12/17/2025
Weâve had a lot of fun over here celebrating a few of our âiTS SUPERlative Awardâ winning athletes: Football Edition. And now, the moment youâve all been waiting for (donât lie, youâve been curious to see who won the biggest prize) iTS time to announce the ULTIMATE season MVPâ the iTS Heisman winnerâŚ
Congratulations, ME!!
Listen, I donât win awards. Ever. Why? Not ever good enough to win anything. So, Iâm in charge and I say I win. Pro tip: All you have to do is create your own contest and you can win, too! I should have done this a long time ago so I could see what it feels like to be voted as a #1 pick. (It feels great!)
Why did I choose me? I feel like giving up every day off, staying late, going in early, being the hype man (and the trollâitâs all about balance), absorbing the anxious energy, carrying the teams to victory, and doing it all with a stunning combination of charisma, sass, humor, and intelligent insight led me to be the obvious choice.
And I didnât even mention the snacks, the donuts, the pizzasâŚ
(Besides, you should see my superb athletic abilities. I have a hell of an armâcoaches are constantly asking if I have eligibility left.)
Just like the rest of âem, this is as much as I get with this award. My very own shout-out written by me, for me. I shall now go and enjoy this win.
** youâre just a junior. Donât feel like a loser.**
.coffey18