05/12/2023
https://www.theonion.com/dog-takes-pilgrimage-to-holy-site-where-it-once-found-r-1838909375
COLUMBUS, OH—Compelled by a power greater than himself to leave his beloved home and tread the path of all-surpassing glory, Sawyer, a 4-year-old Jack Russell Terrier, set off Wednesday on a pilgrimage to that selfsame consecrated site where he once found a whole rotisserie chicken resting by the ...