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Yettisays.com is uncensored truth sometimes served with a side of wit, sarcasm and a few curse words. There will be wisdom, there will be complaints, there will be reviews, and there will be break-throughs. There will be stories, there will be lessons learned, but throughout it all, it will be honest, raw and unedited truths. There will be no holding back or catering to the masses who feel uncomfortable with the musings and day to day chronicles of a 20-something-yr-old. I’m here to share, and hopefully you’ll take a little something with you, and if not? I mean, where else will you find a millennial of a refreshing candor, willing to share their nitty gritty life expectations, failures and success, so eloquently but frank? I’ll let you think about that.

02/05/2026

Let them side-eye. Let them whisper. Let them not get it.

Self-acceptance is choosing your curiosity, creativity, and desires over approval from people who aren’t living your life anyway. It’s deciding that being misunderstood is safer than abandoning yourself.

Because the real fear isn’t being judged.
It’s shrinking yourself to stay palatable for people who don’t pay your bills, don’t invest in your joy, and won’t be there when it’s time to live with the consequences of your choices.

You don’t need to be louder. Or more confident. Or “ready.”
You just need to stop letting other people’s comfort dictate what you do with your one wild, precious life.

This is the kind of moment a Dream Girl Audit is made for. One focused session where we cut through the noise, name what’s actually blocking you, and map out next steps that make sense for your real life, not a fantasy version of you.

Link’s in my bio.

01/27/2026

No one said becoming your Dream Girl was going to be easy or sexy, but I promise you if you implement this ONE habit now, you’ll start getting closer to her on a consistent basis.

The habit?
🗣️ KEEP THE MOTHERF*CKING PROMISES YOU MAKE TO YOURSELF.

I’m so serious.

That’s how confidence gets built in real life. That’s how your nervous system learns you’re safe to trust. That’s how your goals stop living in your Notes app and start showing up in your calendar, your routines, and your decisions.

So this week, pick one habit you want to build or one pattern you’re ready to disrupt and track it for 7 days. If you need help figuring out what that should be, take the 2-minute Dream Girl Archetype Quiz (comment QUIZ or hit the link in bio). It’ll show you the patterns you’re operating from and the strengths you can actually leverage. Yes, your superpowers, because you absolutely have those too.

After the 7 days, check in with yourself. Did you show up every day? Most days? Where did you finesse yourself a little? If you’re ready for your next move, shoot me a DM and I’ll help you map it out.

Let’s start moving like we matter. Your Dream Girl is waitinnnngggggg.

01/26/2026

Speaking of patterns… I created the Dream Girl Archetype Quiz to help you see the pattern you default to when you’re stressed, stretching, or scared, and the empowered version of you that’s ready to take the lead instead.

Once you can name your pattern, you stop shaming yourself and start working with yourself strategically.

If you’ve ever felt like you’re self-aware but still stuck in the same loops, this will give you language, direction, and a much cleaner starting point.

Go take the quiz, beloved. Link is in my bio or comment QUIZ.

And when you get your result, come tell me what resonated. I love seeing which archetype people land in and what clicks for them immediately.

01/22/2026

I’m about to p**s you off 🫣 (sorry in advance):

Most of y’all are not inconsistent. You’re just consistently being an enemy of your own progress 🙃.

You’re consistently breaking the promises you make to yourself.
You’re consistently letting self-doubt and fear sit in the driver seat.
And you’re consistently auditioning for the same old life you swear you’re tired of.

At some point, we have to stop romanticizing potential and start taking responsibility for how we actually move day to day. Because your identity isn’t what you hope yourself to be. It’s who you show up as. Every. Single. Day.

So, if you say you want peace, stop re-entering situations you already prayed your way out of.
If you say you want structure, stop raw-dogging your mornings and wondering why your day owns you.

And if you keep hitting the same wall, it’s not laziness, bookie. It’s a pattern you haven’t clocked yet.

So here are your next steps to get you consistent about the RIGHT things:
1. Hop your b***y into the comments and declare: “I am exactly who I say I am.”
2. Take the Dream Girl Archetype Quiz to discover your special sauce and the patterns that keep blocking it.
3. Sign up for a FREE Dream Girl Audit so you and I can build a real plan to STOMP OUT one of those habits.

Links are in my bio. You know… if you’re actually serious about making changes in your life. (Don’t be mad at me! I said this was love 🫶🏾😂)

01/01/2026

Happy New Year, boo!

Let’s normalize both celebrating what we’re carrying INTO the new year and reflecting on what we’re leaving behind.

You made it through 2025. You built something. Even if it doesn’t feel like it yet, the growth happened whether you were paying attention or not.

So chill out a bit on all the lists of everything you need to fix about yourself, and ask yourself: what if I’m already enough? How can I love and accept who I am right now AND still intentionally evolve into everything I want and deserve?

What if the life you journal about, that vision you carry in your mind’s eye… what if you’re already worthy of it AND capable of creating it?

2026 isn’t about becoming someone new. It’s about becoming more of who you already are while stepping into what’s already yours.

That’s the energy we’re bringing into this year. And in case you need a reminder, head over to my stories to take the dream girl pledge for 2026!

#2026

12/07/2025

You keep forgetting who you are, boo. And I need you to believe me when I say you’re everything.

The issue isn’t your ability. It’s the way you second guess how amazing you are, then turn around and accept the bare minimum like it’s all that’s available. It’s not.

Do you see the disconnect?

You are not plain white rice.
You’re jollof rice cooked to perfection, the pot everybody is fighting over, the dish that shifts the whole table the moment it arrives.

And deep down, you know that.
You feel that version of you tapping you on the shoulder, asking you to stop acting like you are less than what you are.
She wants to take up space.
She wants to choose herself on purpose.
She wants a life that reflects the woman she has worked so hard to grow into, not the watered down version she created out of fear.

If you are done shrinking, done guessing, and done living on spiritual and emotional leftovers, come work with me.
My coaching is not about fixing you. It is about helping you rise into the woman you already are, the woman you journal about, the woman you know you are meant to be.

If you are ready to step into her, the link in my bio is waiting for you.

11/24/2025

I’m going to hold your hand as I say this, you are not running out of time! And whoever is telling me that you are behind… Tell them to go kick rocks. Tell them Coach Yetti said it. Come fight me 😂.

Let me be real for a sec:I’ve been getting a whole lot of side-eye in the DMs for sharing my joy out loud.I completely u...
11/20/2025

Let me be real for a sec:

I’ve been getting a whole lot of side-eye in the DMs for sharing my joy out loud.

I completely understand that not everyone is in the same place on their journey, but somewhere along the way we got to this weird place where being triggered by someone else’s happiness became acceptable to openly shame them for it.

So let me tell you this, I’m not shrinking for anybody. This year I’ve learned to feel my joy as intensely as I used to feel my pain, and I’m not going to apologize for it.

If my happiness triggers you, love, maybe it’s an invitation to go and find your own 🤷🏾‍♀️.

11/16/2025

You deserve a life that feels supportive, not heavy. One that leaves room for joy, rest, softness, and care. Not just productivity, survival mode, or proving yourself.

Start treating yourself like someone worth tending to.
Speak life into your reflection.
Celebrate what’s working.
Nurture what needs love.
Choose habits that refill you.
Say yes to what expands you.
Say no without guilt.

If you’re ready to actually live from that energy and not just repost it, my 1:1 coaching spots are open. Right now you’ll get $444 off, and if you choose the paid-in-full option, you’ll get a full bonus month of private coaching added on.

Comment YETTEMBER and I’ll send you the link.

11/09/2025

𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲 ✨

Today, I’m celebrating me. Another year of lessons, healing, rebuilding, and becoming.

This birthday isn’t about the candles or the cake.
It’s about the growth that bloomed from every season I thought would take me out 😅.

The truth is, the journey is the blessing.
The process. The pauses. The uncertainty.
That’s where strength is built.
That’s where you’ll found yourself over and over again.

For me? I’m not chasing the reward anymore. I’m embracing the becoming.

So here’s to grace, growth, and glowing through it all.
And here’s to me. Because I did the damn thing this year!

Clap for me, y’all. This summer I’ve been experimenting with my natural hair. Normally she’s chilling in braids, locs, b...
09/10/2025

Clap for me, y’all. This summer I’ve been experimenting with my natural hair. Normally she’s chilling in braids, locs, buns, or under a head wrap. But with endometriosis messing with my iron levels and my hair coming out in clumps, I had no choice but to give her some real attention.

Yes, it’s a lot of work. Yes, I plan my wash days around when I have to shoot content or be out in the streets. Yes, I still would rather be in a protective hairstyle. But my aunt and my best friends have been helping me to figure out “life with natural hair,” and I’m growing more and more fond of her as I learn her.

Now if you see me in braids or a sew-in come next month, mind your business, but until then … CLAP FOR ME LOL.

You say you want the glow up, the life you deserve, the confidence, the “bad b***h era..”⁠⁠But do you even know who that...
09/10/2025

You say you want the glow up, the life you deserve, the confidence, the “bad b***h era..”⁠

But do you even know who that version of you is?⁠

That’s where your Dream Girl comes in. ⁠

Your Dream Girl is simply your next level self. ⁠

The version of you operating as her highest and greatest self. She’s not a trend, not a social media aesthetic, and definitely not “that girl” TikTok and YouTube tried to sell you. She’s the woman you’re building toward, rooted in your values, desires, and goals. (And, I hate that I even have to say this: but all of those things should be personal to YOU!)⁠

… Did I hit a nerve with this one? GOOD. That means it’s time to stop copying vibes that were never yours and start creating the blueprint for your own damn life.⁠

And here’s the secret: the more clearly you define her, the easier it is to make choices that align with her. Instead of chasing random routines and vibes that don’t stick, you’ll finally have a map for your life, not someone else’s.⁠

So grab your journal this week and start putting words, vision, and detail around your Dream Girl. Because if you don’t define her, you’ll keep spinning in circles trying to become something that was never yours to begin with.⁠

👉🏾 And if you’re ready to go deeper with me, this is exactly what we do inside my 1:1 coaching. Together, we’ll pull your Dream Girl out of your head and make her a clear, motivating vision you can actually work toward. DM me “Dream Girl” if you’re ready.⁠

Have you defined the next level version of yourself!

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