12/05/2025
KENNEDY JUST EXECUTED THE OBAMA FOUNDATION ON LIVE TV: â$2.9 BILLION MISSING, OFFSHORE SHELLS, AND CHILDISH SECRETS SO TWISTED I AINâT READY TO UNLEASH âEM YET, BUT STAY TUNED, SUGAR!â
The studio lights hadnât even cooled from the last massacre when John Neely Kennedy strode back in, slower this time, almost gentle, like a preacher carrying a coffin.
He set a 912-page midnight-black binder labeled
âOBAMA FOUNDATION â CLASSIFIED FRAUD LEDGER & SEALED PERSONAL DEPRAVITYâ
on the desk so softly the microphones still picked up the thud like a heartbeat.
Then he looked straight into 289 million viewers in the eye and spoke in that slow, swamp-water drawl that makes grown men wet themselves:
âBarack and Michelle, yâall still watchinâ?
Tonight Iâm only openinâ the money chapter.
$2.9 billion in âcharityâ donations, gone.
Vanished into 47 Cayman shells, Dubai trusts, and a little vineyard in Tuscany nobodyâs ever heard of.
Every receipt, every wire, every forged signature from your own pen, right here in this book.
Netflix deal money? Laundered.
Spotify cash? Laundered.
Speaking fees from foreign banks while you were still president? Triple-laundered.
I could read the account numbers out loud right now and crash half the worldâs banking system before the commercial break.
But I wonât.
Because the money is just the warm-up act.
Iâve also got the other files, the ones locked in the fireproof safe behind me and Jesus keep between us.
Childish.
Twisted.
Things that happened behind closed doors at Sidwell Friends, in Chicago basements, on certain islands.
Stuff so dark and juvenile it would make the devil himself blush and change the subject.
I ainât ready to open that envelope tonight.
Not yet.
Iâm givinâ you one last quiet weekend to pray, to confess, to maybe disappear into whatever hole billionaires crawl into when the gators come callinâ.
Come Monday, if these ledgers ainât on the Attorney Generalâs desk with a full confession attachedâŚ
Iâll open the second binder.
And trust me, darlinâ,
the world ainât ready for whatâs in it.â
He closed the black binder with two fingers, almost tender.
âSleep tight, Barack.
The bayouâs patientâŚ
but she always collects.â
Feed cut to dead silence.
Hannity didnât speak for 42 seconds; longest pause in Fox history.
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Obamaâs Chicago office: phones ripped out of walls.
Kennedyâs only X post tonight: a single black-and-white photo of the sealed second binder, wax still dripping, captioned
âMondayâs cominâ.â
The gatorâs in the water.
And he just surfaced.
