02/11/2026
INTRODUCING...
Maisie J. Gullo, DPT (Dachshund Puppy Therapist)
Title: Junior Clinical Support Specialist
Tenure: 1 week (13 billable hours logged)
License: Emotional Support in All 50 States
Specialty: Tiny-bodied. Massive presence.
Professional Summary
Dynamic 12-week-old dachshund with a commanding presence disproportionate to physical stature. Brings bold energy, emotional intuition, and unapologetic main-character confidence to all clinical settings.
Operates under the belief that square footage does not determine impact.
Clinical Skills
• Somatic grounding via full-body sprawl
• Strategic eye