11/11/2025
Ever felt like your d**k broke under pressure?
Not from a hookup gone wrong.
Not from a bad night.
Just… life.
You’ve been grinding 60-hour weeks,
surviving on cold brew and cortisol,
monitoring every macro, every HRV spike,
but now your body’s ghosting you.
You’re crushing deadlines
but can’t keep it up in bed.
And suddenly, your Apple Watch isn’t the only thing that’s not buzzing.
Here’s what no one tells performance-obsessed men like us:
👉 When stress hijacks your hormones, your seggs drive is the first to bail.
👉 Real stats that’ll mess with your head (but maybe explain everything):
• 1 in 4 men with ED are under 40. This isn’t just your dad’s problem (CDC).
• High cortisol crashes testosterone and sexual function.
• ED can be your body’s first SOS before bigger issues hit.
💡 This isn’t a confidence problem.
This is a chemistry problem.
And fixing it starts with the right data.
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