12/06/2025
🎙️ [Dramatic narrator voice]
In a world where wellness is confusing, supplements multiply overnight, and everyone is a guru … one woman steps into the spotlight she never asked for.
✨ Episode 1: Holly vs. Her Genes
Alright y’all… I’ve finally given in.
Yes. I’m conforming.
Apparently my client base wants me on social media. I don’t know who told y’all this face and this Texas accent were ready for public consumption, but here we are.
And because it’s Christmas—and even the kids who eat paste get presents—I’m dragging you with me on this wild health journey.
🎬 SCIENCE ALERT:
I got gene testing done with NutrĂ-Biome ($350 yes we offer this through our office), partnered with our beloved Systemic Formulas, and let me tell you… this was NO cutesy BuzzFeed quiz.
They took my raw gene data, analyzed it like CSI: Wellness Unit, and handed me:
• My Top 20 Gene Traits (aka “Here’s why you are the way you are, sweetheart”)
• Deep dives on each trait
• Supplement recommendations customized to my DNA
• Dietary notes so clear even my inner gremlin can follow them
Boom. Mic drop. DNA doesn’t lie.
Now here’s where it gets spicy:
🔥 I’m stopping all my usual supplements.
Yep. ALL of them.
My 5-year DIY regimen is going on sabbatical. Except my hormone creams because we need to keep everyone safe 🫣
Instead, I’m ONLY taking what my genes recommend for the next three months.
Nothing extra.
Nothing “just in case.”
Nothing “but I like the pretty bottle.”
For 90 days, my body is the experiment.
Will I feel amazing?
Will my autoimmune issues chill out?
Will I become a genetically optimized unicorn?
OR will my genes be like, “Girl… no.”
We’re about to find out.
If you want to watch this chaos-meets-science documentary unfold, hop aboard and please interact with questions and thoughts.
If not, keep scrollin’ and have a fantastic freakin’ day 🤍