04/28/2026
🏆 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 🏆
Please join us in congratulating our hardest-working team member: The Vacuum Formerly Known as 50 Shades of Blue 💙🌀
She’s been with HPS since before the Titanic hit the iceberg, has survived approximately 14,000 snack crumbs, 72 mystery floor incidents, and at least one cord-related workplace hazard… and somehow, she is STILL going strong.
Does she make concerning noises? Occasionally.
Does she look like she’s seen things? Absolutely.
Does she clock in every day and suck it up better than the rest of us? Without question.
Reliable. Resilient. Slightly dusty. A true icon.
Congrats, Blue. You’ve earned this. 👏💙