07/16/2025
🌙✨🌌🪐✨So… the Sky is Doing the Most Right Now✨🪐🌌
Y’all ever been in the middle of cleaning your house and suddenly start crying because you found an old picture, then laugh because you forgot you even had a toaster oven? That’s the vibe this month. 💁🏽♀️
Here’s what’s goin’ down in the cosmos:
🔄 Saturn is in Retrograde (aka the celestial father just turned off the Wi-Fi and told us to clean our rooms)
This energy is all about responsibility, structure, and karmic lessons. Basically, if life feels like it's giving pop quizzes on boundaries and commitment...you’re not crazy. Saturn is just grading your homework now. 📚😩
🌫️ Neptune is ALSO in Retrograde (aka spiritual fog lights ON)
Neptune rules our dreams, illusions, and intuition. When it moonwalks backwards, we start seeing things clearly...like that “situationship” we romanticized was actually just bad WiFi and emotional unavailability. 🫠🔮
🌟 6 Planet Alignment??! Yes ma’am. It’s giving divine group chat energy. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune are all lined up like they’re at brunch trying to help us evolve (or at least admit we’ve been ghosting our growth). ☕🌞
So if you've been feeling like:
You wanna move to the woods and start a herb garden 🌿
You’re suddenly sorting your budget like a Virgo accountant 📊
Or you’re crying and healing while watching Pixar movies 🎥😭
…it’s not just you. It’s the vibes. Cosmic vibes.
🦀🌑 And now we prep for the New Moon in Cancer (July 21)
Cancer moons are like the divine auntie who feeds you soup and makes you journal about your feelings.