01/26/2026
So super grateful for all the patrons and traffic coming to Fifth Element Massage&Wellness (FEM&W) MM40439!
Here’s a few Q&A’s
Yes! We’re by appointment, only. (Insert happy dance)🕺
There’s currently 6 independent healthcare providers working under this umbrella; we all have our own prices, services, scheduling and booking policies...
(Yes! That’s super annoying when you’re trying to get a foot in here; but there are businesses cards for you to grab in the lobby, plus these cell phone things we have in our hands that are, literally, walking / talking/ listening encyclopedias & …
Yes, Yes! We do Business cards here! We’re old - school like that; no website, other than this FB page, that more than likely creates more questions & …
yes, yes, yes! I know that this isn’t a proper “website,” FEM&W doesn’t need one and we are all ok with that! The providers here that want them, have them!! Thanks though, Yelp and Linked In! (Y’all need to take better notes)
Yes! We are aware of “lost business potential,” but every one of us is as booked as we want to be. Aside from inflation and our healthcare system, maybe a few other things, we are living The American (business) Dream!!!! We aren’t machines; we’re hoomans doing manual labor, who have personal lives with personal success & problems, with (mostly) professional accountability and transparency.
Yes, Patrons! We will disappoint you at some point(s) in this business cycle. I promise you, this is a synergistic relationship for us both 😉
But Heyyy!!! Just remember, when you’re upset with your local businesses:
“C’s make degrees!”
“A ppl teach B ppl how to work for C ppl”
“If you can do better, go on! Dont taco-bout it …
Burrito-bout it!”
And the person doing these posts at FEM&W knows the difference between:
your and you’re
Two, too and to
There, theyre and their
(That goes a long way these days, eh?!)
…choice is always yours 🙂
Also, if you’re a healthcare provider looking to BYOB (be your own boss) this umbrella is your answer!! Come here to increase your take home $, decrease workplace politics (assuming you can timely pay rent, have some grit in the game & can follow FL DOH rules and regz, just like the adult your licenses and certifications say you are!! 😉
Thank you for this PSA! Stay warm and remember to drip your faucet; just Juan is all you need!!!!ys
