11/25/2025
✨ Meet the Staff: Troy ✨
Troy has been here longer than anyone else—basically, the building showed up and said, “Guess I live with Troy now.” He’s VERY behind the scenes and a little mysterious… kind of like Batman, if Batman’s superpower was insurance billing, spreadsheets, and an unhealthy relationship with Excel. If you’ve been here a while, you might’ve caught a glimpse of him; if you’re new, you’ve probably only heard the myths whispered around the break room.
Troy is our resident coder and billing wizard. He makes sure everyone gets charged correctly and that insurance companies get exactly what they deserve (no more, no less). He also keeps the doctors honest with their notes—basically, he’s the quiet enforcer of accuracy and order.
Fun Facts about Troy
• In his free time, Troy loves kayaking. Give him a kayak, a paddle, and a body of water, and he’ll disappear faster than your motivation on a Monday morning.
• He’s a photography pro—point him toward a lighthouse, a sunset, or anything vaguely scenic, and he’s in his zone. 📸
• He flies drones for fun, which really just means he gets to spy on all of us from above “for the art.”
• He collects shot glasses from everywhere—so if you go on vacation and forget to bring one back, don’t worry… he’ll find out. 👀
• He’s also the office chef, known for his legendary Arroz con Gandules. When he doesn’t bring leftovers, morale drops instantly.
✨ Whether he’s debugging the system, soaring above the trees, or feeding the hungry masses, Troy’s our behind-the-scenes superhero—quiet, mysterious, and powered by equal parts rice and Wi-Fi. ✨