Chronic Guru

Chronic Guru No gimmicks. No shortcuts. Just quality & real community — online & in person.
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We curate immersive events like paint nights & day parties at our lounges — or explore small-batch drops delivered to your door.

21+ | No med card needed | Nationwide shipping

11/18/2025

I got 1 solution to all my 99 problems! 😅😂

Who else is on the same vibe? 👇🙌

11/17/2025

The CRAZIEST Labubu event Orlando has ever seen is happening at Chronic Guru.

Step through the doors & into a prohibition-style underground Labubu rave.

Featuring:
🎧 Live DJ
🎨 Custom Labubu artists & vendors
✨ Labubu tattoo station
🤝 Trading tables
📸 Labubu mascot photo ops
🍸 Elevated drinks
🍃 premium pre-🧻s (iykyk 😉)

📆 Saturday, November 22 • 8PM

Tag a friend you’re bringing. 👇🔥

11/15/2025

I was on the floor with tweezers 2 seconds later 😅🕵️

You picking it or leaving it? 🤔👇

11/11/2025

Give your lungs a rest… 😅🫁

11/09/2025

Cheaper and still gets the job done! 😅😂

11/07/2025

Down for a night of free jamming with some seriously talented artists?

Join NIKO IS & Friends for a night of spontaneous music, elevated vibes, and pure creative flow.

✦ Featuring:
• 🎤 - lyrical innovator & vibe curator
• 🎶 — multi-instrumental genius
• ✨ Special guests dropping in all night

✦ What to Expect:
• Live, unfiltered jam sessions
• Elevated cocktails 🍸
• Premium pre-🧻 (iykyk)

✦ Event Details:
📍 Chronic Guru Downtown Orlando
🗓 Saturday, November 15th — same day as the Warped Tour
⏰ Doors open at 9PM

No script. No limits. Just music, motion, and magic. ✨

11/06/2025

🚨 Rule No.1: Puff, Puff, Pass Dude!

We call them hogs. What do you call them? 👇



Credit - .co - loved the concept!

11/01/2025

She said she’s got this… She lied! 😂😅

Who thinks they can do this with their partner? 👇

10/30/2025

One whiff and suddenly my whole attitude changes! 😂😅

10/28/2025

It tasted like earwax after 😳…
Haha jk 😊

Address

16 W Pine Street
Orlando, FL
32801

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 2am
Wednesday 11am - 2am
Thursday 11am - 2am
Friday 11am - 2am
Saturday 11am - 2am
Sunday 11am - 12am

Telephone

+14079845335

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