Witches for Bernie

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Our moon friends are back! If you also worship the Moon (and Saturn), then head to my latest Substack post for a super s...
04/11/2026

Our moon friends are back! If you also worship the Moon (and Saturn), then head to my latest Substack post for a super secret link to order your Moon, Saturn, and Chiron focused reparenting reading - it will heal your inner child, build up a strong inner parent, and teach your inner critic to S**U (as only our celestial friends can do!) 🌚

Venus day round-up: victimless crimes edition!
04/10/2026

Venus day round-up: victimless crimes edition!

literally what even is this timeline?!!? This Mars ingress has hands!
04/10/2026

literally what even is this timeline?!!? This Mars ingress has hands!

Literally me, every single time 😍new Substack post dropped this AM, go check it out and make sure you’re on my email lis...
04/09/2026

Literally me, every single time 😍

new Substack post dropped this AM, go check it out and make sure you’re on my email list, if you love the moon as much as I do! 🌗❤️‍🔥🥹

unprecedented times call for brand new sentences 🫨
04/07/2026

unprecedented times call for brand new sentences 🫨

crashing and burning right before your 250th birthday 🥲 so relatable!
04/07/2026

crashing and burning right before your 250th birthday 🥲 so relatable!

just a lunar witch crying about the Moon on Moonday 🥹 no but really, learning to live by the moon cycles and figuring ou...
04/06/2026

just a lunar witch crying about the Moon on Moonday 🥹 no but really, learning to live by the moon cycles and figuring out what my natal moon needs changed my life! if you’re interested in learning more about your personal moon placement, you’ll learn priceless lessons with my one-of-a-kind astrology reading that unpacks your Moon, Saturn, and Chiron placements (and their roles in reparenting) 🌗🕯️💞

nbd just providing therapy to widowers and anxious neurodivergents and then crying on my lunch hour about humanity’s cap...
04/06/2026

nbd just providing therapy to widowers and anxious neurodivergents and then crying on my lunch hour about humanity’s capacity to both love and commit heinous acts of terror, all at once. hbu, wyd?

Good morning/afternoon/evening to everyone with pattern recognition that also clocks narcissists by their enduring abili...
04/06/2026

Good morning/afternoon/evening to everyone with pattern recognition that also clocks narcissists by their enduring ability to ruin holidays and special occasions, you’re in good company here! 🔥🕯️🧿

If you’re recovering from being raised by someone like this, my Reparenting natal chart readings are available for purchase!

Hold tight, sweet hearts. We’re all in this together. 🔥🕯️🧿
04/03/2026

Hold tight, sweet hearts. We’re all in this together. 🔥🕯️🧿

04/03/2026

Hi, this is terrifying, f*ck Israel and these platforms using tech for evil instead of good!!! 🔥⚔️🧿

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Apple will soon be able to listen to silent speech. They recently acquired q.ai, an Israeli startup, for $2B. Here’s how it works and why it could be a serious privacy concern in the future.

The death rattle of the patriarchy is growing louder. Chiron has been in Aries since 2018, working hard to rewrite and e...
04/03/2026

The death rattle of the patriarchy is growing louder. Chiron has been in Aries since 2018, working hard to rewrite and expose toxic masculinity and the structures that are infused with it. Send this to any MAGA supporters remaining in your life (if there are any still!).

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Three women swiftly discarded.

Karoline Leavitt, publicly mocked by the man she lies for every single day.

Kristi Noem, “devastated” by her husband’s secret life … the one he was living inside the world she was busy legislating out of existence.
Pam Bondi, reportedly about to be fired for not covering up the Epstein files well enough.
This is not a coincidence. This is the system working exactly as designed.

I’ve written before about what I call the Bad Apple Woman…the woman who enforces the patriarchy’s rules on other women, believing her compliance will protect her.

It won’t. It never does.

When you carry water for the patriarchy, you don’t get exempted from the patriarchy. You become the most efficient instrument of it. And when you’re worn out or inconvenient or just not interesting anymore, the system sets you down and looks for the next woman willing to pick up the weight.

No loyalty returned. Just, next.

I don’t feel sorry for these women. But I do want the men they protect suffer the consequences too.

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