12/15/2025
I’m sorry… STOP. THE. PRESSES.
Because what do you mean we’ve had THIS CREATURE hiding in the back like a limited-edition collectible??
Everyone, meet Smooch, a 33-pound, 1-year-old English Bulldog mix who looks like she was drawn by a studio executive who said, “Make her adorable, make her unhinged, make her unforgettable.”
This is the type of dog that makes you audibly gasp.
The type of dog where strangers on the street stop mid-conversation like,
“Wait— what is THAT? And how do I get one?”
Her little underbite?? Her expressive eyebrows??
The way she looks like she’s about to star in her own medieval fantasy series as both the hero AND the reluctant villain??
I actually cannot breathe.
And the best part?
Smooch isn’t just a masterpiece to look at.
She’s playful, zoomy, wiggly, snuggly, affectionate…
A tiny bowling ball of joy who sprints like she’s late for her shift at Cute Dog Headquarters.
After she’s done absolutely obliterating the play yard with her zoomies, she flips into cuddle mode like, “Okay I’m done, please hold me like a baked potato.”
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you don’t adopt her immediately, I’m questioning your life choices. Respectfully. Lovingly. But seriously.
Come meet Smooch.
Let her tiny gremlin face melt your entire soul.
Walk out a changed person.
📍 A906870
📍 3839 Bradshaw Rd
Walk in and let fate do the rest.
https://24petconnect.com/SacramentoCountyAdoptablePets/Details/SACC/A906870