Keely Orta

Keely Orta 🌻 Holistic RN, Carnivore, Homeschool Mom, Comedian Raymond Orta's Wife 🌻 🌻 Vegan Turned Carnivore, RN, Autism Mom 🌻

My baaaaaaby
11/14/2025

My baaaaaaby

11/14/2025

For. Real.

For. Real. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
11/14/2025

For. Real. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

11/14/2025

The first person to get an oreo from over their eye into their mouth without using their hands wins

It's comedy night at Isla Grand Beach Beach Resort baby!!!
11/14/2025

It's comedy night at Isla Grand Beach Beach Resort baby!!!

You gotta hold your mouth just right or else the lines don't come out straight 😆 Epic making pins and keychains for his ...
11/13/2025

You gotta hold your mouth just right or else the lines don't come out straight 😆 Epic making pins and keychains for his merchandise ❤️ he says he's decided to come out of retirement from comedy 😆

11/13/2025

This is why he's not allowed in my office 😂

The only time he willingly matched with me 😆 🤣
11/13/2025

The only time he willingly matched with me 😆 🤣

11/13/2025

Bougie Starbucks people are lightweights. I'm dropping my dog off at the groomers like "Scissor trim only,
no a**l gland expression,
hold the perfume" 😆

My Muse 😆😂😍
11/13/2025

My Muse 😆😂😍

11/12/2025

It's the LOOK that does it for me 😆 🤣 😂 😹

11/12/2025

I heard him counting and just knew this was coming 😆 🤣 😂 😹 this 67 trend is getting out of hand 😆 🤣 😂 😹 #67

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Mission, TX

Telephone

+19563791292

Website

https://www.raymondisfunny.com/

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Mama by Day, ShamaMama by Night.

I am a Registered Nurse, Holistic Healer and Artist. I am blessed to be the Mama to four beautiful children. I have two children with Autism and ADHD which has presented numerous health challenges along the way. This is what led me to begin researching and creating Natural Remedies. Blessings, Love and Light to you all. May we all be open to the Healing Gifts of our Lord Jesus Christ and His Holy Spirit and know that God truly loves you!