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Yettisays.com is uncensored truth sometimes served with a side of wit, sarcasm and a few curse words. There will be wisdom, there will be complaints, there will be reviews, and there will be break-throughs. There will be stories, there will be lessons learned, but throughout it all, it will be honest, raw and unedited truths. There will be no holding back or catering to the masses who feel uncomfortable with the musings and day to day chronicles of a 20-something-yr-old. I’m here to share, and hopefully you’ll take a little something with you, and if not? I mean, where else will you find a millennial of a refreshing candor, willing to share their nitty gritty life expectations, failures and success, so eloquently but frank? I’ll let you think about that.

03/29/2026

GO DO THE THING, FRIEND! I will if you will 😉

What’s something you’d do RIGHT NOW if you weren’t afraid people would judge you?

7 years self-harm free. That’s the milestone. And every year I get to say that number out loud, I think about what actua...
03/29/2026

7 years self-harm free. That’s the milestone. And every year I get to say that number out loud, I think about what actually made it possible.

People hear “routines” and think planners. Productivity. Getting more done. But my routines have never just been about that. They’ve been about stability. Giving myself something solid to stand on when everything inside me feels unstable.

My morning workout isn’t just for my body. The journaling isn’t just to clear my head. The affirmations and mirror talk aren’t just an exercise. Every single habit I built is an act of choosing myself — on the days I want to and especially on the days I don’t.

That’s what living like your Dream Girl really looks like. A life with enough structure holding it together that the hard days don’t take you all the way out. Something solid to return to, every single time.

And this is exactly what I see happen with my clients. They come to me thinking they need a better schedule. What they find is that the right routines start doing something deeper: regulating their nervous system, rebuilding their self-trust, giving them real evidence that they can show up for themselves. The structure becomes the foundation their Dream Girl stands on.

That’s what we’re getting into at the free masterclass on March 30th at 7PM ET. Come learn how to build routines that actually hold you.

Head to the link in my bio to register or comment MASTERCLASS and I’ll send it straight to you.

Janessa really thought she was the problem.She was doing the job of two people and not getting paid for it. Flaking on h...
03/25/2026

Janessa really thought she was the problem.

She was doing the job of two people and not getting paid for it. Flaking on her friends even though she wanted to see them. Trying to stay on top of everything, but constantly feeling like she was behind and failing.

That’s the part I know resonates.

Because a lot of you are moving like this right now.

Busy. Responsible. Kind of getting things done.

But your life doesn’t actually support you, so everything feels harder than it needs to be.

With “Bad Gyal J” (what she named her Dream Girl 💁🏾‍♀️), we looked at her mornings and nights—where her time and energy were actually going.

And when we adjusted that, everything shifted.

She had more energy. She was showing up for her friends again. She got the pay increase she was owed. And she was dating with confidence.

But more than anything, she felt like she had a handle on her life again.

And that part matters.

Because you can have all the goals in the world, but if your day-to-day life doesn’t support them, you’ll keep feeling stuck no matter how hard you try.

If this sounds like you, I’m breaking this down inside the Built Like a Dream Girl Masterclass on March 30.

We’re getting into how to build routines that actually fit your life, so you can stop feeling like you’re always playing catch-up.

Comment Masterclass and I’ll send you the link.

03/24/2026

Yes, I hung up on you because you can’t continue to play in both of our faces lol.

Did you or did you not do the thing you said you would do?

Because if you diiiiiid, that means you’re one step closer to your Dream Girl and I’m proud of you, bookie.

But if you didn’t, let’s talk about it.

Because every time you break your word to yourself, you lessen the trust you have in yourself, and THAT is exactly what’s keeping you from accomplishing things, sn**ching names and numbers…

But with some solid routines, we can fix this.

And I’m not talking about something cute you try for a few days, I mean implementing a routine that actually helps you follow through daily.

I rescheduled Built Like a Dream Girl to March 30, so you’ve still got time to get in the room.

I’m breaking down why your routines don’t stick and how to build ones you’ll actually keep.

Comment MASTERCLASS and I’ll send you the link 🤍

03/22/2026

I absolutely recorded this for myself, but figured maybe you might need it too.

Spring has sprung… and your wild ass self-talk needs to too.

Because why are we walking into a new week already planning our downfall? 🥴

Why are we welcoming in spring already talking ourselves out of the very life we say we want?

That mindset right there… that’s the setup.

This spring I’m challenging myself to stop pre-failing in my head and actually give my life a fair shot.

To move like things will work out for me…
To follow through even when it’s inconvenient…
To stop treating doubt like it’s truth…

Because I’m not doing another season where I talk myself out of everything I’ve prayed for.

And neither are you… you in for a little 10 day challenge 😎?

03/15/2026

Who would you allow yourself to be if you could finally get out of your own way?

What life would you be living right now?
What would you have accomplished?
How would you feel about yourself? What would you believe about yourself?
What specific things would you be doing right now?

If you can answer these questions, then you’re ready for the Built Like A Dream Girl Masterclass.

When your thoughts, beliefs, actions, and nervous system are aligned, that’s when change becomes inevitable. That’s how you become your Dream Girl.

And in the masterclass, I’m going to teach you how to create routines that actually support the changes you’re trying to make.

Comment masterclass and I’ll see you tomorrow.

03/12/2026

Okay, let’s nip this in the bud.

Your routine should not look like anybody else’s. It should look like yours.

And that’s exactly what I’m teaching in the Built Like a Dream Girl Masterclass on March 16.

A couple weeks ago I posted some of the things that could be found in my morning routine, and some of y’all decided it was too long.

And that’s fine, because I built it for me, not for you. Lol.

It doesn’t matter if your morning routine is 15 minutes or two hours.

If it helps you set the intention for your day,
If it helps reduce your anxiety,
If it sets you up for success with your goals…

that’s what matters.

And for those of you who don’t even have a morning routine and prefer to raw-dog your day, come to class next Monday.

Let me show you a better way. 😂

03/08/2026

Beloved. I cannot be more committed to YOUR dream life than you are.

The version of you that you keep saying you want to unleash doesn’t magically wake up different one day. Home girl builds habits. She builds routines. Your Dream Girl builds structure that supports the life she wants to live.

If that’s the piece you’ve been missing, I’m teaching Built Like a Dream Girl: Morning and Night Routines That Actually Stick on March 16 at 4PM PT / 7PM ET. Let me sn**ch those routines!

Register through the link in my bio or comment “masterclass” and I’ll send it to you.

Well, would you look at…Woke up fine as hell. AGAIN 🤦🏾‍♀️
03/07/2026

Well, would you look at…
Woke up fine as hell. AGAIN 🤦🏾‍♀️

03/07/2026

Don’t p**s me off

12/07/2025

You keep forgetting who you are, boo. And I need you to believe me when I say you’re everything.

The issue isn’t your ability. It’s the way you second guess how amazing you are, then turn around and accept the bare minimum like it’s all that’s available. It’s not.

Do you see the disconnect?

You are not plain white rice.
You’re jollof rice cooked to perfection, the pot everybody is fighting over, the dish that shifts the whole table the moment it arrives.

And deep down, you know that.
You feel that version of you tapping you on the shoulder, asking you to stop acting like you are less than what you are.
She wants to take up space.
She wants to choose herself on purpose.
She wants a life that reflects the woman she has worked so hard to grow into, not the watered down version she created out of fear.

If you are done shrinking, done guessing, and done living on spiritual and emotional leftovers, come work with me.
My coaching is not about fixing you. It is about helping you rise into the woman you already are, the woman you journal about, the woman you know you are meant to be.

If you are ready to step into her, the link in my bio is waiting for you.

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