04/01/2026
Let's talk about the area that does all the dirty work..
your taint or as science says your perineum
Your gooch puts in overtime with very little protection. That's why we launched the Grundle Moisturizer and Sunblock.
Everyday you should orient your a**s to the East and mainline mother nature's Vitamin D straight up your tailpipe to boost your hormones and optimize your vibe.
The problem is too much sun on the undercarriage can be corrosive.
Have no fear - take a 3 finger scoop of the protection cream and slather right on the DMZ.
Be bold - face the sun
