03/21/2023
Ode to the 5-Barrel Hinge:
Oh, five-barrel hinge, how strong you stand,
Supporting glasses with a steady hand.
A marvel of engineering, you're a thing to behold,
A sturdy hinge that never grows old.
You hold our glasses with such great care,
Protecting them from wear and tear.
Through long days and endless nights,
Unwavering - without a spring in sight.
Oh, five-barrel hinge, your design is sublime,
You've passed the test, time after time.
Your strength is unmatched, your durability great,
You hold our glasses with such steadfast faith.
You are a testament to the power of innovation,
A symbol of excellence, of dedication.
Oh, five-barrel hinge, we sing your praise,
For all the glasses you've helped to raise.
So here's to you, five-barrel hinge,
We raise our glasses, let them clink and binge.
For you are the foundation of our sight,
Our glasses wouldn't be the same without your might.
