FemmeCare Health & Wellness

12/01/2025

The 11th hour

Of the 11th month.

Be kind to yourself.

12/01/2025

The last brain cell just clocked out and left no forwarding address.

11/30/2025

✨🎀 BREAKING NEWS FROM OZ: 🎀✨

Look who climbed onto my Christmas tree trying to pass herself off as “Glinda the GOOD Witch.”

Miss Marjorie Tinsel Greene herself.
Yes… that one.

Suddenly she’s all sparkles and pink ruffles like we forgot she spent all year screaming at flying monkeys, banning broomsticks, and calling the Yellow Brick Road “woke.” 🌈💀

Now she’s frozen on my tree like:
“See?? I’m good now! I have glitter!”

Girl.
Your wand is still shaking from all the bad decisions. 😂✨

She’s not Glinda…
She’s Marjorie Glitter Greene: The Witch of the Far Right.

11/30/2025

❄️ Today’s snow is for SNOWBLOWERS — not our older or high-risk queens.
If your heart or history says “maybe don’t”… then babe, DON’T.

And listen — tag your hardheaded mothers, grandmothers, aunts, sisters, or whoever you love but needs the reminder.
(I had to tell my own, so trust me… I KNOW. 😭💙)

Stay safe, stay warm, and follow FemmeCare for more life-saving sass and real-talk health tips. 👑❄️

11/30/2025

🌈 FEMMECARE FAMILY — LET ME BRAG ON MY MAN FOR A SEC. 🌈

Listen… everyone knows I’m loud, sparkly, and ready to fight MAGA before my morning coffee.
But the REAL secret weapon of FemmeCare?
💙 MY husband, Joe. 💙

Joe isn’t just “my spouse.”
He’s the other half of FemmeCare, the one quietly holding the whole operation together while I’m out here being… well… me.

He’s our Registered Nurse, case manager, mental-health guru, calm-in-every-storm, and the person who will literally CALL our patients just to check on their heart, their meds, their mind, or their day.
(Yes, a healthcare provider who actually calls you. Wild concept, I know.)

This man shows up with compassion even on the days he’s exhausted.
He loves our patients like they’re family.
And when it comes to mental health? Joe’s heart is made of pure gold — he will sit with you, listen to you, advocate for you, and make sure you’re supported from every angle.

Together, we’re the team behind FemmeCare —
✨ I bring the high sass and the fire,
✨ and Joe brings the grounded, calm sassy strength, and that RN brain that keeps everything running smoothly. And everyone loves him for it.

I’m so thankful for the man I get to call my husband…
and even more thankful for the man who is the OTHER HALF of this revolution we’re building.
He does FAR more than anyone ever sees — and FemmeCare wouldn’t exist without him.

So here’s to you, Joe.
My partner in life.
My partner in care.
My partner in changing how Illinois receives healthcare — one home, one heart, and one patient at a time. 💙

Now everyone… drop a 💙 for Joe below because this man deserves the world. Follow us and help us grow!

— Eric,
your sentimental-but-still-sassy midwife 💅💉

11/29/2025

❄️✨ While everyone else cancels, panics, or hides under blankets…
FemmeCare shows up.
In person. Virtually. Blizzard or not.

We’re the ONLY healthcare team in Central IL that literally comes to you — snow, ice, chaos and all.

Your health doesn’t stop for weather. Neither do we. 💅💗

11/28/2025

Peoria, representing!

What’s on your Thanksgiving table? 🍽️

Whether it’s mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie or apple, NASA may have been involved! Our satellites monitor crop health from space, helping farmers around the world grow the ingredients in your Thanksgiving dinner.

This Landsat 8 satellite image shows farmland around Peoria in central Illinois—a major hub of pumpkin growing and processing. Illinois is the top producer of pumpkins in the United States, especially for those used in canning and cooking. Happy Thanksgiving!

11/28/2025

Thanksgiving Status: STUFFED.
If your turkey wasn’t the only thing overfilled today… don’t worry. GLP-1 season starts tomorrow. 🦃✨
FemmeCare’s got you.

11/27/2025

Today, my heart is extra full.
On this Thanksgiving, I’m reminded how unbelievably grateful I am for the people who make my entire world what it is.

First, my husband Joe — my best friend, my partner in life, and the other half of FemmeCare. There is not a single day that goes by where I’m not thankful for the way he loves, supports, and builds this dream with me. FemmeCare would not exist without his heart, his compassion, and his belief that we could change healthcare right here in our hometown.

And my kids — Evelyn and Eric — the two little souls who hold my whole heart. Everything I do, every late night, every home visit, every new service we build… it’s all shaped by wanting the world to be kinder, safer, and more empowering for them and for every family we care for.

But today, I’m especially thankful for you — our FemmeCare family.
For trusting us.
For welcoming us into your homes.
For believing in a mission that says women deserve better, families deserve better, and healthcare should meet people where they are — literally and emotionally.

You’ve allowed us into your homes, your stories, and your hearts.
You’ve made this more than a practice — you’ve made it a family.

From my family to yours:
Thank you. Truly. Deeply. Forever.
Happy Thanksgiving. 🧡

-Eric

11/27/2025

Happy Thanksgiving, FemmeCare family. 🧡

As we share this message today, Joe and Eric want to thank each and every single one of you who has liked our page, supported our small business, invited us into your homes, trusted us with your care, or simply believed in what we’re trying to build.

Trust doesn’t come easy — and we don’t take it lightly.
Every day, we work to create a place where women feel safe, heard, respected, and empowered. A place where your stories matter. A place where your care is on your terms. A place that exists because you continue to show up for us just as we show up for you.

Your trust fuels this mission.
Your support allows us to keep doing healthcare differently.
And you are the reason FemmeCare is growing into something bigger than a clinic — a community, a movement, and a voice for real, human-centered care.

Thank you for being with us.
Thank you for believing in us.
Thank you for letting us walk beside you.

We are so grateful for you — today and always.

🧡 Eric & Joe | FemmeCare Health & Wellness

11/26/2025

FemmeCare Family — we’ve got you. 💛
We will be open tomorrow from 10 AM–1 PM for anyone who isn’t feeling well, needs mental-health support, or just needs someone to listen.
If you’re sick, overwhelmed, anxious, or struggling with anything… you are not alone. We’re here, and you’re safe with us.
schedule now on our website. We proudly accept health insurance and Medicaid!
Please share this with your friends so women know they have support even during “after hours”.

Rest. Recover. Reach out. We’re here for you — always. 💛