Arch Hero Massage

04/18/2026

Look for the to satisfy your at Quasar Drive-In and donate $5+ to the Multiple Sclerosis Association of America for a chance to win a FREE Hero's Massage!

04/02/2026

Please copy/paste the comment when you share! 😁

02/24/2026

Service animals are always welcome in accordance with the American Disability Act! 🎉

02/22/2026

New art in the parlor!
It says (in early 14th-century Florentine vernacular - the foundation of literary Italian), "Abandon all stress ye massaged here"
If you get the reference, say it in the comments! 😁

01/28/2026

A reminder we all need sometimes: Say it back!
Love isn’t unprofessional. It’s human.
You can't heal someone you hate
Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled!
See how I operate at ArchHeroMassage.com 😁

MoneylsTemporal WorkForSomethingGreater

01/26/2026

In my parlor, we'll start your session with hot tea or cold carbonated mineral water and I'll make sure I understand where you are especially feeling like you need the most work. I'll be sitting with you and we'll get to know each other before we get started so neither of us are working with a total stranger. Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled 😁

MoneylsTemporal WorkForSomethingGreater

01/12/2026

Stress isn’t just mental — it lives in your nervous system. Learn why crowds can be overwhelming and how intentional relaxation (like massage!) can help reset your system. Give me a call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled for a free consultation in my parlor with hot tea or cold carbonated mineral water! 😁

https://youtu.be/SX4HHkk0ydU?

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01/03/2026

Want to support me between appointments? Read my thoughts on Substack!

01/01/2026

New service available at ArchHeroMassage.com along with a page about eligibility for certain services and fine print about policies! Please read and share with someone you love! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled! Have a great day! 😁

01/01/2026

Same deal as last year! 😁
Thank you TO ALL who helped me to make my dream career real for my first full year working for YOU 🫵🏻!
Check out my website tomorrow for a NEW service probably not offered anywhere else!

This is a public reminder (to all who are under the mistaken impression that they owe me for any massage services) that your debt (real or imaginary) is forgiven and any Federal Reserve Notes received after today will be considered gifts.

Thank you for choosing Arch Hero Massage! 😁

12/15/2025

This is still true! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288 and I can get you scheduled 😁
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12/08/2025

Gift certificates available year round and I have openings this week if you need me! Call or txt me at 402-217-7288! 😁