11/16/2025
While sorting through loads of clothing, trying to find something cute, a little jazzy (because let’s be honest, I never leave the house, so when I do it better be a moment), but also warm enough for a disrespectful 50-degree night that my Florida blood simply did not consent to… I snapped.
I’m standing there, clothes all over my closet, trying to get ready for Kaytranada - ready to shake a little something - and yet nothing in my closet wanted to cooperate. Every piece was giving: “Don’t pick me.” “I’m not the one.” “Girl.. not today.”
So yeah… after fighting for my life in a pile of fabric, I realized my closet has been keeping secrets and none of them were cute.
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