10/31/2025
🎃 This year’s most realistic costume: The Breastfeeding Mom
Includes:
🍼 One nursing pillow
☕ Three reheated coffees
🧷 1,000 ounces of determination
💪 The supernatural ability to do everything one-handed
🎁 Bonus pack: Real-life support from the experts at Transitions Into Parenting 😉
Because honestly… she deserves a medal, a nap, and maybe a spell 🪄 to make the laundry fold itself. 😅