reLX with Lex

04/01/2026

I was sooooo close to doing an April Fools special… $10/hour massages 😭😂but my hands said “be serious.”

Like let’s not play about the livelihood, okay?? These are premium, skilled, highly trained spirit fingers that need to be able to pay bills😂😂.

Matter of fact… where do I get insurance to insure these babies??Because I cannot be out here doing things all w***y nilly and not treating my hands with the respect and care they deserve 😭

No fake sales over here… just real results, real relief, and real value 💜

03/27/2026

When I was a kid I played with Barbies, not baby dolls…I always knew I wanted a Ken and a career 😌💜

Now I help people reLX for a living and I love that for us✨

03/20/2026

Grateful… 💜✨

Thank you.
I appreciate you.
You’re amazing.
And I’m always rooting for you✨

And one day…when I have just a ridiculous amount of extra money…I’m buying out Disney World and flying ALL of us out and a Walmart shopping spree💙

03/18/2026

Happy 318 Day 💜

Support a local business today…we are all out here trying to make it ✨

I just realized it’s 318 Day because today is 3/18🥴😂.

03/16/2026

If you keep saying “I need to schedule a massage soon”

THIS is your sign💆🏽‍♀️

Some of my client besties already have their reLXation scheduled ahead because they know massage isn’t just a treat… it’s maintenance.

Don’t delay. Schedule today.

03/15/2026

Happy Sunday y’all ☀️

On Saturday, go to Chick-fil-A and order your regular meal AND a Cobb salad with ranch and buffalo sauce.

Put the salad in the fridge.
Don’t touch it.

Then have it for breakfast on Sunday… every-time time I find a piece of chicken under a piece of lettuce, I just know God loves me😂🥴. I already knew that when He woke me up this morning but finding a surprise nugget under a piece of lettuce just feels like extra confirmation.

Celebrate the small blessings in life.

A surprise nugget.
A quiet Sunday.
A moment of peace.

And if you schedule a massage today, you’ll have something to look forward to later too.

03/14/2026

03/12/2026

If you know who Mr. Feeny is….you need to schedule a massage.

If you remember being excited (or scared) about it going from 1999 to 2000….you definitely need to schedule a massage.

If your minutes weren’t free until 7, you were putting all the viruses on your computer via Limewire, or you were taught cursive in school….you REALLY need to schedule a massage. 😂

03/11/2026

Giving a massage…
looked up…
saw the camera…
realized I looked cute…
had to pose real quick😂🥴

03/11/2026

Book a massage twin.

Not because you’re stressed.
Not because your shoulders feel like bricks.
Not because your body has been carrying the weight of the world.

But because…

✨ we deserve nice things
✨ we deserve peace
✨ we deserve to feel good in our bodies

And if you’re going to take care of yourself…
you might as well reLX with Lex. 💜

03/09/2026

I’m ready! I’m ready! I’m ready!🧽✨