

👱🏽‍♀️ Friend 2:
Exactly why I love them! Way better than those clinics that own all the hospitals 😤
They even opened up JUST for me when I forgot I had to get my drug test done for my new job 😅
Real service. Real people. ZERO attitude. 🙌🏾

👩🏽‍🦱 Friend 1:
Say less… I’m calling TODAY ☎️

👱🏽‍♀️ Friend 2:
Do it! The DNA Man will take care of you fast 🧬✅

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📞 CALL US: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com
📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland

🧬✅✊🏾

12/05/2025

🦃 REAL STORY. REAL SERVICE. REAL RESULTS.

This past holiday season, a client’s random identifier popped up — and he suddenly needed a drug test IMMEDIATELY🚔.

Everywhere he called?
🚪 CLOSED.
❌ No appointments.
❌ No answers.
❌ No help.

✅ WE WERE OPEN.

The DNA MAN was the ONLY testing provider available in his area — and we didn’t hesitate. Because when our community needs us, we SHOW UP.

🤝 At The DNA MAN, we treat every client like FAMILY — with:

✨ Great customer service
✨ Respectful, judgment-free care
✨ Real conversation & real help
✨ Same-day results

No matter what you need testing for, you get the same priority service & advanced technology:

✅ DOT Randoms & Compliance Drug Testing
✅ Pre-Employment Drug Testing
✅ Court-Ordered & Probation Testing
✅ Rehabilitation Centers & Halfway House Testing
✅ Observed Collections
✅ DNA Testing Services

We don’t believe in “just processing people.”

📈 We believe in making sure your test is:
✅ FAST
✅ ACCURATE
✅ UP-TO-DATE with the newest screening methods
✅ HANDLED WITH CARE

💎 Upgrade your drug testing experience.
Stop settling for crowded clinics, long waits, and rushed service.

Come where you matter.

📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland

📞 CALL US: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

The DNA MAN — Always here when you need us

12/05/2025

🚫 STOP wasting time at clinics where you’re just a number.
⏳ Long waits. Rushed service. No real care.

✅ Come to The DNA MAN — where YOU are the priority.

We don’t just “do drug tests”… we SERVE people. 🙏
Our mission is simple: fast results, honest guidance, and a friendly environment where your questions are actually answered.

💨 QUICK • EASY • SAME-DAY RESULTS

We specialize in:

✅ Probation & Court-Ordered Drug Testing
✅ DOT Drug Testing & DOT Compliance
✅ Pre-Employment Drug Screens
✅ Random Drug Testing Programs
✅ Observed Collections
✅ DNA Testing Services

Unlike crowded clinics where you wait for hours, we move fast without cutting corners — using the newest drug testing technology available to make sure your results are accurate, reliable, and SAME DAY once collection is completed.

🤝 At The DNA MAN, you’re not rushed out the door.
You get:
✨ Real conversation
✨ Clear answers
✨ Professional care
✨ A supportive, judgment-free environment

We step in where traditional clinics fall short — serving our community like FAMILY.

📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland

📞 Call Us: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

Stop the stress.
✅ Get tested with the BEST.

12/05/2025

🕵🏾‍♂️ MISSION: PATERNITY POSSIBLE 🕵🏾‍♂️
Your mission… should you choose to accept it…
Is to get the DNA truth — quietly, quickly, and CONFIDENTIALLY. 🧬✨
At The DNA Man, we make paternity testing feel like a top-secret operation.
No drama. No public scenes. No long waits.
Just a simple mouth swab, in and out within minutes — mission complete. ✅
Whether you’re rappelling from the ceiling like a bank robber 👀…
Or just walking through the door like a normal human 😆…
We keep your business YOUR business.
🔐 100% Discreet
📧 Private results sent straight to your email
🧬 Accurate & confidential paternity testing
⌛ Fast appointments — no hassle, no stress
📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland
Your peace of mind shouldn’t require a full operation…
But if it did, THE DNA MAN would still have you covered. 😎
📞 Call: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

12/05/2025

🔥 LOOKS CAN FOOL YOU… DNA WON’T! 🔥
👶🏾➡️👶🏼 Just because a child “favors” someone doesn’t mean that person is the father. DNA is wild like that!

Y’all saw Gabourey Sidibe’s twins, right?

One baby is darker like her 💁🏾‍♀️
…and the other is lighter like the daddy 👨🏼‍🧔

If paternity was based on looks alone, folks would swear that lighter baby was his only child. But NOPE — both are biologically his!

That’s why we always say: DNA is funny, unpredictable, and the ONLY real answer. 🧬😅

Stop guessing. Stop arguing. Stop letting people in your business.
👉 Get a real answer with a DNA test.

At The DNA Man “DNA & Drug Testing Collections”, we provide:
✔️ Fast, reliable DNA testing
✔️ Court-admissible results
✔️ Mobile & onsite testing
✔️ Confidential, professional service
✔️ Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland

📞 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

Whether you need answers for peace of mind, court, child support, or birth certificate issues, we’re the ones to call. 💼🧬

12/05/2025

🔍 Attention Northwest Indiana • Chicagoland • Southwest Michigan Parents! 🔍

Did you know:
📌 In Illinois, the opioid overdose fatality rate is 26 deaths per 100,000 people as of 2022.
📌 Across the U.S., about 7 % of teens (ages 12–17) report using illicit drugs in the past month.
📌 In the Chicago area alone, there have been over 140 overdose deaths among teens and pre-teens in recent years.

That means in our region, youth drug use isn’t just a statistic—it could be a very real risk in your own home.

Here’s where The DNA Man comes in:
✅ We provide fast, instant drug testing services right in Northwest Indiana and Chicagoland.
✅ If you’ve noticed your child’s behavior has changed — mood swings, dropping grades, unexpected secrecy — don’t wait: test now and get answers sooner.
✅ By offering clarity early, we help parents keep their kids from becoming a statistic — and guide them toward a sober, healthy path.

👉 If you’re worried, act today. Don’t let your child slip through the cracks.

📞 Call 219-232-6882 to schedule your visit.
🌐 Visit us at www.TheDNAMan.com
🌎 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland.

12/05/2025

🚨 On Probation? Need a Court-Ordered Drug Test? 🚨

Don’t stress — The DNA MAN has you covered!

We offer fast, accurate, and court-approved drug testing that meets all probation and court requirements. Our Digitally Analyzed Instant Results provide verified, tamper-resistant results in just 5 minutes — powered by The DNA MAN Electronic Reporting System.

✅ Rapid & Reliable Results – Receive your verified results in minutes.
✅ Digital Chain-of-Custody System™ – Ensures accuracy, integrity, and compliance.
✅ Court-Ready Documentation – Results can be instantly emailed or printed for your convenience.
✅ Save Time. Save Money. Stay Compliant.

When you need results you can trust — and speed you can count on —
choose The DNA MAN Instant Drug Testing System.

📍 Serving Northwest Indiana & Chicagoland
📞 Calls only: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com

12/05/2025

🚨 Are You Hiring? Need Random or Reasonable Suspicion Drug Testing? 🚨

If it’s time to update your workplace drug & alcohol testing provider, check out The DNA MAN — your trusted partner for fast, accurate, and compliant results!

💨 Rapid Drug Testing That Can’t Be Beat!
Our Instant Drug Tests deliver verified results in as little as five minutes — powered by our Digitally Analyzed Instant Results System, exclusive to The DNA MAN Electronic Reporting System.

🔒 Why Employers Choose The DNA MAN:
✅ Instant results — no waiting days for lab reports
✅ Electronic Chain-of-Custody System™ for tamper-resistant accuracy
✅ Results can be emailed or printed instantly for your convenience
✅ Compliant testing
✅ Save time, money, and productivity

Whether you’re hiring, performing randoms, or conducting reasonable suspicion testing, The DNA MAN has you covered with technology, reliability, and speed that employers trust.

📞 Call: 219-232-6882
🌐 www.TheDNAMan.com
Serving Northwest Indiana, Southwest Michigan & Chicagoland

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