11/28/2025
🕵️♂️ Functional Farm Edition
Wife’s out of town.
The mission? Keep the kids alive… and the animals fed.
Milk the cow. Soak the hay.
Measure magnesium, scoop cool calories, track electrolytes like it’s a lab order.
As a Functional Medicine doctor, I design personalized protocols all the time.
But this? This was next-level lifestyle medicine… with hooves.
It’s one thing to customize health plans for patients.
It’s another to execute a full nutritional protocol… on a farm.
Watch till the end — and tell me:
What’s your honey-do list look like?
Mine included bran ratios and goat-proofing a calf feeder.
— Dr. Elyaman