Somatic Siren Bodywork

Somatic Siren Bodywork Taking a no non-sense approach to relieving pain, tension, and energetic stagnation.

12/07/2025

Pro-tip: Your capacity to handle work, kids, home, stress, (your life), expands when you make regular acts of self-care a priority.

Self-care is far from just taking care of your physical body, but have you ever had a really good hand massage? Our hands are so overlooked.

As one of the most sensitive parts with more nerve endings than most of the body, our hands don’t get the attention they deserve.

Having done bodywork for 10+ years, my clients always mention their hands as one of their favorite spots.

If you need to shut your brain off for awhile, come see me.

www.wyalign.com to claim your spot.
(Limited space left for December)

12/02/2025

My new Luxe Touch Therapy is an absolute hit! As a former deep tissue specialist (the opposite end of the pressure spectrum), I wasn’t sure how this gentle-touch, tingly offer would be received, but let me tell you! The people LOVE it!

Why Luxe Touch therapy?
I know it might look a little crazy, but I use unique tools, my nails, ambient sound /light and my insanely cozy, fluffy, warm massage table to make you feel comfort on a whole new level.

These sessions are designed to calm your body, quiet the ‘noise’, relax your nervous system, and allow you to experience deep rest without sleeping, although many do fall asleep on my table.

My goal is to help you get to a state of pure presence by activating your sensory systems and allowing you to surrender to rest.

Book your session today to experience the magic and take a break from the holiday chaos.

www.wyalign.com

11/28/2025

Gift giving season is upon us, so listen up! Your lady, queen, princess, boo, daughter, sister, mom, auntie, bestie likely NEEDS some downtime.

She’s probably a little frazzled preparing for the holidays and making life run smoothly for the family. She’s probably tired, stressed preparing for finals in December and having to travel. Perhaps she’s on a self-care journey trying to figure out what helps calm her nervous system so she can be more present with her loved ones.

Whatever the case, she deserves to be pampered and I have the PERFECT service for her. Imagine 30-90 minutes of what she’s always asking you for.. back scratches, playing with her hair, a light foot massage. I’ve got all that covered. She will melt into my super cushy, warm massage table and leave the planet for awhile. She’ll come home a brand new (and sleepy) woman feeling so refreshed and relaxed. It’s really a gift to everyone in the household if you know what I mean.

(Ladies, you can gift this magical session for the men in your life too!)

Digital gift cards can be purchased online at www.wyalign.com and can be used for my Luxe Touch Therapy sessions or the fitness classes, memberships. You have options.

These gift cards come with codes to redeem online when booking the session or purchasing a fitness class option.

If you have further questions, please feel free to reach out!

11/09/2025

Can you remember the last time you got intentional, slow back scratches for more than 30 seconds? Have you ever had someone play with your hair until you dozed off into another dimension? Have you ever felt so warm resting on a cloud-like cushion that you melted into while all your nervous system sensors were being relaxed? If you have or have not, I’m offering you an opportunity for that exact experience. Book your session before the chaos of the holidays begins. I promise, future-you will thank past- you when you are on my table.

Book your session here:
wyalign.com/bookbodywork

11/04/2025

INTRODUCING: Luxe Touch Therapy.
‘a luxurious new way to relax your body and regulate your nervous system’.

Luxe Touch Therapy is not your typical massage. This is a whole, ASMR, sensory experience sending you deep into a state of blissful relaxation. Using a variety of tools and techniques, my intention with this service is to help your mind and body relax so deeply that you experience the euphoric sensation of a soothed nervous system.

It’s not pressure… it’s presence. Not everyone experiences ASMR the same. Some may feel the goosebumps and hair-raising tingles from the scalp down and others might simply feel deeply calm and relaxed. Either way, this service is for you if you need some peaceful rest and light touch.

I do offer a ‘best of both worlds’ option that features my signature deep tissue release along with the tingly ASMR light touch if you need a little pressure in those tense, problem areas.

For more information about ASMR bodywork, what to expect from this service and my booking page, click these links below. 👇🏼

I will be offering Saturday sessions soon too! TBA

Luxe Touch Therapy / ASMR Bodywork Information:
https://www.wyalign.com/asmrbodywork

Book your session HERE:
https://www.wyalign.com/bookbodywork

&mind

11/04/2025

Oh hi, friends!
I’m back with a brand new service I’ll be offering out of my studio
Align + Body & Mind!
The official announcement coming tomorrow, so keep up! Btw, I’ve missed ya ☺️

02/13/2025

Something EXCITING is coming to Mountain View! More details to come, but until then, check out this little teaser.

Not just fitness classes, it’s a lifestyle. Our vibe is supportive, empowering and a little feral.

WOW! I’m officially SOLD OUT! 🔥 You guys booked out every single available session through the end of my last month in S...
08/22/2024

WOW! I’m officially SOLD OUT!
🔥 You guys booked out every single available session through the end of my last month in September in the past 24 hours!
🩵 Thank you for all the love and support. I’m sure going to miss getting my hands on you all!

My last available sessions for bodywork are filling fast. I only have a few more days with openings left in September, s...
08/21/2024

My last available sessions for bodywork are filling fast. I only have a few more days with openings left in September, so be sure to book your session as soon as possible.

Only 60 minute and 90 minute sessions are available.

Again, I’m so grateful for the massive support of all my clients both here and who travel hours to work with me. You have made this journey so fun and insightful. I have learned so much and plan to continue working on an even deeper level with clients moving forward. Thank you all!

Book here:
calendly.com/kelseymonk

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