FemmeCare Health & Wellness

02/15/2026

POV: It’s Sunday at noon and you’ve got an appointment with your health provider…

…and Eric is sitting there reviewing every single one of your labs like it’s a final exam. 🧐

Yes, we do weekends. Because you shouldn’t have to take PTO just to take care of your body.

Healthcare on your schedule. Period.

Schedule your initial telehealth exam with us! Scheduling link in the comments.

02/15/2026

Roses were red.
Last night got spicy.
This morning you’re googling. 👀💘

If it was an “OOPS,” emergency contraception exists — and yes, Medicaid covers it. We’ll happily send it in. Fast. No shame.

Let’s be crystal clear:
🚨 It is NOT the abortion pill.
🚨 It will NOT affect an already established pregnancy.

It delays ovulation. That’s it.

Also? It’s for the oopsies, not your monthly birth control plan. These can seriously mess with your cycle.

Need it? Message us.
Need something more reliable? We do that too.

FemmeCare. Calm. Covered. Unbothered. 💊✨

02/15/2026

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you love democracy —
Then her body isn’t up to you.

Freedom means ballots AND bodies.
You don’t get to chant “liberty” while trying to babysit a uterus you’ll never have.

I’m a midwife. I deal in consent, science, and actual anatomy — not cosplay patriarchy and policy written by people who think the cervix is a county in Texas.

Pro-woman. Pro-choice. Pro-democracy.
And wildly uninterested in anyone’s feelings about it. 💅🔥

Thanks to The Daily Show for the pink set while we drag the nonsense in 4K. 💘

02/14/2026

Alright ladies… what’s the vibe tonight? 💄✨

Are we getting all dolled up and breaking hearts… or in pajamas with snacks and zero tolerance for nonsense?

However you’re showing up — glam, cozy, single, partnered, thriving — just know this:
You are strong. You are powerful. And you are more than enough. 💋🔥

Now tell me… what’s the plan tonight?

02/14/2026

Morning: delivering healthcare.
Afternoon: delivering arcade domination. 🕹️❤️

Joe & Eric are living our wild Valentine’s life — quarters in hand, zero club plans, and absolutely no shame about it.

We saw patients all morning… now we’re just seeing who can beat who at skee-ball. 💋

Love your person. Play the games. Eat the snacks. Repeat.

02/14/2026

Love is hot. 🔥
So is bodily autonomy.

This Valentine’s Day we’re celebrating pleasure without shame, s*x without stigma, and healthcare without apology. 💋❤️

Abortion care is healthcare.
S*x is normal.
And choosing what happens to your own body? That’s powerful.

Stay s*xy. Stay informed. Stay in control. 💥

02/14/2026

02/13/2026

March 28. Mark it.

Eric & Joe will be standing with the rest of this country because we believe in democracy, in healthcare access, in bodily autonomy, and in a future where no one rules over the people.

Real change has always started with ordinary people showing up.

If you care about your rights, your family, your patients, your community — show up.

Save the date. Bring your people.

And share this so no one says they didn’t know. 🇺🇸

02/13/2026

Please join us in giving the warmest, loudest, most FemmeCare welcome to Kelli, our newest Certified Medical Assistant!

Kelli greets everyone with “Hello Friends” — because in her world, people deserve familiarity and belonging, not labels. And honestly? That tells you everything.

Her greatest accomplishment isn’t a title — it’s being a safe space for 10+ kids (biological or not… they’re all hers). She has loved fiercely, grieved deeply, and turned loss into purpose after losing someone like a son to su***de. That experience fuels her unwavering advocacy for accessible mental health care.

She’s also a proud Grandma (which she considers one of her greatest achievements — as she should 💁‍♀️).

With 25 years in healthcare, Kelli brings experience across:
• Mental health
• Geriatrics
• Pediatrics
• Med/Surg
• Rehabilitation
• Family medicine
• Reproductive and gender-inclusive health

And she is passionate about ending the unnecessary shame and suffering people experience in reproductive health care. She is a bold advocate for bodily autonomy and access — speaking her truth after 18 years of silence. That kind of courage? That’s the energy we build with.

Outside of FemmeCare, she runs a grassroots charity she founded in 2020 — because serving the community isn’t just a job for her. It’s who she is.

No smoke. No mirrors. Just heart, grit, experience, and compassion.

Kelli isn’t just joining the team — she is strengthening the mission.

Welcome to FemmeCare, friend. 💜

02/12/2026

It’s ok, Jack. The Dow is over 50,000.

02/12/2026

When survivors raise their hands, they’re not asking for attention. They’re asking to be heard. To be believed. To matter.

It takes unimaginable courage to speak about s*xual assault — especially in rooms filled with power, cameras, and doubt. The least we can do is meet that courage with compassion.

Believing survivors doesn’t weaken our systems. It strengthens our humanity.

Listen. Support. Stand with them