11/09/2025
Confessions of a Wobbly Yogi: November Edition
“It’s Not Just Stretching, Sweetheart”
Let’s clear this up once and for all: yoga is not just stretching.
If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a yoga reel thinking, “that’s cute, but I can’t even touch my toes,” — I see you. I was you. But here’s the kicker: yoga isn’t about touching your toes, it’s about what happens when you can’t.
The truth is, yoga is a full-on life renovation. It’s a slow, sacred demolition of old habits, old thinking, and old ways of seeing yourself. You start for the movement — but you stay for the mental reset. Somewhere between the deep breaths and the shaky balances, you start rewiring your brain.
The Mat is Just the Gateway
That rectangle of rubber isn’t just where you stretch — it’s where you meet yourself. Every wobble, every sigh, every eye-roll when the instructor says “breathe into your hips” (what does that even mean?) — that’s yoga.
Then one day you notice it slipping off the mat and into your everyday life.
You start catching yourself before snapping back at someone.
You breathe before reacting.
You walk through chaos with the same focus you used to survive a Tree Pose.
That’s the magic of it — yoga sneaks into your soul and starts rearranging the furniture.
The Brain Reset Nobody Warns You About
Science will tell you yoga changes your nervous system. But what it really changes is your perspective. You start to see the world through calmer eyes. You stop chasing everything and start experiencing it instead. Suddenly, slowing down isn’t lazy — it’s revolutionary.
You realize your worth doesn’t depend on how productive you were today. It’s found in the stillness between breaths, the quiet between thoughts, the moments you finally stop running from yourself.
Wobbly and Wise
I’m still wobbly — on and off the mat — and honestly, I hope I always am. Wobbling means I’m still learning, still listening, still living this practice instead of performing it.
Yoga isn’t something you “do.” It’s something you become.
And once it gets into your bones, there’s no going back — just softer landings, steadier breath, and a whole new way of seeing the world.
So stretch if you want, but don’t stop there.
The real yoga? It’s everything that happens once you roll up the mat.
Monthly Mantra
You don’t have to be perfect — you just have to be willing.