11/23/2025
Simba had always believed he was more lion than housecat. Every morning, he strutted out like a tiny explorer beginning a grand expedition—patrolling, stalking butterflies, ruling the garden with fearless confidence.
So when he meowed to go outside that day, I opened the door without a second thought. He gave me a proud little nod and marched off like a hero on a mission.
But hours passed… and he didn’t come back.
By afternoon, worry settled in. Simba never missed a meal. Never missed a chance to judge me from the windowsill. I searched the yard, called his name, checked his usual hiding spots—nothing.
Then I heard a faint mrrrp.
I turned toward the window… and burst into laughter.
Simba stood there plastered against the glass—wide-eyed, exhausted, and absolutely covered in sticky seeds. Thousands of them. He looked like a walking chia pet who had survived a natural disaster.
I opened the window and he waddled inside, every step making the seeds cling tighter. The expression on his face was pure betrayal, like the universe had personally wronged him.
I scooped him up and began picking away the seeds. One by one. A process that felt like unwrapping the angriest burrito on earth. Every stubborn seed earned me a grunt, a glare, or a dramatic sigh.
I pictured exactly what must’ve happened—Simba proudly charging into tall grass, unaware he was entering the battlefield of sticky plants… until they attacked him all at once, clinging like tiny villains. I imagined him freezing, then shaking, then rolling, only making it ten times worse.
He stared at me like, Don’t you dare laugh.
After nearly an hour of brushing and combing, his golden fur was finally smooth again. Clean, soft, familiar. The moment he was presentable, Simba collapsed against me with a loud, exhausted huff. His purr started up immediately—deep, steady, relieved.
My brave explorer, home at last.
My little lion, defeated… by seeds.
As he drifted off in my lap, I whispered, “Simba… what am I going to do with you?”
He didn’t answer—just curled deeper into me, dreaming of tomorrow’s adventures.
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