Axis Chiropractic

04/03/2026

We WILL have regular hours tomorrow on 4/4.

04/01/2026

We will be closing the doors for good officially on May 7th. I have a tremendous passion for Chiropractic, but my deepest passion and childhood dream was, and always has been, dancing to hip hop...professionally. I was accepted to a troupe of hip hop dancers that travel the US and perform in retirement communities! I appreciate all of you and have enjoyed serving you and your families! Onward to the next chapter of life. Keep dancing!
-Dr. Rob

03/30/2026

We'd like to thank Theo B. for this beautiful rendering of a bald Chiropractor adjusting a child!

You rock Theo! 🤘🏻🤘🏻😀🤣

03/26/2026

Grilling > Running 🤣🤣🤣

AMERICAN BACKYARD CARDIOVASCULAR INSTITUTE JUST DROPPED THE MOST GROUNDBREAKING STUDY OF THE DECADE

Men who stand at a propane grill holding tongs and doing absolutely nothing recorded resting heart rates 23% lower than marathon runners at peak training.

Key findings:
- Tong-holding posture + zero urgency → +31% parasympathetic nervous system dominance within 4 minutes of grill ignition
- Researchers identified a previously unknown mechanism they're calling "propane-induced sovereign male stillness" responsible for the cardiac effect
- The marathon runner control group averaged 58 BPM while visibly suffering. The grill guys averaged 44 BPM while flexing for no reason whatsoever

Lab quote: "The apron appears to function as a cortisol-blocking garment. We don't fully understand it and frankly we're a little threatened by it."

The tongs don't even need to be moving. One subject held them for 47 minutes without flipping a single thing and posted the best cardiovascular numbers we've recorded in a decade of research.

03/23/2026

We will be open until 4:30 today (3/23) and NO office hours tomorrow (3/24).....back at it Wednesday!

03/19/2026

Axis Chiropractic is your Badger basketball tourney headquarters 😀😀 🏀🏀🏀 Some Johnny's Pizza for round two, perhaps? If you don't like basketball or pizza....we're still here for your adjustment 💪💪🧠🧠😀😀

03/17/2026

Slainte! 🍻
Happy St. Patrick's Day 🍀☘️☘️☘️

03/16/2026

No PM hours today😬😬❄️❄️❄️

03/16/2026

Hey Gang. No office hours tomorrow (Monday) morning....afternoon hours are TBD ❄️❄️

03/04/2026

Hey Gang! We are so incredibly thankful for ALL of the referrals! Your trust means a lot! And WELCOME to all the new PATIENTS! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤓🤓🤓🤓🤩🤩🤩🤩

03/02/2026

SUPPLEMENT OF THE MONTH:

Creatine! Great for 🏋️‍♀️💪💪 BUT even better for the 🧠🧠🧠
It's one of the most studied supplements and studies indicate 10 mg for the BRAIN and 5 mg for the MUSCLES! No "loading" necessary!

02/26/2026

Tid Bit Tuesday
(Even though it's Thursday) 🤣🤣🤣

Know anyone with Parkinson's?
Here's a great exercise ⬇️⬇️⬇️