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We curate immersive events like paint nights & day parties at our lounges โ€” or explore small-batch drops delivered to your door.

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04/26/2026

No cause the onion was doing too much๐Ÿง๐Ÿง…

04/24/2026

Gotta get your grind up๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŒฑ

Bonsai and Blaze was a blast! Thank you to everyone who showed up to ๐‘ฎ๐’‚๐’“๐’…๐’†๐’ with us, and a special thank you to ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ˜If yo...
04/23/2026

Bonsai and Blaze was a blast! Thank you to everyone who showed up to ๐‘ฎ๐’‚๐’“๐’…๐’†๐’ with us, and a special thank you to ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ˜

If you missed out make sure to sign up for next weeks Bonsai & Blaze in DeLand!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ April 29th - DeLand Lounge | 7:00pm
๐Ÿ“146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tix + Details in Bio

Tree you there!๐ŸŒณ

04/22/2026

๐Ÿฆ•๐—ช๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—˜ ๐—ง๐—ข ๐—๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—– ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ž๐Ÿฆ– ... ***que theme song***

Join us for the ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘ ๐‰๐ฎ๐ซ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐œ ๐๐š๐ซ๐ค ๐’๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  at our DeLand Lounge with elevated drinks๐Ÿน, popcorn๐Ÿฟ, and the encapsilating prohibition-style vibes perfect for a night out!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธApril 24 | 8PM | DeLand Lounge

๐Ÿ“ 146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720, USA

04/21/2026

๐ƒ๐Ž๐๐“ ๐๐„ ๐€ ๐‰๐Ž๐Š๐„... Pull up to ๐‘ช๐’๐’Ž๐’†๐’…๐’š ๐‘ต๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•

Join us at Chronic Guru ๐—˜๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฌ Tuesday for Comedy Night with and

Sip on elevated cocktails, soak in the big laughs, and letโ€™s spark up your evening with good vibes and great company.

๐Ÿ—“๏ธEvery Tuesday | Orlando Lounge | 8:30 PM

Share this with your Comedic Duo๐Ÿ‘ฏ

04/20/2026

Thank you for everyone who sent us photos! your love and support makes us who we are๐Ÿ’š

Happy 420๐ŸŒฑ

#420

04/19/2026

Burlesque! with a live band ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ 

are back at again with a special guest for some live music!

Expect:
๐ŸธProhibition style lounge vibes
๐ŸนElevated Cocktails
๐ŸŽถ Live music from a band
๐Ÿ‘ A night of elegance, artistry, & the allure of the angels of

๐Ÿ—“๏ธApril 25th | Orlando Lounge | 9pm-11pm

๐Ÿ“16 W Pine St, Orlando, FL 32801

Come early to score the best seats in house๐Ÿ˜

04/18/2026

I swear I didn't even touch a thing ๐Ÿ˜

04/17/2026

๐Ÿšจ๐†๐ซ๐š๐› ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐’๐ž๐š๐ญ ๐š๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐š๐ข & ๐๐ฅ๐š๐ณ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ!๐ŸŒฑโœจ

Join us for a Guided bonsai-building workshop where you can take home your own bonsai tree! Along with that you will also receive a complimentary ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’จ, 2 elevated mixed drinks๐Ÿน, along side many drink โœจspecialsโœจ through the night!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ April 22nd - Orlando Lounge | 7:00pm
๐Ÿ“16 W Pine St, Orlando, FL 32801

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ April 29th - DeLand Lounge | 7:00pm
๐Ÿ“146 N Woodland Blvd, DeLand, FL 32720

๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tix + Details in Bio

Tree you there!๐ŸŒณ

04/16/2026

cause I stg if Liquid Diamonds flunks again its gonna be onsite

04/15/2026

๐ŸคฃAll jokes aside... during happy hour, you'll get the full drinks๐Ÿคค

โœจ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ญ๐‘ฌ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ผ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ ๐‘ถ๐‘ต ๐‘ถ๐‘ผ๐‘น ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘น๐‘จ๐‘ดโœจIn the upcoming observance of 4/20, we'd love to take a chance to recognize ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จDM us your ...
04/14/2026

โœจ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ญ๐‘ฌ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ผ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ ๐‘ถ๐‘ต ๐‘ถ๐‘ผ๐‘น ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘จ๐‘ฎ๐‘น๐‘จ๐‘ดโœจ

In the upcoming observance of 4/20, we'd love to take a chance to recognize ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ

DM us your favorite Chronic Guru picture and you'll be featured on 4/20 post as a thank you for everyone who makes Chronic Guru who we are!

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