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Could’ve been a joke, instead it’s reality! 🥹2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings available with 50/50 payment opti...
11/27/2025

Could’ve been a joke, instead it’s reality! 🥹

2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings available with 50/50 payment option for the next week! 🩷💞💝

If you’re not on my Substack and getting emails, what are you waiting for??? Subscribe there for monthly readings AND ac...
11/26/2025

If you’re not on my Substack and getting emails, what are you waiting for??? Subscribe there for monthly readings AND access your 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings for your rising sign!!!

These unique readings are expanded from this past year’s version and are 27 pages (up from 13 pages for 2025!) and are officially available for pre-order for the next week, for anyone in need of a payment plan option!

Put $100 down as a deposit, make your second/final payment in two weeks, and receive it in your inbox within two days!

I have been pretty quiet over here while working hard on them for the past month and am soooo excited for y’all to receive them!

The 2026 readings include more details than ever about how the new/full moons, retrogrades, and HUGE outer planet transits will impact your specific (Whole Sign!) charts!

February 2026 and July 2026 are ESPECIALLY months, thanks to the collective transits. My Role in the Revolution crew will ABSOLUTELY want to see how those transits are playing out in your chart and how to use the energy!

If you’re curious and ready to gift yourself a reading 🎁, then head to the 🔗: 🕊️🕯️🧿

FREE LUIGI shirts are still available in my shop, perfect holiday gift for the Luigi lover in your life (including yours...
11/26/2025

FREE LUIGI shirts are still available in my shop, perfect holiday gift for the Luigi lover in your life (including yourself!) 💚💚💚 🔗:

2026 Year Ahead astrology tarot readings (27-page PDF delivered to your inbox) are also available, with a payment plan option available for the next week! ✨🔮🧿

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The defense has submitted a new filing to Judge Carro requesting several measures ahead of the upcoming hearing. These include:
1. Prohibiting the use of LM’s alleged notebook writings, as well as any other notes or testimony related to their contents.
2. Redacting all personal information belonging to LM to protect his privacy.
3. Allowing LM to remain unshackled during the hearing to ensure his full participation in his defense.
4. Authorizing the defense to call two officers from the Altoona Police Department as witnesses.

11/24/2025

This is a people-powered movement! Control where your money goes, this holiday season! 💸💸💸

If you’re not on my Substack and getting emails, I have some good news to look forward to, in these wild times. 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings for your rising sign are expanded from this last year (27 pages!) and are officially available for pre-order, for anyone in need of a payment plan option! Put $100 down, make your second/final payment in two weeks, and receive it in your inbox within two days! I have been working soooo hard on them and am soooo excited for y’all to receive more details about how the new/full moons, retrogrades, and HUGE outer planet transits will impact your specific (Whole Sign!) charts! If you’re in, head to the 🔗: 🕊️🕯️🧿

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Hundreds of community members are freezing sales at Home Depot in Monrovia, CA, by buying and returning 17 cent ice scrapers in protest of allowing Home Depot’s lots to be hunting grounds for immigrant workers and their customers. We love to see it! Video:

‘Tis the season (to boycott Amazon, Home Depot, and Target while supporting small businesses instead!) 🎄💸🕊️Want to suppo...
11/24/2025

‘Tis the season (to boycott Amazon, Home Depot, and Target while supporting small businesses instead!) 🎄💸🕊️

Want to support this small business and treat yourself to a 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot reading? My books are officially open and you can pre-order yours by placing a 50% deposit: I recommend ordering before next week’s Gemini new moon, if you need to use the payment plan option! 🔮💞✨

is the great equalizer. He has the swag. His personality is tea. His stars and cards align to open doors. I’m in awe. 😍...
11/21/2025

is the great equalizer. He has the swag. His personality is tea. His stars and cards align to open doors. I’m in awe. 😍

If you’re not on my Substack and getting emails, I have some news to look forward to, in these wild times. 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings for your rising sign are expanded from this last year (27 pages!) and are officially available for pre-order, for anyone in need of a payment plan option! Put $100 down, make your second/final payment in two weeks, and receive it in your inbox within two days! I have been working hard on them and am soooo excited for y’all to receive more details about how the new/full moons, retrogrades, and HUGE outer planet transits will impact your specific (Whole Sign!) charts! If you’re in, head to the 🔗: 🕊️🕯️🧿

Btw my tarot readings predicted Mamdani’s primary AND general win so 🫖 keep that in mind!

Yo, wtf 😬 If you’re not on my Substack and getting emails, I have some news to look forward to, in these wild times. 202...
11/21/2025

Yo, wtf 😬

If you’re not on my Substack and getting emails, I have some news to look forward to, in these wild times. 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings for your rising sign are expanded from this last year (27 pages!) and are officially available for pre-order, for anyone in need of a payment plan option! Put $100 down, make your second/final payment in two weeks, and receive it in your inbox within two days! I have been working hard on them and am soooo excited for y’all to receive more details about how the new/full moons, retrogrades, and HUGE outer planet transits will impact your specific (Whole Sign!) charts! If you’re in, head to the 🔗: 🕊️🕯️🧿

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No political fidelity just pomp and posture. Their only conviction is to corruption.

NC has SERIOUSLY been fighting back against ICE this week, I’m so proud of y’all! 🥹 now, let’s get the cryptids involved...
11/19/2025

NC has SERIOUSLY been fighting back against ICE this week, I’m so proud of y’all! 🥹 now, let’s get the cryptids involved, tonight’s Scorpio new moon is ready to play hide-and-seek with some members of 🧊 🕳️ 😏

I never got to try 4loko and I’m still bitter about it btw (Scorpio dark moon vibes) 🌑 ♏️ 🌚 I’m slide 8 and 11 today btw...
11/19/2025

I never got to try 4loko and I’m still bitter about it btw (Scorpio dark moon vibes) 🌑 ♏️ 🌚

I’m slide 8 and 11 today btw hbu?

Btw 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings are coming in December ($200 for 27 pages omg wtf they’re unhinged!) and if you need a 50/50 payment plan it’s opening up tomorrow! Make sure to be on my Substack subscribers list to get the email (and check your other tabs if you use gmail, in case it slips into your ‘promotions’ tab bc of me using the forbidden word ‘sale’ 🤫)

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Pouring one out for my Moon-Pluto in Scorpio brethren, we were both made for this type of energy while also not deservin...
11/18/2025

Pouring one out for my Moon-Pluto in Scorpio brethren, we were both made for this type of energy while also not deserving of it! 🖤😘🕳️

Sunday night moment of zen, bc I went to an aerial sound bath this afternoon and feel like a pile of goo after spending ...
11/16/2025

Sunday night moment of zen, bc I went to an aerial sound bath this afternoon and feel like a pile of goo after spending an hour suspended in the air listening to crystal bowls playing 🧘‍♀️🎶💤

Lots of rest in between working on your 2026 Year Ahead astrology/tarot readings! They’re my longest ones yet and are going to blow you out of the water when you receive them ($200 with a payment plan special dropping for the cazimi later this week, or receive a monthly drop by subscribing to my Substack!) 🕊️🕯️🧿

My personal boycott list keeps growing longer and longer, anyone else in the same boat? I’ve gone well over a year witho...
11/16/2025

My personal boycott list keeps growing longer and longer, anyone else in the same boat? I’ve gone well over a year without supporting Starbucks and am coming up on 10 months without shopping at Target! Maybe a decade without McDonald’s and the only thing I’ve bought at Walmart in that timeframe is a seed starting kit back in the early days of the pandemic. I left Spotify when Neil Young did and I finally got rid of Amazon Prime when my annual subscription ended earlier this summer (but cut WAY back making purchases long before that). I have a handful or two of small businesses that I support consistently, along with several nonprofits and local political candidates that get a monthly donation from me, too. Every little bit adds up! 🕊️🕯️🧿

Want to support my small business on a budget? Would you consider subscribing to my Substack for $8/month? Every subscription makes a difference to me and I have a ton of posts you’ll unlock access to, once you do! 🔗: 💞💞💞

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Sometimes there actually is ethical consumption under capitalism. When we opt into spending whatever money we have to spend on things we care about, we genuinely help build the post-capitalist world we want to see. (Well, maybe not *exactly* that world, considering that the ideal one would also be post-scarcity 🖖🏾). Prioritizing more-ethical spending might not topple the empire, but it still matters.

Wondering where Google and their ilk are? See our previous post “anticapitalist guide to the internet”

This is not meant to be comprehensive! The evil entities listed are not ALL of the evil entities! The replacements provided are not the only options, just the easiest ones (probably!)

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