12/19/2025
Weekend Forecast!!! (12/19/25)
It’s Judgement Day… again!!! The trumpet of destiny (not to be confused with the pick of destiny) blasts down upon us for the second time in three weeks… Just in time for Christmas! Make no mistake, the normal holiday hassles may look positively nostalgic compared to the s**t we’re in for this season. With the upturned Wheel of Fortune rolling precipitously behind Judgement, like a cosmic “wham, bam, thank you ma’am”, this year could end with a bang. At least we’ll be in good company…
4 of Wands Rx implores you to love the ones you’re with, even if they’re annoying. In fact, they may be the unwitting agents for the fatalistic f**kover that our Major Arcana brethren portend. You may find new love and tolerance for those you’ve previously dismissed and distained; you may even manage to pry open your Grinchy little heart a couple extra notches. Just as likely, you’ll be challenged by your loved (and tolerated) ones in ways you didn’t know were possible. Either way, this card reminds you that the holidays are about togetherness… in the sweetest and the bittersweetest of ways.
Judgement demands that you be on your best behavior. “He sees you when you’re sleeping / He knows when you’re awake / He knows if you’ve been bad or good / So be good, for goodness’ sake…” Obviously, this ain’t just about Santa Claus. Karma is coming down your chimney with magical swiftness, and it’s gonna be LOUD - look at the bell on that mo********er! This year has demanded a sacrifice, and if you haven’t paid your dues, the year-end may come to collect - with exorbitant interest rates attached (and threats of breaking your kneecaps). Now more than ever, it’s imperative to be impeccable. You never know which seemingly minor incident constitutes your final exam.
The Wheel Rx has saved the worst for last - woohoo!! Honestly, I don’t know what to tell you about this card, because it’s gonna land differently on everyone. For some, the “bad fortune” will be as inconsequential as traffic that delays your arrival to the office Christmas party, or infrastructure overload that delays your Amazon gift delivery till after the family present exchange. For others, it may spell a major falling-out with a favorite person, a catastrophic slip on black ice, a financial crisis, or the death of a loved one. Check your karma (see above), pray for mojo, and watch where the f**k you’re going - but also remember that not everything is about you. Whatever happens cannot force you to behave out of character, so take ownership of your responses to stimuli.
The holidays can bring out the best and the worst of people - and, apparently, of the cosmos. You may find yourself handsomely rewarded, or brutally sabotaged; surrounded by unexpected support and blessings, or rudely stripped of your throne and king. Remember, Capricorn season don’t f**king play. If it’s out of alignment, out of funding, or out of time, it’s likely to be yanked.
Confused and overwhelmed? Get a reading!! Need to offload holiday stress (or a lifetime’s worth of stress) fast? Get a healing!! You deserve a gift from yourself, too… and coming to see me is good for your karma! I’m available at Goddess Elite every Thursday (EXCEPT Christmas and New Year’s Day), Friday and Sunday. Virtual sessions available by appointment, as are in-person sessions at my Berea office, most days of the week.
Remember, readings and healings make great gifts - for you, or for anyone relatively open-minded on your list!
Deck: Arcanum Tarot
Friday: 4 of Wands Rx
Saturday: Judgement
Sunday: The Wheel [of Fortune] Rx
