11/16/2025
✨ Black Friday Mini-Demos (Free!) — Let’s Fix the Stuff You’ve Been Putting Off ✨
Be honest with yourself for a second:
Do you have:
A core that feels… well, nonexistent some days?
Back tightness or posture that’s doing you no favors?
Bladder leaks you pretend “aren’t that bad”?
Stress, brain fog, or sleep that’s hit-or-miss?
A general sense that your body isn’t keeping up?
Yeah. You’re not alone — and you don’t have to just deal with it.
This Black Friday, I’m offering free, private mini-demo sessions so you can actually feel what these therapies can do — no pressure, no sales pitch, just results.
Choose any 2:
💪 Emsculpt NEO
Have: weakness, instability, core that ghosts you?
Could have: real strength, better posture, and a core that actually shows up for you.
🌊 Emsella
Have: “oops” moments when you laugh or sneeze?
Could have: stronger pelvic support, better bladder control, and way fewer surprises.
🧠 Exomind TMS
Have: stress, fog, racing thoughts?
Could have: calmer days, clearer thinking, better sleep — like your brain finally took a deep breath.
These sessions are relaxed, private, and truly no-pressure.
Just you, the device, and a chance to see what’s possible for your body.
📅 Friday, Nov 28 & Saturday Nov 29
💙 Free sessions
Text "RELAX" to 252-723-2243, OR
schedule online at mhcfunctionalwellness.com. Pick "RELAX EVENT"
If you’ve been waiting for a sign to take care of yourself… this is it.