12/21/2025
Looking for a cleaner… but not that cleaner apparently 🙃
Skirting boards
Light fittings
Picture frames
Door frames
Radiators
Ornaments (properly, not around them)
And you must know what every hoover attachment does
£11 an hour.
One hour a week.
Don’t rush.
Don’t complain.
Don’t ask for more.
Because apparently being a registered nurse means your time is worth more than everyone else’s.
Funny how it’s always
“I’m paying for a service, I expect it done properly”
but the pay barely covers the bus fare and a coffee.
If everyone’s job was paid based on how important they think they are, half the country would be skint by lunchtime.
You don’t want a cleaner.
You want a miracle.
On minimum wage.