Dragon Lady Shaman

02/20/2026

02/20/2026

Weekend Forecast!!! (2/20/26)

Prepare for disaster! The Tower signals a crisis on the horizon. Neither your rule-bound righteousness (The Emperor Rx) nor your puckish ingenuity (Ace of Wands Rx) will be able to outsmart or contain this downfall. Of course, there is the very real possibility that YOU are the very Tower shuddering in shock, preparing to make a move that will shatter your existing reality tunnel. In that case, go for broke! Let the chips fall where they may, and don’t fret about whether people receive it well (they won’t).

The Emperor Rx removes the shackles of authority from your ankles - or the crown from your head! The Universe is constantly balancing power. If you are willing to step on the little devils that follow you around, refusing their naughty influence, you may save face - and your position. If you’ve gotten too complacent and rigid, however, you might find your ego bruised by this weekend’s events. Someone you admire might fall from grace, or an underdog suddenly prove their mettle. In any event, your authority will be tested. What is truly your business, and where would it be truly best to withdraw your attention and influence?

The Tower marks a downfall! Will it be yours? While this fearsome card may indicate a major life shakeup, it may simply mark the day that you stop giving a f**k and go feral. Major breakthroughs may occurs in your relationships with power, social matters, family or workplace dynamics, or just the way you frame your life. Authenticity prevails as the rubble of the past falls away. What have you been tolerating that you’re just plain DONE with? Are you ready to squirm your way out of the trappings of artificial success to pursue something more aligned?

Ace of Wands Rx represents a need for thinking outside the box. After the disaster, don’t try to recreate the situation the same way - that will only signal the Universe to send another disastrous lesson. Actually, you may just want to take a breather before responding. Give the energy a chance to settle, and figure out what you’d REALLY like to create. If you push something that doesn’t want to be pushed, it’s liable to fall over. Your impatient, glory-loving ego will demand you take action prematurely. Don’t do it! One disaster per weekend here, okay?

The Year of the Fire Horse is starting out with a bang - and not surprisingly, it’s the bang of something big tumbling to the ground. Keep your head in the game, but persist in a spirit of nonattachment, because big changes are happening with or without your consent. Pick your battles carefully, and when you enter the fray, make it count.

Terrified by the looming need for change? Get a reading!! Bruised by a tumultous situation? Get a healing!! I’m available for either (or both!) every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at Goddess Elite. Virtual sessions (phone or Zoom) are available most days, as are in-person appointments at my Berea office. DM me to set one up!

Deck: Deviant Moon Tarot
Friday: The Emperor Rx
Saturday: The Tower
Sunday: Ace of Wands Rx

02/19/2026

The hat is back… and it’s calling your name 🎩✨

Magic Hat Karaoke returns tonight at Sacred Vortex.

Step up. Grab the mic. Channel your inner rock star, soul queen, or cosmic crooner. Whether you’re belting out power ballads or vibing to 90s throwbacks, this is your stage.

No booze. No pressure. Just community, connection, and straight-up good energy.

9PM–1AM
Largest alcohol-free bar in Ohio
Come sing. Come vibe. Come belong.

02/13/2026

Weekend Forecast!!! (02/13/26)

Keep up the good work, busy beaver!! You’re in a growing season now, rapidly investing into your future. Old doubts, fears and heartbreaks may come up to be noticed and cleared, but they will be no match for the momentum you’re carrying now. You’ve invested so much into your process for so long, patiently working out the kinks and strengthening the pathways, that your whole way of operating in the world is now much more aligned and confident. Maybe it doesn’t feel that way - maybe you still feel like you’re bumbling, making it up as you go along. But compare your present life to where you were 6-12 months ago, and you’ll see: your inner authority has grown, and it’s boldly taking you to places that are audacious, yet aligned.

Eight of Pentacles cheerfully encourages your efforts, especially those you’ve been putting in for a while now. Your work will NOT be wasted; even if your seeds are not currently bearing fruit, you may rest assured that a bountiful harvest is coming. This is the kind of patient persistence and striving that the Universe loves to reward. Moreover, you can feel good knowing that your efforts are heading toward a win-win - they’ll pay off for you, and give you a great bounty to share with your family and community.

Eight of Cups Rx gently encourages you to leave the past in the past, and stay out of the emotional trenches. You’ve been through some pretty big tragedies, but those days are gone now. Commit to taking the high road, and it will take you further and further away from that which you are hoping to leave behind. Alternately, this card can highlight yet another aspect of life that it would be better to walk away from, even if you’re experiencing apprehension and guilt about making the transition. If your feelings have changed, be honest about it - any effort to sweep your discontent under the rug will backfire and make more of a mess later.

The Hierophant Rx topples your sacred cows and puts you firmly in the seat of moral authority! With the delicate interplay of two Eights generating friction, balance and self-awareness in your soul, you’ve neatly sidestepped the perceived need to run your decisions by perceived higher-ups. This card, when reversed, reveals one to be stepping out of existing power structures, including invisible ones which have discretely controlled you through your overactive superego. Now, you can take your throne back; for truly, the only people that matter in your decision-making process are you and God.

This weekend appears promising, if slightly destabilizing to relationships, institutions and beliefs that AREN’T aligned with your purpose. Stay on the straight and narrow, and keep your priorities focused on what you want to achieve. Banish any voices in your head that aren’t aligned with the Highest Possible Outcome, and trust your inner authority. You’ve proven yourself worthy by your efforts and your stamina.

Worried you’re a little off track? Get a reading!! Still grieving something that’s better off dead? Get a healing!! I’m available for either (or both!) Thursdays, Fridays and Sundays at Goddess Elite. Virtual (phone or Zoom) sessions available most days by arrangement, as are in-person sessions at my Berea office. DM me and let’s make it happen!

Deck: Inspired Neon Tarot
Friday: 8 of Pentacles
Saturday: 8 of Cups Rx
Sunday: The Hierophant Rx

02/12/2026

Crystals for Aquarius: Zodiac Series, Part 11 of 12
Is this Friday, February 13!
7-9pm at Goddess Elite!!

Aquarius is funky, free-spirited and futuristic. It’s also odd, outrageous and off-the-wall! Whether you find Aquarius visionary and refreshing, or disruptive and offensive, learning to integrate this eccentric air sign is crucial for everyone. Even if Aquarius isn’t your Sun sign, it’s SOMEWHERE in your astrology chart - and everywhere in the world of people you have to deal with. So make like an Aquarius and push the boundaries of your previous awareness!

This crystal class doubles as an astrology class - we’ll learn about the sign of Aquarius, its traits and talents, its challenges and drawbacks, and how to handle its qualities graciously in yourself and others. But wait, there’s more! We’ll study, work with and meditate upon six radical stones that will expand your consciousness and rock your world. Then we’ll send you home with all six stones, because Aquarius does what it wants, when it wants.

Crystals for Aquarius is Part 11 of 12 in our Zodiac Series! This astro-year of our monthly crystal class offerings will be entirely astrology-themed. Join us in March at Crystals for Pisces!

Cost is $35, which includes an extensive info packet and all six stones discussed in class. Respond to this message to RSVP, or sign up on Goddess Elite’s events page.

02/12/2026

🎩✨ Magic Hat Karaoke at Sacred Vortex ✨🎤

The mic appears… the crowd cheers… your song begins.

Magic Hat Karaoke is where legends are born (and first-timers become stars). Whether you’re belting ballads, dropping 90s hits, or just vibing with friends, this is your stage.

No alcohol.
No judgment.
Just pure joy, big energy, and the most loving crowd in Cleveland.

Sip kava.
Sip kombucha.
Sing your soul out.

🕘 9PM–1AM
📍 Sacred Vortex Teahouse & Kombuchery

Pull a little magic out of the hat and let it fly ✨

02/08/2026

Crystals for Aquarius: Zodiac Series, Part 11 of 12
Is next Friday, February 13!
7-9pm at Goddess Elite!!

Aquarius is funky, free-spirited and futuristic. It’s also odd, outrageous and off-the-wall! Whether you find Aquarius visionary and refreshing, or disruptive and offensive, learning to integrate this eccentric air sign is crucial for everyone. Even if Aquarius isn’t your Sun sign, it’s SOMEWHERE in your astrology chart - and everywhere in the world of people you have to deal with. So make like an Aquarius and push the boundaries of your previous awareness!

This crystal class doubles as an astrology class - we’ll learn about the sign of Aquarius, its traits and talents, its challenges and drawbacks, and how to handle its qualities graciously in yourself and others. But wait, there’s more! We’ll study, work with and meditate upon six radical stones that will expand your consciousness and rock your world. Then we’ll send you home with all six stones, because Aquarius does what it wants, when it wants.

Crystals for Aquarius is Part 11 of 12 in our Zodiac Series! This astro-year of our monthly crystal class offerings will be entirely astrology-themed. Join us in March at Crystals for Pisces!

Cost is $35, which includes an extensive info packet and all six stones discussed in class. Respond to this message to RSVP, or sign up on Goddess Elite’s events page.

02/06/2026

Weekend Forecast!!! (2/6/26)

“F**k bi***es, get money.” Your head is back in the game this weekend! Disillusioned by fake friends and annoying encounters, tired of being derailed by overwhelm and other people’s baggage, you may experience a resurgence of vitality and enthusiasm for your craft - professional or otherwise. Keeping it simple suddenly takes on a new appeal, along with turning an increasingly deaf ear toward the hectic drama of the outside world. Do what makes you (not other people) happy, and take pleasure in the small things. Increasingly, it becomes clear that all else is bu****it.

3 of Cups Rx may point to disgust and disillusionment within your current social circles. Maybe you’re tired of making excuses for people, tired of being taken for granted, tired of someone’s whack-ass energy - or all of the above. Refrain from being overly hasty to condemn, but don’t continue giving your precious energy to a situation that drains you. This card may also indicate betrayal, rejection, or feeling left out - so whether it happens to you or through you, the company you keep may be changing. What would it take to make your social life more aligned?

Ace of Pentacles indicates a gleeful yet grounded surge of healthy, enriching vitality! This is both the high point and the focal point of this week’s reading, strongly suggesting to stay in your lane and focus single-mindedly on your most important goals. Although your investment (of time, energy, money, attention, etc.) may be great at this time, and your returns only modest, let this not deter you from the pursuit of excellence. This Ace is a seed that will flourish if properly tended - but you gotta give it time to unfurl and start bearing fruits. Fortunately, your pet project will become much more interesting once you shut out the noise and commotion of the surrounding distractions. What is REALLY beckoning to you at this time?

10 of Wands Rx shows something (or perhaps a bunch of somethings) falling away from you, taking a load of stress and complications with them. Typically, this card appears for those brave and martyrous individuals who have been carrying too much of the collective or systemic burden for too long. In contrast with the teeming, emerging sprout represented by the Ace of Pentacles, 10 of Wands looks and feels like old growth - perhaps half-dead and sagging under its own weight. The reversal, then, can be seen as a graceful falling away of that which no longer serves, and which is better off surrendered. What is aching to retire in your life, to make way for what’s more zesty and relevant?

This weekend might be fraught with annoyance, if not mild devastation. But the major bright spot is figuring out what’s truly important in your life, and placing it where it’s always belonged - front and center, uncrowded and untrammeled. With your passions aligned with your actions, there’s a great chance for everything to work together beautifully, for you to look good doing so, and even, potentially, for a big financial payoff.

Need help with a difficult relationship? Get a reading!! Sloughing off old growth to make room for new shoots? Get a healing!! I’m available for either (or both!) every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at Goddess Elite. Virtual sessions available most days by appointment, as are in-person sessions at my Berea office. DM me and let’s grow together!

Deck: Stained Glass Tarot
Friday: 3 of Cups Rx
Saturday: Ace of Pentacles
Sunday: 10 of Wands Rx